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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
*draws pentagram on the floor with chalk*

*places scallions in 4th quadrant*

*burns rosemary*

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


When do we eat bell peppers?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Fartington Butts posted:

When do we eat bell peppers?

Pretty soon. I have to create a portal to the CUISINE ZONE before we can crunch the ceremonial pepper.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Will Fukui-san be announcing the whole affair?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




oh poo poo, i already bit into the bell pepper

what should i do? put it back and wait, even though there's a bite missing? or... might as well finish it now?

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Sacrifices one Hungry Man microwavable dinner at an alter, finally ready for the true hungry man challenge

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
*meticulously arranges world of warcraft tv dinners into an SOS sign*

From hell's kitchen I call unto thee.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




update: i put the bell pepper back on the table, and i turned it so the cameras don't see the bite that's missing

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
master of the arena, i regret to report that the secret ingredient has escaped and eaten three crew members

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
*posing like Iron Chef Italian Kobe*

I'm really not sure how long I'm supposed to...uh....stand like this....

Do I need to hold the tomato??

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
*tries making a BLT using blood, lungs, and testicles*

What do you mean that's not it???

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

*delicately unfolds cloth revealing chefs athame*

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I have a bunch of black garlic in my coat pockets if you think it'll be useful

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i am wearing my formal bib

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Revins posted:

I have a bunch of black garlic in my coat pockets if you think it'll be useful

Put it in the calcinator with the other stuff.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
thank you for not asking questions

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Revins posted:

thank you for not asking questions

We're not going to get through this if we all start asking questions.

*removes beef heart from cooler*

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
I say the words "Fukui-san?" in a mirror 13 times

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
*whispers conspiratorially*

I've got some real, fresh saffron

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


I'll jump on the counter top and yell like that rear end in a top hat Bobby Flay.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'll just light these candles made from grass-fed 100 day dry aged beef tallow, from a breed of cows only raised by an obscure sect of Hutterites

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Ohta, could you get a shot of that grimoire.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
I got cereal

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
i'll be iron chef basement

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Becomes a ridiculous caricature

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


The chefs aren't here yet so I brought 6 frozen White Castle burgs in case we get a bit famished.

Iron Chef Ramen
Sep 15, 2007

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
hi

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Ok guys the challenger does Mexican cuisine. Have the string quartet warm up so we can get the Italian chef in and talk about how the two cuisines are similar because they're both latin

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AsrCZdzvAY

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Im going to cook eggs

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*does the lebron james chalk thingy but with Old Bay seasoning*

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I do this, but with recipe cards instead of playing cards:

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


TODAY'S INGREDIENT IS PECTIN

im saint germain
Jan 30, 2021

i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns
i'm the old fortune teller who says there's too much salt in the dishes all the time and almost no one ever agrees with me

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I scrub all the cast iron pans with steel wool until they shine.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
BELL PEPPER BATTLE!

https://twitter.com/michibot1/status/1496493212885782531?s=20&t=8zDXC0j_AabPAi5-gh5fZg

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do
They ruined it when they brought the show to America and had Mark Dacascos pretend to be the Chairman.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Ziggy Smalls posted:

They ruined it when they brought the show to America and had Mark Dacascos pretend to be the Chairman.

He is meant to be the nephew of Chairman Kaga

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Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do

SuddenCactus posted:

He is meant to be the nephew of Chairman Kaga

Yeah but they aren't actually related.

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