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My doctor is at a loss for words most times. i have IBS, crohn's and a few other bowel complications. he considers my case unnaturally extreme--I have polyps, scarred/cobblestone texture, nothing seems to work right in there. I have had about a foot of tissue removed from my intestines. i basically poo poo 5+ times a day. it's painful, stinking, slimy poo poo and everyone on the same floor of said building will smell me. and I smell no matter how thoroughly I clean. I hunch over the toilet in agony.. to say my guts churn and spasm is an understatement. it's a living hell. every tip to the bathroom is insanely agonizing. sometimes I am there for 10+ minutes non-stop making GBS threads this garbage sludge out my rear end. the worst part is the blood and hemorrhoids. did EVERY part of it have to hurt? I have to sprinkle my rear end with hydrogen peroxide to keep my blown open warts from infecting. loving hate my life
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Jesus. You only mentioned one doctor. I'd consult with some other ones. I'm no doctor but I was making GBS threads 5-8 times a day, probably from anxiety induced ibs and drinking, but I started taking metamucil and now i poo poo like 1-2 times a day. It could be beneficial to you in the mean time of finding an actual specialist. You shouldn't have to live like that, and I really doubt it's some mystery. Honestly, I appreciate an unexpected honest post, I'm here for you in GBS. Edit: it sounds like you might have some diverticulitis.
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Feb 26, 2022 19:33
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Go post that op in the goon doctor subforum
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Feb 26, 2022 19:34
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Hey there, fellow blood and slime shitter. I don't know if you made this thread to look for solutions or anything, but have you tried getting pumped full of infliximab yet? That stuff is literal miracle juice.
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Feb 26, 2022 19:48
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little Activia, fix that up
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Feb 26, 2022 19:59
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What do you eat? Have the doctors suggested a change in diet?
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Feb 26, 2022 19:59
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have u tried drinking some green tea e: with ginger and honey
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Feb 26, 2022 20:02
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Never thought i'd say this, but i think you need to poo poo less OP
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Feb 26, 2022 20:09
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ive never heard of someone who needs a fecal transplant more than you, op (though it will probably fix your poo poo like right away)
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Feb 26, 2022 20:14
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I will poop in your butt and fectumfy the entire situation.
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Feb 26, 2022 20:17
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Stop eating deep black bloody crap, OP
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Feb 26, 2022 20:19
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could you actually just like, solicit the poo poo of your healthy friends and shove it up there? or is there more to it i would happily mail you a box of my extremely healthy dookie OP
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Feb 26, 2022 20:19
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Hopefully you don’t have one of those doctors that just burn over the malpractice so the coroner thinks you died at the hands of a stupider person.
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Feb 26, 2022 20:20
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All the best to you and yours! Take care, now!
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Feb 26, 2022 20:21
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if your doctor is a general practitioner he should've wrangled in a specialist too if he hasnt, this also seems like the type of thing they'd put you on a special diet of boring bland food, a bacon cheeseburger may be better than fish and broccoli going down but much worse coming out
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Feb 26, 2022 20:21
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when i drink liquor the same thing happens to my shits OP maybe youre like, the opposite. so have you tried liquor?
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Feb 26, 2022 20:25
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Have you considered eating less cheese?
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Feb 26, 2022 20:26
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sounds like you need a mentor to teach you how to monetize your shits. your hosed up rear end could be generating passive income for you RIGHT NOW. pm me for info. (that sounds bad OP I'm sorry to hear about that)
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Feb 26, 2022 20:38
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you should develop an opiate addiction and just basically stop making GBS threads altogether
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Feb 26, 2022 20:49
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have you tried a grapefruit cleanse?
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Feb 26, 2022 20:52
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ante posted:could you actually just like, solicit the poo poo of your healthy friends and shove it up there? or is there more to it Nah I think you have to eat the poo poo. Mayhaps a new Goon project??
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Feb 26, 2022 21:00
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you need to immediately begin licking every public toilet seat and drinking bowl water until your body cultures whatever gut flora it is that you're missing
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Feb 26, 2022 21:00
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I'd say do a sitz bath, but you'd probably just end up making a kind of toilet soup  Serious tho as someone on antibiotics for an excess of e. Coli and a history of c. Diff, I share some of your pain. Goonbless.
