Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

So I have chosen to invade. I'll be sending my totally well trained and well equipped and experience posters shortly to aid in this transition. Really it's your fault for considering joining that web ring, we need to protect ourselves.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
do you mean like, drowning them in a harbor?

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

concerned i may be harboring nazis as well, there are a lot of decently sized cupboards in my apartment that I dont regularly open

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m smuggling plums OP

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Nazis I have harbored ranked from worst to best

4. nils. Did not care for this one. Rude, poor hygiene, ungrateful, left dirty dishes out
3. Ernst. This one was okay but he stayed up late watching something called “kemono friends” with the speakers on and I couldn’t sleep
2. Hans. Really funny and nice but he always left the door unlocked
1. Adolf hitlwr, yep, the big man himself. Jealous? You should be. He was a model houseguest and he painted a beautiful picture of my dog which is now hanging in my bedroom

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m smuggling plums OP

slam those plums in the back of my dragula

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Nobody's rootin' for pootin! (please dont steal i invented this)

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Most modern nazis tend to focus solely on committing genocide without any plans for the future like the 1000 year reich that the old school nazis wanted to build. Would be more accurate to just call them sterilizers because all they care about is whiteness and purifying the Earth.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Goering!!!! no more gingerschnaps!! you will spoil your appetite for the schnitzel dinner and der Führer will be very verärgern

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

concerned i may be harboring nazis as well, there are a lot of decently sized cupboards in my apartment that I dont regularly open

The Nazi in the Cupboard is a sequel I never asked for

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

goebels!!!! get out of the harbor!!!

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

harboring nazis is very similar to the Beethoven family comedy movies

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I am landlocked, tho?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




I got a message from the nazi and he says he’s very sorry and he won’t do it again so I think we’re good now.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling russian presidents

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

lol

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
at the end of the day i just like postin hell ill post about anythin you got just try me

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Bump this thread whenever you harbor a nazi

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

Bump this thread whenever you harbor a nazi

Yeah I harbor Nazis

By tying an anchor to them and throwing them off the dock

Mafic Rhyolite
Nov 7, 2020

by Hand Knit
There are genuinely a lot of people in D&D talking about how a country that uses these guys as the national guard and election supervisors actually doesn't have that many nazis in it tbh



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m smuggling plums OP

I just saw a heavy Plum Patrol presence near the ballpark, avoid that area.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7-qayQYX-0

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
Nazis! In my harbor? It's more likely than you think

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Mafic Rhyolite posted:

There are genuinely a lot of people in D&D talking about how a country that uses these guys as the national guard and election supervisors actually doesn't have that many nazis in it tbh



So….

Nazis orchestrated a Jewish President?

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Mafic Rhyolite posted:

There are genuinely a lot of people in D&D talking about how a country that uses these guys as the national guard and election supervisors actually doesn't have that many nazis in it tbh



yeah its pretty hosed up op better bomb some schools about it

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

sporkstand posted:

Nazis! In my harbor? It's more likely than you think

If you experience abdominal discomfort or dizziness while harboring nazis, make sure to see your doctor as you may be susceptible to random bouts of prejudice and discrimination.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if i leave speer alone for too long he starts chewing on the furniture :(

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Dönitz takes a little wet food in the morning but otherwise he takes dry food. easy on the treats.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Mafic Rhyolite posted:

There are genuinely a lot of people in D&D talking about how a country that uses these guys as the national guard and election supervisors actually doesn't have that many nazis in it tbh



Germany recently had an entire army special forces unit that were secret nazis, and believe me if germany was being invaded by a bigger neighbor they'd have kept them around instead of giving them the boot.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i've seen nazi poo poo out and about in suburban FL. mr. putin, please i am begging, liberate florida.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Mafic Rhyolite posted:

There are genuinely a lot of people in D&D talking about how a country that uses these guys as the national guard and election supervisors actually doesn't have that many nazis in it tbh



So when should I pencil in the invasion of the United States?

Mafic Rhyolite
Nov 7, 2020

by Hand Knit

Duck and Cover posted:

So when should I pencil in the invasion of the United States?

As soon as possible would be good if you've got a direct line to President Xi

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Shinjobi posted:

The Nazi in the Cupboard is a sequel I never asked for

Lol

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
You’re all out of rings, OP

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I harbor immense hatred and furious anger against Nazis.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Maybe the real nazis were the friends we made along the way.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply