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biosterous

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he/him

# ? Mar 1, 2022 05:18

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# ? May 4, 2024 13:41

Ass-penny

free Trapt CD posted:

Indeed. But keep it on the down low, last time somebody noticed I had to sign their balls.

I want you to sign my balls too. Harriet Porbler is a masterpiece

# ? Mar 1, 2022 08:39

GoutPatrol: *Stupid Babby*

I'm the soggy french fries with a slice of american cheese microwaved on top

# ? Mar 1, 2022 10:04

nut

I�m the strike master. you�ll know me when you see the sheen of sequins and smell the musk

# ? Mar 1, 2022 13:05

nut

the strike master crying beneath his sunglasses, unable to stave off the beauty of the sound of a fresh pin cracking on the first day of glow in the dark bowling of the week

# ? Mar 1, 2022 13:06

nut

the strike master loves you, Lucille, but his heart is forever buried under lacquered pine, like in that creepy poem but I�m cool with it, I love it being down there

# ? Mar 1, 2022 13:08

alnilam

Barco Fiesta posted:

I'm a CGI bowling pin on a CRT screen positioned above one of the lanes, but I'm wearing like an army uniform. A bowling ball driving a tank rolls up and the tank fires another bowling ball at me and my comrades and scatters us in all directions and the word "STRIKE" appears on the screen. We had families. Children. History is written by the victor in the form of a little X on the scoresheet, sweeping away the sacrifice of my brothers in arms for our bowling pin fatherland. Do not forget me, bowlers. Do not let me have died in vain.

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 3, 2022 04:54

alnilam

I'm the friday night LASER BOWLING that is just a bunch of black lights and way less cool than the badly produced local tv commercial made it look

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 3, 2022 04:57

alnilam

Black lights are not lasers!!

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 3, 2022 04:57

Wilkins Micawber: as we leave this existence
looking for another

I'm the bowling pin widow, grieving loudly beside my dead, gay bowling pin husband.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 18:49

Wilkins Micawber: as we leave this existence
looking for another

I'm the secret lover of the dead, gay bowling pin with our adopted children, Bryce and Gerhardt. Some might say, it was the Bowling Pin Army's restrictive LGBT policies that killed my husband. Others would say it was the ball.

# ? Mar 3, 2022 19:09

barfdog

im the 32 year old man who still thinks its funny to enter my name as "rear end" on the scoreboard

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Mar 3, 2022 20:44

barfdog

also sometimes i moonlight on the weekends and intentionally give people the wrogn size shoes

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Mar 3, 2022 20:45

alnilam

barfdog posted:

im the 32 year old man who still thinks its funny to enter my name as "rear end" on the scoreboard

the 32 year old man who is objectively correct you mean?

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 3, 2022 21:40

barfdog

alnilam posted:

the 32 year old man who is objectively correct you mean?

i knew i wasnt alone, but all the parents at the bowl-o-drome look at me with disgust every time i do this which is at least 5 times a day

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Mar 3, 2022 22:28

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

i'm the dad who brought his kids to try out bowling and then is a little disappointed because they don't seem to be that into it and holy hell this costs like $40 now when did it get so expensive???

# ? Mar 3, 2022 23:15

barfdog

canyoneer posted:

i'm the dad who brought his kids to try out bowling and then is a little disappointed because they don't seem to be that into it and holy hell this costs like $40 now when did it get so expensive???

you must be one pin short of a strike if you think i'm remortgaging my house for a game of bowls!

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Mar 4, 2022 01:10

Boba Pearl: by Athanatos

im that machine you slam into and gives you a score

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# ? Mar 4, 2022 05:46

NyaNyaMeister: Bruh-nyuu~

I am from this
stupid country

I'm the chicken you can hire as a financial advisor.

Current mood: https://vimeo.com/921220930

Thank you Heather Papps for the awesome sig

# ? Mar 5, 2022 00:15

barfdog

im the head pin and i really wish you'd all stop slapping your balls against me

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Mar 5, 2022 14:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

barfdog posted:

im the 32 year old man who still thinks its funny to enter my name as "rear end" on the scoreboard

Still? This is objectively hilarious forever

# ? Mar 5, 2022 20:56

google THIS

alnilam posted:

I'm the friday night LASER BOWLING that is just a bunch of black lights and way less cool than the badly produced local tv commercial made it look

alnilam posted:

Black lights are not lasers!!

I'm the guy who had his first kiss 'neath the blacklights and amidst the pulsing 90's techno

No really, that's me, and 23 years and three kids later all I have to say is respect the blacklights

# ? Mar 5, 2022 21:21

alnilam

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 5, 2022 23:33

Farecoal: There he go

NyaNyaMeister posted:

I'm the chicken you can hire as a financial advisor.

# ? Mar 6, 2022 02:06

Ass-penny

barfdog posted:

im the head pin and i really wish you'd all stop slapping your balls against me

# ? Mar 7, 2022 05:34

Boba Pearl: by Athanatos

barfdog posted:

im the head pin and i really wish you'd all stop slapping your balls against me

873

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# ? Mar 7, 2022 14:31

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# ? May 4, 2024 13:41

NumptyScrub: damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Still? This is objectively hilarious forever

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# ? Mar 7, 2022 19:12

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