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Feb 26, 2022 21:02
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Spinz posted:Go post that op in the goon doctor subforum I feel like this is the right place for such a post as well
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Feb 26, 2022 21:05
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op have you tried cutting out gluten and getting some rest?
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Feb 26, 2022 21:27
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When my ulcerative colitis was at it's peak, my shits has mucus in em, looked like how fat looks in Linguica. And stink, holy poo poo did they reek. Get it taken care of man or you'll be making GBS threads in a plastic bag like me, and it's no fun.
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Feb 26, 2022 21:37
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I would recommend a new doctor because uh this is not normal I think my dad had something like this and it turned out it was pancreatitis. Or maybe that was his excessive drinking and unrelated. Who knows!
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Feb 26, 2022 21:42
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you gonna die op. no one can help you slow, painful death is all that is waiting for you
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Feb 26, 2022 21:45
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Open up for Brass Against. In every way possible.
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Feb 26, 2022 21:58
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OP I too have very bad bowels and I had to do a bunch of stuff to get it under control - quit smoking and drinking - stopped eating processed or artificial foods. no HFCS, no refined sugar of any kind, no diet soda (no carbonation ultimately) no spicy food, nothing fried. Also not to go full  but I have found that I do better the less I consume from plastic packaging. - 1 add 5g of fruit fiber to my coffee every morning and I make it a point to eat a lot of natural fiber-rich foods, specifically I have a bran muffin most mornings, try to eat a green thing with every meal, etc. I used to take psyllium husk but that sort of non-digestable fiber is counterproductive for me. - drink 2-4L of water a day - take double the recommended dose of probiotics, greek yogurt in the afternoon, and a shot of apple cider vinegar before I go to bed - exercise at least an hour every day, focusing on lower back and core strength -   When I first presented symptoms, The doctors collectively shrugged their shoulders and said that they'd prescribe opioids (I hate opioids they make me nauseous) but ultimately I would have to think about my 'long term plans'. There was never a discussion about diet or treatment outside of painkillers, so I had to wrangle together an answer. IME, my internal gut flora was extremely hosed up from years of stress, smoking, and an absolute poo poo diet. I'm not a doctor and the research I did was a very long time ago, but ultimately what i discovered is that there are two predominant strains of bacteria in the gut flora, ones that produce methane as an off product and ones that produce sulphur-something as an off-product. I knew something was wrong because my farts & poop reeked like rotten eggs, like sometimes it smelled like I had lit a match. From what I've been able to determine, having a bad diet for a long time thrashed my gut flora and the sulphur-producing bacteria had taken over, and the sulphur was what was causing the ulcers+colitiis. Its been a few years now and if I stray away from my diet even for a little bit it will all come back, but I seem to be on the right track
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Feb 26, 2022 22:03
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jfc I just ripped a fart and it smelled so bad I nearly puked
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Feb 26, 2022 22:14
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Vampire Panties posted:OP I too have very bad bowels and I had to do a bunch of stuff to get it under control Whoa, whoa, whoa, he never said he wanted to stop living
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Feb 26, 2022 22:16
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ellasmith posted:jfc I just ripped a fart and it smelled so bad I nearly puked see this right here! Quality post
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Feb 26, 2022 22:16
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ellasmith posted:jfc I just ripped a fart and it smelled so bad I nearly puked god gave us covid and we refused to use it
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Feb 26, 2022 22:21
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If you still smell like poo poo after wiping/bidet and even through a shower might I suggest losing some weight op.
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Feb 26, 2022 23:01
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Eat more fiber
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Feb 27, 2022 00:59
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sorry about your rotten stinking guts op
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Feb 27, 2022 01:00
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i did not expect this to be a serious thread i hope u get better op
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Feb 27, 2022 01:31
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lol great thread op  
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Sorry about your rear end in a top hat and intestines, OP. Thoughts and prayers (unironically).
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