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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Nash posted:

As a teacher I’ll show parts of this to my civics class tomorrow. I’ll have at least one student be surprised that he can actually speak in complete sentences.

Your student is aware of the last guy right?

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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Willa Rogers posted:

It's the same performative bullshit that it's always been; it's just that the rhetoric & standing ovation ring super-hollow these days.

We're coming off of four years of performative authoritarian Trumpism.

Politics can sometimes be as boring as, "We hope to open up more high tech factories with good paying jobs."

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

JOJO'S REFERENCE

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

JOJO'S REFERENCE
WHAT WHERE?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
A Hacksaw Jim Duggan match has broken out!

IntangiblePanda
Nov 3, 2009
Oof, that was a struggle to get that rust belt line out.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Biden is incapable of pronouncing a word with more than 3 syllables.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Silly Burrito posted:

A Hacksaw Jim Duggan match has broken out!

USA! USA! USA!

IntangiblePanda posted:

Oof, that was a struggle to get that rust belt line out.

Yeah after watching so many Zelensky speeches lately this is a little painful.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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SOMEONE THINK OF THE DRUG COMPANY'S PROFIT MARGINS

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

GOD BLESS THAT ADORABLE CHILD

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Youth Decay posted:

USA! USA! USA!

Yeah after watching so many Zelensky speeches lately this is a little painful.

Zelensky's decades younger and show biz-trained. That's a high standard.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Kingfish posted:

Biden is incapable of pronouncing a word with more than 3 syllables.

I mean, :same: . But I've had a stutter my whole life and in Biden's case it seems that his has gotten worse over time.

Eric Cantonese posted:

Zelensky's decades younger and show biz-trained. That's a high standard.

I would settle for "decades younger" tbh.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
susan collins grimacing when BIden proposes capping the cost of insulin

:aargh:

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Youth Decay posted:

I mean, :same: . But I've had a stutter my whole life and in Biden's case it seems that his has gotten worse over time.

I would settle for "decades younger" tbh.

Yeah it’s all age. Maybe Biden had a stutter as a youth, but you can watch his old speeches and there is no trace of it when he was a Senator/VP

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

idk man he has a stutter and there's policy things worth criticizing him on

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Clapping for fraud

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

idk man he has a stutter and there's policy things worth criticizing him on

True, I don't think it's a reflection of senility or anything. It's just noticeable that we have a 78yo man in the highest office in the land.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Clap for things that no MAGA gently caress will ever pass.

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

JOJO'S REFERENCE

A JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure reference??

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
is Manchin clapping for anything?

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

Jiro posted:

Clap for things that no MAGA gently caress will ever pass.

I mean Joe manchin sitting right there.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Hahahaha mask off hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Youth Decay posted:

True, I don't think it's a reflection of senility or anything. It's just noticeable that we have a 78yo man in the highest office in the land.

I think it’s a reflection of senility.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


“I’ve ordered more pills than anyone in the world has.”

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
ugh gently caress working in an office though.

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS
Biden is not a great public speaker for a President, but I thought we knew that. He is folksy like Bush, but that’s about all I can say. I’m sure Republicans will be able to mash enough clips from tonight into some supercut to paint him as senile. I’m just glad it’s not Trump.

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
more police! there it is, he just had to get that out there.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

Oh good, gun control this is a winner for the Democrats.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

Also, he called the no-fly list a list of terrorists. When it's really a list of people who are mainly targeted because they are Muslim and have no recourse to get themselves off the list.

Being on that list should not be enough to deny you your constitutional rights under the second amendment.

Nash
Aug 1, 2003

Sign my 'Bring Goldberg Back' Petition

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Your student is aware of the last guy right?

Yep. I live in an area that worships Trump. Very few people around here have actually seen him speak on tv.

Edit: stupid phoneposting

Nash fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Mar 2, 2022

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


I think your big takeaways are that "pandemic's over, basically" (no) and we're really excited about all this legislation that will never go anywhere in partisan hellworld.

Biden also looks old af and that's really inescapable.

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.
Did he really say "hearts and souls of the Iranian people?"

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


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FOLKS

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
whoa anyone else noticing the swastika seat covers?

RadiRoot fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Mar 2, 2022

generic one
Oct 2, 2004

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a wookie in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala


Nap Ghost

quarantinethepast posted:

Did he really say "hearts and souls of the Iranian people?"

I heard it as Uranian.

With the context at the time, it was pretty clearly supposed to be Ukrainian, but… he’s old. So old.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
"slippery Joe" they call him, as he rifles through three controversial topics in a single sentence

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Did people just boo Beau????

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


No, I think they booed the person who shouted something about the soldiers who died in Afghanistan last summer.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Jiro posted:

Did people just boo Beau????

I heard a woman shout out something and she got booed down

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Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
I was saying Boo-eau

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