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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
All the control your narrative guys seem like they need to get laid. Or have genuine emotional connections they might be incapable of due to years of steroid abuse and brain damage.

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

JUNGLE BOY posted:

The immature attitudes directed towards this collection of talented freethinkers exemplify why a promotion of this caliber is necessary in the first place

Keith Lee has logged on

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

#TrollKilla is badass

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
CYN = CUCKOLD YOUR NEIGHBOR

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Kvantum posted:

I didn't think Jim Cornette was involved, though.

Cornette Yells *Beeeeeep*

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
errick Redballs

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

TransatlanticFoe posted:

Maybe it's actually his lookalike.

I'll need to hear his nostrils to be sure

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Wish these guys were whipping the llamas rear end and using Winamp

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Oil! posted:

I would enter the RANT ROOM (tm) to discuss psychadelics with Matt Sydal

I would take ketamine with Matt Sydal in any room in the US

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
The Rant Room is a funny idea for sure. Wish WWE would implement it.

I'd love to pay $100 to yell at guys I want to leave WWE. I'd also pay $200 so me and Brock Lesnar could scream real loud together. Maybe yell LETS DO THIIIIIS!? back and forth at each other.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Having a Deathmatch in the metaverse Walmart

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
EC3 looks like he has a double deviated septum. I bet if he got that fixed he'd get more oxygen to his brain and get a regular hobby that isn't ranting in a room or taking black and white photos shirtless with his enemies

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I've heard the Koch brothers are the money marks for CYN

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I wouldn't have minded Braun on Dark teaming with Ryzin

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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Codependent Poster posted:

So if you lose does that mean the narrative controls you?

It means it means it means it means it mean it's mean

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

sticklefifer posted:

They've all been injected with FOXDIE.

Their next event is going to be on an oil tanker

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Seams posted:

If their narratives are already under control then what the hell is this all about

They are going to control "YOUR" narrative as in their opponents narrative.

Like EC3 tells Austin Aries "I am going to control your narrative" and arries replies "my narrative is controlled in the rant Room!"

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Contour Your Nardz

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
EC3 rolls the worst joint ever


Asked to control his narrative

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Castrate youse nincompoops

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

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History Comes Inside! posted:

What the gently caress has EC3 been putting in that seasoning

Extra Creatine (x3)

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I want Jay Lethal to Control his Narrative by becoming fake EC3

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Rowe Rowe Rowe yer boat

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
CYN should become Contributions Your Community and they should all pick up garbage on the side of the road the wrestle on it

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I hope a monster eats EC3 and Braun Strowman

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

El Generico posted:

How the gently caress was his indie name not just BRAWN in all caps like that

Dudes a giant doofus

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Is Test still dead?

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