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I'm the overly serious middle aged guy bowling by myself. I brought my own ball and I'm using a wrist brace and a hand towel but my actual bowling is relentlessly mediocre |
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Feb 27, 2022 00:35
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i'm the 12 year old spending 45 dollars of allowance on the holographic sticker machine trying to complete my set of nfl team helmets
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Feb 27, 2022 01:05
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I'm the turkey. |
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Feb 27, 2022 02:36
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im the guy eating a slightly overpriced but really pretty good greasy cheeseburger and not bowling. just here for some lunch
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Feb 27, 2022 02:46
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I'm the guy trying to explain why duckpins are so much more fun. |
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Feb 27, 2022 03:28
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I'm the bumpers. Please bump your balls against me. |
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Feb 27, 2022 03:34
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I'm the visibly stoned 20something and the only person in my group who has the bumpers up. |
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Feb 27, 2022 03:52
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i'm the kid that's way more interested in the arcade at the bowling alley than i am the actual bowling |
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Feb 27, 2022 05:09
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 I'm the claw machine explainer
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Feb 27, 2022 05:13
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i'm the guy that gets locked out of changing his name on the scoreboard after doing so 30 times |
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Feb 27, 2022 05:41
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I'm the toddler who somehow manages to throw a gutterball with bumpers and it gets stuck halfway down and I'm inconsolable and so is the employee who has to retrieve the ball |
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Feb 27, 2022 05:53
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I'm the thirty-seven year old employee huffing shoe deodorizer behind the counter. |
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Feb 27, 2022 06:02
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I'm the dude who insisted on not using the bumpers, then proceeds to throw 20 gutter balls in a row. |
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Feb 27, 2022 07:34
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Feb 27, 2022 15:20
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don't mind me, just here to deliver this months shipment of trophies.
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Feb 27, 2022 16:02
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I'm watching the goths effortlessly dominate the DDR machine, waiting politely in the hopes of scoring an interview for my local gaming zine, getting sucked into the tantalizing rhythm of Captain Jack-- "Only You"
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Feb 27, 2022 17:28
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once we went to the bowling alley and it was entirely empty, except for one giant guy wearing overalls but no shirt glaring at us. i'm him
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Feb 27, 2022 19:14
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I'm one of the 2 kids (along with my friend Michael) sitting in the entranceway from the bowling lanes into the room where the lockers are (because it was a rather long but sort of narrow hallway) throwing the superball that costs 10 cents from the vending machine as hard as we can against the walls so it can bounce back and forth as long as possible without- and this is the important part- one of us losing an eye It was either that or sit in one of the 3 closing full sized phone booths and talk to each other on 2 separate phones for hours about everyone that walked past until we were ready to pass out from the heat and sweat. It also cost 10 cents... |
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Feb 27, 2022 19:29
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I’m a ball 
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Feb 27, 2022 20:52
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free Trapt CD posted:i'm Chuck Tingle?
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Feb 27, 2022 20:52
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I'm one of the pins, ready to be smacked by a giant ball. |
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Feb 27, 2022 21:05
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I'm the sticky residue inside one of the finger holes of a bowling ball.
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Feb 27, 2022 21:50
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I'm the really cockeyed  ball drilled by someone with no understanding of human anatomy
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Feb 27, 2022 22:07
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i'm the teenage boy hiding in the bathrooms, definitely not crying, after my great love revealed her new relationship to me during a big group hang. this didn't catch me completely oblivious and i didn't think tonite was going to be the nite i revealed my affections, the way her hand brushed against mine as we clambered out of a friends moms mini van definitely didn't give me hope, this for sure won't be a thing that weighs on me for years and years.
