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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
Booze ANNIHALATOR

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Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Will Not Be DEFINED By His Past Of DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Uh is the narrator Tom Green

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID

A Fancy Hat posted:

I'm "THE ESSENTIAL CHARACHTER" and I'm also the guy unsure if that's a typo or a new word they invented.

it's hard to tell when you're operating on this many levels of destrucity

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
“big seasoning” the essential character 3

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


lmfao i changed my mind this is amazing

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
use your three minutes to just do the shane promo at braun the titan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPbfcOJqZHI

fake edit: I loving love Big Seasoning

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





DLC Inc posted:

it just feels like Fight Club 2: Direct To DVD.

it bears constant repetition, but cishets are always missing the entire point of Fight Club and The Matrix lmao

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

master of the axe (guitar)

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I need to get on that money train from Big Seasoning

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
daddy bear of the death match 😏

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

imagining how bizarre and insane CYN would have been if AEW didn't exist and Mox, Malakai, and Eddie were all there lol

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


ASenileAnimal posted:

master of the axe (guitar)

Apparently that dude was in Mushroomhead

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


This is the greatest company ever

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

It's like a wrestling promotion for dudes so sad they're not in WWE that they're just cult torturing themselves. Wild.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Hundred bones to (hopefully) taunt Cody for three minutes is a decent bargain

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Gumball Gumption posted:

It's like a wrestling promotion for dudes so sad they're not in WWE that they're just cult torturing themselves. Wild.

the "pay to berate your least favorite wrestler for 3 minutes" offer is a new level of pathetic

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

The Dick's Last Resort of wrestling but if you pay enough you get to be rude

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Barry Bluejeans posted:

the "pay to berate your least favorite wrestler for 3 minutes" offer is a new level of pathetic

Its the natural endpoint of Cameo

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

the roster page reads like a bunch of d&d character sheets for people that run a pyramid scheme.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

500 dollar cuck room with your favorite wrestler who just has to take it

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

ah. Matt Sydal is on the roster page.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Gumball Gumption posted:

500 dollar cuck room with your favorite wrestler who just has to take it

Hey now, it’s only $100 and you also get an EC3 t-shirt.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Reserve my #RANTROOM time with EC3 himself, drinking vial after vial of steroids, denying him even a sip

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I won't spend a single dollar on this company but in the last 24 hours (maybe just because of this thread), it's really turned a corner on being something that I will probably pay attention to at least a little to see how hilariously this all turns out. EC3 used to just be a funny weird guy in his Derrick Bateman days (we should have seen the writing on the wall with the last name) and I'm starting to think there's at least part of him that's in on the joke and that this isn't 100% serious.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

EC3 was a pretty funny guy in Impact, his parody of the Deletion poo poo wasn't bad and he's actually a pretty good actor. The Jervis poo poo in the 2nd episode with "Jervis thought GOOD MANNERS would save him" as he gets loving destroyed made me laugh, as did the "your creator only had one son: ROMAN" line so I can't even tell how much of this is for real or not. Either way the actual wrestling is the least interesting part given how frantically filmed and poorly lit it is lol.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Has EC3 always been this unhinged or did the WWE run break him

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Benne posted:

Has EC3 always been this unhinged or did the WWE run break him

He was definitely doing a lot of weird "anti-humor" type stuff when he was on the gameshow version of NXT. That's the only thing that makes me wonder if this isn't real. Or, at least, if EC3's the one person who knows it's not serious.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Benne posted:

Has EC3 always been this unhinged or did the WWE run break him

He has always been this guy, except now he is finally entertaining.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


A Fancy Hat posted:

He was definitely doing a lot of weird "anti-humor" type stuff when he was on the gameshow version of NXT. That's the only thing that makes me wonder if this isn't real. Or, at least, if EC3's the one person who knows it's not serious.

Yeah let me just give a wrestler the benefit of the doubt re:being insane that always works great

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Wonder how long Tony is going to let Matt Sydal do this?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
NARRATIVE, IN CONTROL
TO MOLOCH I SOLD MY SOUL
EXCLUSIVELY ON GOP TV.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I hope they share the footage from the #RANTROOM afterwards. Wanna see the best owns the Narrative Enthusiasts can get going in 180 seconds

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Ya know, it only says you have no consequences during those three minutes. Nothing about what happens afterward

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


drat, they got mike sempervive??

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son




If its all the same to you bill carr I'd really rather not

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