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Putin has proven that a strong country can just invade a weak neighbor and slice off whatever they want and no one will stop them. So which parts of our neighbors should we slice off after a successful invasion?? I say Vancouver, Toronto, Nova Scotia, Tijuana, and The Bahamas(the whole thing) Teriyaki Hairpiece fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Feb 25, 2022 |
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The Bahamas aren't part of Mexico, OP.
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Feb 25, 2022 05:39
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Mexico OP for the boost to the labor force & cheaper tequila.
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Feb 25, 2022 05:41
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please don't annex alberta that would be just awful!
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Feb 25, 2022 05:43
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No please annex Alberta. Hang Kenney upside down from the legislature by his underwear while you're at it.
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Feb 25, 2022 05:45
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its all nice on rice posted:The Bahamas aren't part of Mexico, OP. We border them and therefore they are up for grabs
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Feb 25, 2022 06:11
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Call Your Grandma posted:please don't annex alberta that would be just awful! annex the supplies of vodka and clamato and the economy would crumble
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Feb 25, 2022 06:13
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op I'm putting together a posse of freebooters to seize mexican land and spoils of war
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Feb 25, 2022 06:21
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Let's take the opportunity to neaten up the borders. Nice straight lines everywhere we can. In return Canada can have that little nub on top of Minnesota and the fractured tentacle on Alaska. Mexico...well they don't get poo poo I guess.
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Feb 25, 2022 06:22
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Harald posted:op I'm putting together a posse of freebooters to seize mexican land and spoils of war https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filibuster_(military)
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Feb 25, 2022 06:26
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I think if we politely asked Canada to be annexed they would say yes.
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Feb 25, 2022 06:27
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quote:Filibusters are irregular soldiers who act without official authorization from their own government, and are generally motivated by financial gain, political ideology, or the thrill of adventure. Unlike mercenaries, filibusters are independently motivated and work for themselves, whilst a mercenary leader operates on behalf of others.
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Feb 25, 2022 06:28
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Harald posted:op I'm putting together a posse of freebooters to seize mexican land and spoils of war Have fun getting brutally murdered by the cartels.
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Feb 25, 2022 06:28
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Future Wax posted:Let's take the opportunity to neaten up the borders. Nice straight lines everywhere we can. In return Canada can have that little nub on top of Minnesota and the fractured tentacle on Alaska. Mexico...well they don't get poo poo I guess. There is a little bit of America that is now Canada it's kind of our darkest secret
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Feb 25, 2022 06:29
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Sophy Wackles posted:Have fun getting brutally murdered by the cartels. I will never recognize the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo
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Feb 25, 2022 06:42
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We would probably just gently caress up the good cities from Canada.
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Feb 25, 2022 06:47
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Are we taking Nova Scotia because of that guy that does the weather on Youtube? I can live with that.
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Feb 25, 2022 06:48
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Honestly I think the play here is to prove that we're crazier than Putin. And you know what's even crazier than invading the nation next door? Just giving them some random territory. So, which state should we give to Mexico? Texas would be too obvious, no I think we should give them North Dakota.
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Feb 25, 2022 06:50
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corgski posted:Honestly I think the play here is to prove that we're crazier than Putin. And you know what's even crazier than invading the nation next door? Just giving them some random territory. Forcing Canada to annex some Midwest states would be a very David Foster Wallace move
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Feb 25, 2022 06:57
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loving take Alberta for the love of god. Most of them wish they were you anyway. If you can take some of rural Ontario that would be great too. Srsly, you're doing us a favour.
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Feb 25, 2022 07:11
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corgski posted:Honestly I think the play here is to prove that we're crazier than Putin. And you know what's even crazier than invading the nation next door? Just giving them some random territory. What if we give Putin the Midwest? No one would notice
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Feb 25, 2022 07:11
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The Midwest: the Belarus of America
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Feb 25, 2022 07:12
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Absolutely not a canadian here and absolutely begging you not to just take alberta and leave the rest of the country. Please, please don't take alberta away from us. I mean them.
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Feb 25, 2022 07:13
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Op ahould clearly go back and relearn some basic grade post imperial Japan social studie since tthey clearly don't kno ballistic missiles fall off the edge of the eath??
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Feb 25, 2022 07:28
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Canada is going to take Alaska from the States so gently caress you bud
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Feb 25, 2022 07:29
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All of Baja would be good. We could fix up the roads a little bit so we could hold a motorcycle race from San Diego down to Cabo San Lucas and then back.
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Feb 25, 2022 07:37
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:What if we give Putin the Midwest? No one would notice Da, I am thinking Iowa will make very good tribute.
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Feb 25, 2022 08:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2fPkzJsMU8
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Feb 25, 2022 08:31
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the us already conquered mexico once but declined to annex anything further south than texas. this was mostly because mexico is full of mexicans, and the us has always been a racist nightmare. they also tried conquering canada and got rekt lmao
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PITY BONER posted:All of Baja would be good. We could fix up the roads a little bit so we could hold a motorcycle race from San Diego down to Cabo San Lucas and then back.
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Feb 25, 2022 08:52
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Vancouver. They kept coming across the border to shop and yell at me about politics when I was a 17 year-old retail worker. Then they'd tear up the store and I'd be there cleaning until 2 AM. Also Canadian holidays were the only time you'd find poo poo in the changing rooms. I will never forgive you, Canada. Polite, my rear end.
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Feb 25, 2022 09:53
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The (Canadian Weed), the (Mexican Weed).
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Feb 25, 2022 10:14
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Take PEI while you're at it, those guys are jerks
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Feb 25, 2022 13:12
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give Texas back to Mexico instead
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Feb 25, 2022 15:14
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Schweinhund posted:give Texas back to Mexico instead Please.
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Feb 25, 2022 15:41
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Hello fellow freedom loving Americans. I love my gun and criminally low age of consent laws as all good Americans do and I feel that we should invade the area to the north of Windsor, Ontario.
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Feb 25, 2022 16:07
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the falkland islands will finally belong to us!
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Feb 25, 2022 16:10
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Elviscat posted:Forcing Canada to annex some Midwest states would be a very David Foster Wallace move Look, willing to bite the bullet and let Canada annex Minnesota and Wisconsin. Throw in the UP too.
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Feb 25, 2022 16:21
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Imagine an America with two dicks. Baja Peninsula.
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Isn't there a Cawla Doody game where the US invades Mexico in the 2030's or so?
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