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Feb 27, 2022 22:08
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i'm a hole in a ball, waiting for your finger
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Feb 27, 2022 22:23
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Heather Papps posted:i'm the teenage boy hiding in the bathrooms, definitely not crying, after my great love revealed her new relationship to me during a big group hang. this didn't catch me completely oblivious and i didn't think tonite was going to be the nite i revealed my affections, the way her hand brushed against mine as we clambered out of a friends moms mini van definitely didn't give me hope, this for sure won't be a thing that weighs on me for years and years. Yeah but you know Alex M. has EVERY Redwall book AND the faintest gossamer hint of a moustache, so, like, you know she'll be happy with him. He can show her a world outside of the puny confines of your town, a world... where legend rules, and heroes rise...
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Feb 27, 2022 23:53
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i'm the crazy animations on the big CRT tv above the lane going off every time you roll a strike, which in reality you never do, but theoretically that's what i would be doing
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Feb 28, 2022 00:04
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How Wonderful! posted:Yeah but you know Alex M. has EVERY Redwall book AND the faintest gossamer hint of a moustache, so, like, you know she'll be happy with him. He can show her a world outside of the puny confines of your town, a world... where legend rules, and heroes rise... she told me about his cool speech but she doesn't know it's stolen from martin the warrior and i don't have the heart to tell her
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Feb 28, 2022 00:11
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barnold posted:i'm the crazy animations on the big CRT tv above the lane going off every time you roll a strike, which in reality you never do, but theoretically that's what i would be doing Ah, so you're the same three "Open" animations from 1997 playing in a loop, we meet again my old foe |
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Feb 28, 2022 00:15
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Heather Papps posted:she told me about his cool speech but she doesn't know it's stolen from martin the warrior and i don't have the heart to tell her Nobody comes up with that many sick riddles on their own... NOBODY
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Feb 28, 2022 02:06
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im the guy in the billiards room being absolutely terrible at pool |
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Feb 28, 2022 05:37
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I'm a CGI bowling pin on a CRT screen positioned above one of the lanes, but I'm wearing like an army uniform. A bowling ball driving a tank rolls up and the tank fires another bowling ball at me and my comrades and scatters us in all directions and the word "STRIKE" appears on the screen. We had families. Children. History is written by the victor in the form of a little X on the scoresheet, sweeping away the sacrifice of my brothers in arms for our bowling pin fatherland. Do not forget me, bowlers. Do not let me have died in vain.
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Feb 28, 2022 05:53
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Rosettas posted:im the guy in the billiards room being absolutely terrible at pool Listen, we can't both be me. |
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Feb 28, 2022 06:02
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I'm the dozens of small safes/lockers just outside of the restroom at most bowling alleys, because I don't know??? I guess I trust my friends to not steal my shoes I stuck under the chair while I wear the rentals or whatever else I have on me during our mutually enjoyable recreational activity. Maybe I'm too trusting, or maybe most bowlers are much higher class then myself and have way more valuables on them at any given time then I do. I want to see someone open one of those safes one day and see their secret stash of piles of bowling trophies inside as they nervously glance over their shoulder.
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Feb 28, 2022 08:38
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I'm the tiny balls for candlepin |
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Feb 28, 2022 10:11
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Ok this time I'm the overly serious middle aged man sitting off to the side, not bowling at all. I might even be the same one from before. If anyone asks or makes eye contact for too long I cite some vaguely technical grievance about the lane conditions. They're too oily, or maybe it's too humid, or the disco lights are just a touch too bright, or I can't concentrate while "That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain is playing |
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Feb 28, 2022 14:28
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I'm the guy who accidentally threw so poorly that I sent the ball two lanes over and ruined a guy's perfect game.
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Feb 28, 2022 14:49
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rear end-penny posted:Tingle? Indeed. But keep it on the down low, last time somebody noticed I had to sign their balls. |
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Feb 28, 2022 20:10
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i'm a crayon drawing on the brick wall that was made by a child who got away while all the grownups were distracted by bowling
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I'm the old timer looking with disdain at the automated scoring system. Kids these days, can't even add up numbers in their head. |
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