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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

jr high me might have found this cool and deep but adult me not so much

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Seams posted:

Is Alex Riley in this

he definitely should be

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

hopefully none of these suckholes end up in aew

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

now would be a good time for tony to let some specific contracts run out

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

trying to do a move off the top the narrator sustains cyn's first injury via heating duct

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

alex riley should definitely be in this poo poo lol

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

everything about this thing sounds like it was specifically engineered to get bad press for attention lol

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Alaois posted:

isn't that the Warlord's old getup

yeap

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


lol even before this tweet I was going to comment on the awful production values

it's like they are trying to make this the most unappealing experience ever

wwe has serious competition in the pain for pleasure viewing department

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Conrad_Birdie posted:

I did a comedy wrestling show in an improv theater that had better production values than this

they better have a hell of an editor because they're going to need to 'cinematic' the poo poo out of this to make it watchable lol

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol at the diner tables next to the ring

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

ive been a #romancescam victim for about 15 years now but don't tell my wife that

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

just kidding shes an amazing person and I wouldn't trade her for anything including taking control of my narrative

jokes aside is this 'promotion' just scams layered onto scams

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

imagine launching your entire movement and company on a show where warlord strowman will bonk his head on a heating duct trying to do a hard camera corner pose

edit: then he kicks the poo poo out of a kid in the crowd

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Mar 6, 2022

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Lamuella posted:

Exclusive shot of the new Control Your Narrative ring.



lol

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I think they misunderstood nobody wanting a private meet and greet with a bunch of broke brained c level wrestlers as being nobody having balls enough to argue with them about the earth being flat for five minutes straight in a weird musty storage room in a basement

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

so aew didn't want him, he's making that obvious lol

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

children were getting kicked in the face.

"we actually fight"

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

every part of that is believable, strowman has taken too many punches from brock in the head and now thinks his wwe character is real

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


gross

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

at CYN they really fight so we should probably all shut our suckholes

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Power Windows posted:

My narrative doesn't involve shutting my suckhole

control your suckhole in the rant room dang it

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol these guys are so far in over their heads it's amazing

it's gonna be amazing watching this flame out spectacularly because they're a bunch of shitheads

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Its funny how fast the interest in this shitshow died out lol

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

they're really giving wwe a run for their money on the highest concentration of terrible shitheads in one company

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

vince was right when he fired these broke brained weirdos

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

how are disco inferno, val venis and bubba ray not involved with this

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

MassRafTer posted:

I don't think Braun signed with CYN from his tweets I think he's actually funding it.

hopefully it's true and he burns through all of his wwe money running this shitshow full of broken idiots

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

he used to be able to say dumb poo poo on twitter and still have the wwe machine behind him promoting him so he'd always have a built in audience

now he's on his own and burning potential bridges by not being able to control his own narrative

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

lol why would he call himself out

it's dipshits all the way down in this 'promotion'

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

trying to dunk on yourself on social media is a level of 'im not owned' that my brain can't even translate in my old age

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Zombie Lemur posted:

Corncob Your Narrative

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

hell yeah release brian cage from aew and let him gently caress off and control his own narrative at sea world or whatever

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

any cyn event is more of a punishment to anyone that shows up or watches, really

you need the rant room to express how stupid the poo poo was that you just watched

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Oh dang a taco festival would be way better than a cyn show

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Davros1 posted:

Already a bunch of sellouts, doing a show for BIG SEASONING

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

as personally as they take everything it has to be EC3 and strowman bankrolling this shitshow

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

thank you for bringing forward the previous research you did

there is so much garbage being produced by this 'promotion' that I think we all forgot about that guy

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Sex Farm posted:

Please respect the privacy of those who control their narratives

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

DarkstarIV posted:

Boogaloo Sarah Rowe has a nice ring to it. She'll do well controlling her narrative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3eoBFPgppk

country facebook mom video with that music over it is a choice you can make I guess? lol

so scary

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