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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its monday and its time to get highly caffeinated and just make it through the day

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
More like margarita Monday, this is GBS, bro

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Too much coffee on a post-hangover monday makes me do a poo poo!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nigmaetcetera posted:

More like margarita Monday, this is GBS, bro

So my margarita is pretty good, how are y’all’s? Mine is the size of a fishbowl and has an extra shot of tequila in it, as a special treat.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
It's 4am on a Tuesday here but you bet your booty I have a coffee.

I went two days without coffee while stressed as gently caress and I didn't lose my poo poo it was a miracle.

Coffee good.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Icochet posted:

Too much coffee on a post-hangover monday makes me do a poo poo!

My coffee this morning made me do TWO shits!!!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

My coffee this morning made me do TWO shits!!!

:stare:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
so far today, i've had 500 mg of caffeine

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Had a coffee on monday, now it’s Thursday. :sludgepal:

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
My problem isn't getting coffee.

It's remembering to drink water eventually.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I have come here to drink coffee and poo poo post. And I'm all out of coffee.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
it's almost 5:30, if I start drinking coffee now how am I gonna make my 9:30 bedtime?

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
I have a cup of coffee everyday cause I gave up soda and quickly discovered I need at least some caffeine to function. I get a headache if I go without as well.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

I have come here to drink coffee and poo poo

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gonna switch to earl grey when i get home

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
I Enjoy Coffee

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

sippin some cheap maxwell house on a wednesday

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
last of my local roasted stuff mixed with columbia supremo

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
coffee is good so you'd think eating the beans would be good too but it turns out that isn't the case

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mozi posted:

coffee is good so you'd think eating the beans would be good too but it turns out that isn't the case
tell that to my dog when one drops on the floor

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I just bought a Bialetti moka pot.

I had to let all the pieces sit in some acidulated water for a while to get the stank of machine oil and raw rubber off 'em, but now it makes good coffee

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
Does everyone know about if you feed coffee beans to a coelacanth it will poo and the coffee is good for you

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

drank all my coffee

mite get a venti starbucks AND LAUNCH INTO SPACE!!!!!

:ssj:

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Mar 2, 2022

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hit a monster tallboy for that energy blend bruv

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I've come here to drink coffee and takes shits

And I'm all out of coffee

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

numberoneposter posted:

sippin some cheap maxwell house on a wednesday

Same. Not tasty, but it does what it needs to do.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
pre workout tingles in my dingle

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

kntfkr posted:

pre workout tingles in my dingle
IFuckingLovePreWorkout

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I like coffee but I'm drinking caffeinated water right now. I love this stuff.

naem
May 29, 2011

OMFG FURRY posted:

I Enjoy Coffee

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

sippin a coffee drink

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up

everything is hosed everybody SUCKS

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




monday mornin fuckin and suckin

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
gently caress, I forgot about coffee this morning.

I got a fancy Nespresso Vertuo machine during a virtual work party, and I really like the expresso from it, but it's like a buck a pod :catstare:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


kntfkr posted:

just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up

everything is hosed everybody SUCKS
You should have a nice steaming cup of joe. A little hot lava from the coast of Java is just the thing to perk up your day.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

gently caress, I forgot about coffee this morning.

I got a fancy Nespresso Vertuo machine during a virtual work party, and I really like the expresso from it, but it's like a buck a pod :catstare:

Say eXpresso one more time, fucker

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I enjoyed a cup of LaVazza Perfetto with whole milk and it was just fine

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
No coffee today. I only really have it if I wake up in the AM but I got out of bed at 11:58am so that was cutting it too close.

Instead I had a caffeinated water, a yerba mate, and a Monster Ultra Zero.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I had zero coffee and now im tired

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