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DJExile posted:Oh my god the fuckin “nutrition” page is just a bunch of rebranded Mrs. Dash with an incredible description Absolutely dying at “Big Seasoning”
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sticklefifer posted:Why do they have so many words in quotes The "Narrative"
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A Fancy Hat posted:I can't tell if this thing is serious or a parody of this kind of thing. I for one am glad someone is finally going to take McCormick's down a peg or two.
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DJExile posted:My This Promotion Is Not A Grift shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt So let me get this straight, guys like Austin Aries, Flip Gordon, TJ Perkins, Low-Ki and Teddy Hart are paying like $500 to do Fight Club cosplay in some abandoned warehouse or something while getting yelled at by Ethan Carter, who is also writing unabomber-like manifestos on professional wrestling and worshipping Patrick Bateman. I mean, that sounds loving #amazing to be #honest.
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Saul Goode posted:So let me get this straight, guys like Austin Aries, Flip Gordon, TJ Perkins, Low-Ki and Teddy Hart are paying like $500 to do Fight Club cosplay in some abandoned warehouse or something while getting yelled at by Ethan Carter, who is also writing unabomber-like manifestos on professional wrestling and worshipping Patrick Bateman. I mean, that sounds loving #amazing to be #honest. Don't forget to "have" plenty of "scare" quotes as "well"
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JUNGLE BOY posted:The immature attitudes directed towards this collection of talented freethinkers exemplify why a promotion of this caliber is necessary in the first place Keith Lee has logged on
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JUNGLE BOY posted:The IMMATURE ATTITUDES directed towards this COLLECTION of talented FREETHINKERS exemplify why a PROMOTION of this CALIBER is NECESSARY in the FIRST place Updated your STATEMENT to reflect the ATMOSPHERE of this ORGANIZATION Edit: BIG SEASONING BodyMassageMachine fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Feb 28, 2022 |
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Ad by Khad posted:how the gently caress is Ryback missing out on this poo poo here Ryback is firmly in the pocket of BIG SEASONING.
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Curiosity got the better of me so I decided to try watching one of these 2 shows they did. I cannot get over this bizarre loving lighting/camerawork they chose where everything is in a dark room illuminated and blinded with a huge loving spotlight. Between that and the constant loving thrash metal I'm convinced this was designed to just assault your senses in every conceivable way, all while EC3 and "the narrator" rambles these meaningless platitudes about PURPOSE AND FREEDOM AND JOBS while a poignant piano ditty plays in the background. I clicked forward randomly on this vid and landed on some other bearded bearman yelling "politics, religion, society, it all means poo poo" ok like how many times are we going to keep saying this, I loving get it. I'm not convinced there are any "narratives" here besides libertarian beardos going through some kind of roid rage and spouting about how everything is a lie and we need to find purpose through BATTLE, it just feels like Fight Club 2: Direct To DVD. the 2nd event at least kind of is poking fun at itself a little with the Jervis poo poo / Stab's Boys (why are they loving here) segments but ultimately so much of this is very repetitive proclamations about PURPOSE or what the gently caress ever, and struggling to even see the loving wrestling with this "cinematic" style they have going.
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DLC Inc posted:it just feels like Fight Club 2: Direct To DVD. THANK YOU, god I was trying to place it and this fits perfectly.
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Low Desert Punk posted:lmao CYN owns they're just one vince russo away from having the perfect product imo
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They should have a wrestler called Big Seasoning who's the top heel of the promotion. He can have a valet named Mrs. Dash.
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Big Seasoning is literally the role Ryback was born to play.
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ASenileAnimal posted:lol this poo poo is going to fail when no one wants to be booked to lose a match ever. and it will probably fail for a bunch of other funny reasons too. There is no booking. You either knock out, tap out or make it so your opponent cannot continue, to win.
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https://twitter.com/therealec3/status/1498341312680140802?t=L2Y7UrSc4hrwtubd96M0yg&s=19 Who wants to pay to yell at Killer Kross for three minutes?
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A Fancy Hat posted:They should have a wrestler called Big Seasoning who's the top heel of the promotion. He can have a valet named Mrs. Dash. Who is just Stacey Dash
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GEORGE W BUSHI posted:https://twitter.com/therealec3/status/1498341312680140802?t=L2Y7UrSc4hrwtubd96M0yg&s=19 Three minutes... of PLAYTIME?
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At the Control Your Narrative rant room, the mood is not happy https://youtube.com/shorts/4iq8lnoEr54?feature=share
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Is this real? Please tell me this is loving real. I'm howling at the rant room.
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I “see” a lot of weak minds who “aren’t” ready “to” control their “narrative”
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Lumbermouth posted:This roster page is incredible: https://www.freethenarrative.com/pages/essential-talent I'm "THE ESSENTIAL CHARACHTER" and I'm also the guy unsure if that's a typo or a new word they invented.
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