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*draws pentagram on the floor with chalk* *places scallions in 4th quadrant* *burns rosemary*
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:11 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 18:02 |
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When do we eat bell peppers?
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:12 |
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Fartington Butts posted:When do we eat bell peppers? Pretty soon. I have to create a portal to the CUISINE ZONE before we can crunch the ceremonial pepper.
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:13 |
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Will Fukui-san be announcing the whole affair?
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:22 |
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oh poo poo, i already bit into the bell pepper what should i do? put it back and wait, even though there's a bite missing? or... might as well finish it now?
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:23 |
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Sacrifices one Hungry Man microwavable dinner at an alter, finally ready for the true hungry man challenge
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:24 |
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*meticulously arranges world of warcraft tv dinners into an SOS sign* From hell's kitchen I call unto thee.
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:28 |
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update: i put the bell pepper back on the table, and i turned it so the cameras don't see the bite that's missing
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:28 |
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master of the arena, i regret to report that the secret ingredient has escaped and eaten three crew members
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:31 |
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*posing like Iron Chef Italian Kobe* I'm really not sure how long I'm supposed to...uh....stand like this.... Do I need to hold the tomato??
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:33 |
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*tries making a BLT using blood, lungs, and testicles* What do you mean that's not it???
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:34 |
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*delicately unfolds cloth revealing chefs athame*
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:36 |
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I have a bunch of black garlic in my coat pockets if you think it'll be useful
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:38 |
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i am wearing my formal bib
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:38 |
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Revins posted:I have a bunch of black garlic in my coat pockets if you think it'll be useful Put it in the calcinator with the other stuff.
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:39 |
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thank you for not asking questions
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:40 |
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Revins posted:thank you for not asking questions We're not going to get through this if we all start asking questions. *removes beef heart from cooler*
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:41 |
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I say the words "Fukui-san?" in a mirror 13 times
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:42 |
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*whispers conspiratorially* I've got some real, fresh saffron
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:43 |
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I'll jump on the counter top and yell like that rear end in a top hat Bobby Flay.
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:44 |
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I'll just light these candles made from grass-fed 100 day dry aged beef tallow, from a breed of cows only raised by an obscure sect of Hutterites
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:45 |
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Ohta, could you get a shot of that grimoire.
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:45 |
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I got cereal
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:46 |
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i'll be iron chef basement
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:48 |
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Becomes a ridiculous caricature
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:59 |
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The chefs aren't here yet so I brought 6 frozen White Castle burgs in case we get a bit famished.
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 07:02 |
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hi
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 07:28 |
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Ok guys the challenger does Mexican cuisine. Have the string quartet warm up so we can get the Italian chef in and talk about how the two cuisines are similar because they're both latin
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 08:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AsrCZdzvAY
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 08:28 |
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Im going to cook eggs
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 08:30 |
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*does the lebron james chalk thingy but with Old Bay seasoning*
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 08:31 |
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I do this, but with recipe cards instead of playing cards:
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 08:37 |
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TODAY'S INGREDIENT IS PECTIN
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 08:39 |
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i'm the old fortune teller who says there's too much salt in the dishes all the time and almost no one ever agrees with me
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 08:44 |
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I scrub all the cast iron pans with steel wool until they shine.
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 09:08 |
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BELL PEPPER BATTLE! https://twitter.com/michibot1/status/1496493212885782531?s=20&t=8zDXC0j_AabPAi5-gh5fZg
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 09:17 |
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They ruined it when they brought the show to America and had Mark Dacascos pretend to be the Chairman.
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 10:04 |
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 10:05 |
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Ziggy Smalls posted:They ruined it when they brought the show to America and had Mark Dacascos pretend to be the Chairman. He is meant to be the nephew of Chairman Kaga
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 10:24 |
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SuddenCactus posted:He is meant to be the nephew of Chairman Kaga Yeah but they aren't actually related.
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# ? Feb 27, 2022 11:59 |