Poster WAR CRIME GIGOLO needs a new name. Let's help!

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Shooting Blanks: Jun 6, 2007; Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade

I offered to buy WAR CRIME GIGOLO a new name since they were perturbed by the combination of that name and their support for Ukraine. So, let's help them find something more appropriate!

For now, we're taking suggestions. We have a few from the Ukraine thread (copied below), but an overwhelming response will get a purchase sooner. I'm not setting a hard deadline on this, but it'll probably be in the 3-5 day mark unless I get guidance otherwise. I've already notified mods (no approval received), but it should be fun.

Original context:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

God is it bad optics of my forum name is "WAR CRIME GIGOLO" and I'm pro Ukrainian in this war

These are the current suggestions, but more are welcome!:

Vaginaface posted:

Obviously I vote for "7th Grade Hague"

KillHour posted:

Keep it the same but make their avatar a picture of Putin's head photoshopped on Rob Schneider.

Twincityhacker posted:

Grandma Sunflower has a nice ring to it. Or. Grandpa or Grandy.

Edit: Bigotry is unwelcome here and a name supporting that of any kind will not be approved. Don't waste your time - no racism, anti-LGBTQ, religious hatred, etc. That's lovely and this isn't C-SPAM.

Shooting Blanks fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Feb 27, 2022

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Vaginaface posted:

Obviously I vote for "7th Grade Hague"

# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:18

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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:20

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Vaginaface posted:

Obviously I vote for "7th Grade Hague"

# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:20

Cugel the Clever: Apr 5, 2009; I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

I think I'm missing some kind of context that explain "7th Grade Hague"

# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:22

Vaginaface: Aug 26, 2013; HEY REI HEY REI,
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Maybe unnecessary but:

Vaginaface posted:

Obviously I vote for "7th Grade Hague"

P.S.

Cugel the Clever posted:

I think I'm missing some kind of context that explain "7th Grade Hague"

I made a bad post with dumb ideas about wartime justifications and zoo sniper said "not unless they rig the Hague with 7th graders" which was very funny

Vaginaface fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Feb 27, 2022

# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:24

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Cugel the Clever posted:

I think I'm missing some kind of context that explain "7th Grade Hague"

That�s from my reply to someone asking if you can excuse carpet bombing a city by saying that citizens have been conscripted.

# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:25

BigRoman: Jun 19, 2005

NATOs Fault

# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:45

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# ? Feb 27, 2022 06:51

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# ? Feb 27, 2022 07:23

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# ? Feb 27, 2022 08:14

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CSPAM SHOULD BE CLOSED

# ? Feb 27, 2022 08:54

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Ethics_Gradient posted:

AIM OR WIGGLE CAR

This one made me laugh so I vote for it.

# ? Feb 27, 2022 09:17

Comstar: Apr 20, 2007; Are you happy now?

Cspam is bad and you should feel bad for posting

# ? Feb 27, 2022 09:41

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Comstar posted:

Cspam is bad and you should feel bad for posting

what's the story on your av, i'm being charitable and asuming it's the opposite of what you were okay with

# ? Feb 27, 2022 09:52

Shooting Blanks: Jun 6, 2007; Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade

redbrouw posted:

CSPAM SHOULD BE CLOSED

I like this one.

# ? Feb 27, 2022 10:22

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Shooting Blanks posted:

I like this one.

could you explain it to me please? it doesn't seem like it's mean to curtail any of the death of my colleagues

# ? Feb 27, 2022 10:35

Alchenar: Apr 9, 2008

redbrouw posted:

CSPAM SHOULD BE CLOSED

Also is this the thread where I ask why War Crime Gigolo's posts always read like an old timey telegram? I used to think it was some kind of annoying trolly gimmick but then I realised that's not the case.

# ? Feb 27, 2022 10:43

Shooting Blanks: Jun 6, 2007; Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade

i say swears online posted:

could you explain it to me please? it doesn't seem like it's mean to curtail any of the death of my colleagues

It's a subforum where denying events like Holodomor is an acceptable stance. It has nothing to do with Ukraine, and everything to do with improving SA.

# ? Feb 27, 2022 10:44

Just Another Lurker: May 1, 2009

"Grandma Sunflower" is the one to go for.

Homely and comforting but with the underlying concept that she has already marked you for death. :ukraine:

# ? Feb 27, 2022 12:53

Comstar: Apr 20, 2007; Are you happy now?

i say swears online posted:

what's the story on your av, i'm being charitable and asuming it's the opposite of what you were okay with

Everyone in the AUSPOL thread got gifted one, one day, by RAPTORFAG.

Just be glad they got permabanned shortly thereafter, or everyone in CSPAN would have one already.

# ? Feb 27, 2022 13:27