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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Honestly these cars all over the place and driven by wannabe street racers and small dicked male idiots who think going 75 in a 35 zone is hurr hurr super cool. Have a family and can’t get a sporty 2 door why not buy a 4 door dodge suv with an overly loud exhaust to impress the older male fathers at work. Honestly we go through fazes. I recall the Lexus faze and the Mitsubishi fad. This fad sucks rear end.

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Still better than Tesla people

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Breathe in my particles of poo, OP

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

*phase

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

lol

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

yep, definitely posting in a piggy smalls thread

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

mitsubishi... fad? dodge cars everywhere? thread is useless without ops location and hopefully pics of the offending automobiles

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

The eclipse is a SUV now lol.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
I have to dodge cars pretty frequently as a pedestrian and a cyclist OP. Kinda sucks that drivers are frequently sociopathic dicks who don't know how to handle their multi-ton murder machine.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Man with an avie like that, the first thing I'd do is go play in traffic.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
American cars are bad OP thats pretty much all i know about cars

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
v8s are cool as poo poo OP

unlike this thread, your posts

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Better to dodge cars than hit cars

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I too doge cars, I've been quite successuful thus far.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Big Car, Big Wife.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
A billion years ago when I was looking to buy my first car, I test drove a Dodge Daytona. The car was so lovely, the clutch burned out on the test drive.

I bought a used Mustang instead, like a more self-respecting American.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i don’t like cars that are demonstrably loud or wasteful op. how about some actual engineering fellas

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Cugel the Clever posted:

I have to dodge cars pretty frequently as a pedestrian and a cyclist OP. Kinda sucks that drivers are frequently sociopathic dicks who don't know how to handle their multi-ton murder machine.

Having to avoid killing people that seem actively suicidal and biker-lite aggro while ignoring all traffic laws is super rad fun tho

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I drive a Mazda OP

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The squirrel nearly dodged my car OP. Now it's dead. Makes you think.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
All drivers are small dicked idiots especially ones with a big rear end SUV. Just walk you idiots

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
dodge this

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
this, being my giant balls

gottagotowork
Jul 7, 2020

get coal rolled in your Nissan Versa

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

People come to me because I’ve been working on cars for over 30 years to ask, “what car do you recommend?” I always tell them, “anything but a Chrysler product.”

Then they show up in a Jeep or Dodge a week later :ughh:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Shortly thereafter, they’re getting carpooled or calling in to work because their new car is already giving them electrical and transmission problems :lol:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Small dick giant balls I'm a smart car owner :getin:

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
4 inches is average op

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm pooping at work and what's this

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Piggy Smalls posted:

Any chance we can have Karen wear a particular outfit of our choosing while she eats our hot dog?

For a higher cost, of course.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

You Are A Elf posted:

People come to me because I’ve been working on cars for over 30 years to ask, “what car do you recommend?” I always tell them, “anything but a Chrysler product.”

Then they show up in a Jeep or Dodge a week later :ughh:

dodge deifnitley sucks rear end (like the op) but i'm just wondering where he is that he thinks buying a dodge is a fad. mitsubishi fad???? lexus? lmao

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003





Thing of beauty that, mate

Nasty Old Randy
Sep 5, 2017

Im Nasty
I drive a Volvo sedan so people know im gay.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




The Dodge Avenger might be the shittiest car I've seen in the past 25 years.

poo poo, Dodge hasn't made a good car since the loving Neon.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Dodge this op

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hey op you dropped this

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

f a z e s

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Piggy Smalls posted:

who think going 75 in a 35 zone is hurr hurr super cool.

Are the kind of dick cheese who drives 5-under the speed limit?

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I always see nissan SUVs doing dumb poo poo. Hate this nissan SUV fad.

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