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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > hey steve
 
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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Hey there, Steve.

I just want you to know, Steve, that I don't blame you. It's okay, Steve.

But, Steve. I don't forgive you.

Steve.

One day, Steve. One day, you'll be walking your dog. Your little rat dog, Steve. Your little rat dog will start barking. You'll look up.

And, Steve?

I'll be there.

Right there, Steve.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Uhhh Steve ain’t here, man.

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
I'll get you ey Steve if it's the last thing i dooooo

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Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
eh! Steve!

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Where you goin with that gun in your hand?

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

 Steve quit, like, three weeks ago bro. My name is Chief McHeath, I don't know what Steve's up to.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

precision posted:

Hey there, Steve.

I just want you to know, Steve, that I don't blame you. It's okay, Steve.

But, Steve. I don't forgive you.

Steve.

One day, Steve. One day, you'll be walking your dog. Your little rat dog, Steve. Your little rat dog will start barking. You'll look up.

And, Steve?

I'll be there.

Right there, Steve.

My mouth open wide, ready to recieve your gyrating tongue.

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
fart

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Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Steve, huh (good God)
What is it good for?
Absolutely Steve things, listen to me, oh

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





 Leave Steve alone.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Oh, Steve? Yeah, I know him. I mean, I know him, but I don’t KNOW him, you know?

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj_FZstv-nM

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

precision posted:

One day, Steve. One day, you'll be walking your dog. Your little rat dog, Steve. Your little rat dog will start barking.
That's not a very nice way to refer to Blue.

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Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkKiZ9VSD6U

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Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


 Just gently caress Steve already op.

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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Where you goin with that gun in your hand?
I'm going down to shoot my old lady

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mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

 I'll get you Eh! Steve! if it's the last thing I dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Slightly Absurd
Mar 22, 2004

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AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.

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sootikins
May 24, 2008

Did I ever. Remember it as if it were yesterday. Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels - my favorite part of the day. Defecatin' to the sunrise - downright glorious.
STEVE HOLT! \0/

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 gently caress you OP, I don't have a dog.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
https://youtu.be/R3HQbnoAJnY

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