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How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Dressing up Bugs Bunny in the costume of a beautiful buxom Valkyrie and sending him over to the Men's Pageant.... within decades we will have an unstoppable army of half bunny, half man hybrids.

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# ? Mar 8, 2022 01:06

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# ? May 10, 2024 00:41

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

The Best Western will only let us host our event in the dining hall at 3 am and the lady on the phone was very adamant that I assure her sound levels will never exceed "a peep"

# ? Mar 9, 2022 02:15

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

"People will be sleeping." She says

# ? Mar 9, 2022 02:15

Simsmagic: im beautiful

wearing my best cargo shorts, sandals, and Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirt down the catwalk. the judges gasp and one of them faints

thank you dumb sex-parrot for the wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 9, 2022 02:42

poverty goat

my talent is bad posts

# ? Mar 9, 2022 03:39

Escape From Noise

poverty goat posted:

my talent is bad posts

drat it! Gotta find another talent!

# ? Mar 9, 2022 04:21

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Simsmagic posted:

wearing my best cargo shorts, sandals, and Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirt down the catwalk. the judges gasp and one of them faints

Mr Florida showing us his evening wear ensemble, and it's the same swim trunks he was wearing for the swimsuit competition with an added hawaiian shirt that doesn't quite match and a pair of spotless white new balance sneakers with crew socks

# ? Mar 12, 2022 00:39

Rocket Baby Dolls: Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

I'll join, if anything I will be able to show off my talent of a lifelong commitment to making bad decisions.

# ? Mar 12, 2022 01:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

after charming the judges with my wit i exit the stage, turning to the next competitor i hand him the mic. before relinquishing my grip i lean in and whisper "left a full tank innit for ya"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 12, 2022 14:39

awkwerd paws: weezy kiss baby on the lips in the rap city basement

Plant MONSTER. posted:

You jest but this was going around on bear tumblr at one point. Large men would don jockstraps and athletic tape on their limbs and pose with harpoons, pitchforks and mall katanas

im calling your bluff. im going to need to see them all

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# ? Mar 12, 2022 14:57

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

show the men

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# ? Mar 12, 2022 17:24

more falafel please: forums poster

How Wonderful! posted:

show the men

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Mar 12, 2022 17:51

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

This was before the tumblr porno removal, I'm pretty sure their (lovely) moobies tripped the anti-breast AI and thus the pics were removed.

The anti-breast AI is the natural enemy of mankind.

# ? Mar 12, 2022 20:13

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

And it would be mean and weird to post other people's pics on BYOB

# ? Mar 12, 2022 20:14

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

What I can do is draw some rudimentary examples for later. If this is acceptable just empty quote this post

# ? Mar 12, 2022 20:17

more falafel please: forums poster

are male presenting nipples banned at the pageant

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Mar 12, 2022 20:19

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Plant MONSTER. posted:

What I can do is draw some rudimentary examples for later. If this is acceptable just empty quote this post

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# ? Mar 12, 2022 20:34

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

This was before the tumblr porno removal, I'm pretty sure their (lovely) moobies tripped the anti-breast AI and thus the pics were removed.

The anti-breast AI is the natural enemy of mankind.

poo poo like this is why the machines are going to ban horny the second they take over. When we protest they'll be like hey, we're just doing what you spent decades training us to do

google THIS fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Mar 12, 2022

# ? Mar 12, 2022 21:10

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Plant MONSTER. posted:

What I can do is draw some rudimentary examples for later. If this is acceptable just empty quote this post

# ? Mar 12, 2022 23:04

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

your friend sk posted:

How Wonderful! posted:

# ? Mar 13, 2022 01:11

google THIS

Plant MONSTER. posted:

What I can do is draw some rudimentary examples for later. If this is acceptable just empty quote this post

# ? Mar 13, 2022 01:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Plant MONSTER. posted:

What I can do is draw some rudimentary examples for later. If this is acceptable just empty quote this post

rudimentary breasts are extremely my poo poo :f5h:

# ? Mar 13, 2022 01:14

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Plant MONSTER. posted:

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# ? Mar 13, 2022 01:34

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Plant MONSTER. posted:

reminds me of the blue meanie and big stevie cool

# ? Mar 13, 2022 01:54

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

google THIS posted:

# ? Mar 13, 2022 02:00

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

so i guess im drawing you all husbands now great

# ? Mar 13, 2022 02:00

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Plant MONSTER. posted:

so i guess im drawing you all husbands now great

I'm looking for the moody, brooding type :allears:

# ? Mar 13, 2022 02:04

google THIS

Plant MONSTER. posted:

so i guess im drawing you all husbands now great

But only one can be crowned Mr. BYOB

# ? Mar 13, 2022 02:13

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Areola Grande posted:

rudimentary breasts are extremely my poo poo

you don't get a moody broody instead you get c-pap and utilikit man!

# ? Mar 13, 2022 02:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Plant MONSTER. posted:

you don't get a moody broody instead you get c-pap and utilikit man!

lmao

# ? Mar 13, 2022 03:16

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

okay no more of these god drat it that was weird

# ? Mar 13, 2022 03:53

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Mar 13, 2022 04:02

biosterous

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he/him

# ? Mar 13, 2022 04:11

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Mens Ornery Beauty Pageant

"What do you mean I'm supposed to strut my stuff? I'll show you stuff!

# ? Mar 13, 2022 06:10

google THIS

"I'm hungry," says a small child.

The contestants sit, white-knuckled, veins bulging, settling in for the ultimate endurance test. The current world record is eighteen seconds.

# ? Mar 13, 2022 18:48

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop