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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
*downloads chinese militarized junk wares from AOL website, nipples fall off*

“Welp, I guess this is evolution guys!” :v:

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
haha yes you might recognise my costume i am poster 'big beef city' yes I made it out of cardboard boxes, just at the uhaul store actually you can buy a whole box of boxes believe it or not

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Didn't realize it was my birthday

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

idiots

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
“Only the chosen ones shall prevail, the rest shall perish. Also our strongest footing in the ethereal realm is two alcoholic incest bros who don’t think Hindi gods are actual people, it’s like a metaphor or something”

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Isn't the Angry Man festival just the republican national convention?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
No, it’s all very strong socialists who don’t believe in the value of money except when they are spending it.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
*Does not disclose $6,016,000,000 debt or international human trafficking and human rights violations to creditors, makes some “nah nah nah nah boo boo, I can count to two too” music videos on loan*

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


*tries to prgram a decent patch on my subharmonicon* im sorry what festival is this again?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
*goes to Bohemian Grove, fingers turn into kazoos*

"Holy Moloch, Batman! International REVEL-ations!"

:hydrogen::haw:

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Mar 7, 2022

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nigmaetcetera posted:

*goes to Bohemian Grove, fingers turn into kazoos*

"Holy Moloch, Batman! International REVEL-ations!"

:hydrogen::haw:

This is what you sound like OP.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

*tries to prgram a decent patch on my subharmonicon* im sorry what festival is this again?

Lol that poo poo soundin more like a MOO than a MOOG! :burger:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nigmaetcetera posted:

This is what you sound like OP.

You’re still cool though op

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nigmaetcetera posted:

You’re still cool though op

Yeah you know it! :dukedog:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Stuffing my rear end FULL of uncomfortable poo poo and getting REAL ANGRY about it!!!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Sitting in the lotus position next to a coy pond red in the face, nostrils flared, and neck muscles tensed.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Oh look, poop, blood, or rye, which one should I eat? :thunkin:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Just reading your posts over and over but not comprehending a single loving word of them. Glistening and farting uncontrollably as my greasy hog sausages inch ever closer to the keyboard.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Rye will cause the least GI distress. Make sure it's got caraway seeds, they taste good and make you fart slightly less.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Big Beef City posted:

Just reading your posts over and over but not comprehending a single loving word of them. Glistening and farting uncontrollably as my greasy hog sausages inch ever closer to the keyboard.

That’s cool, just like, be yourself. :hai:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
*Sets out open cans of varnish to get people high*

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

(pulls down the metal window shutters, shuts and locks the door of the women’s resource center, arms the auto-turrets) gonna be a long one, ladies. Hope you brought a book along

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
jim fuckin pissed

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Wakes up at 5am every morning to go for a 2 hour run to just barely miss the bus by seconds.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Sitting in the lotus position next to a coy pond red in the face, nostrils flared, and neck muscles tensed.

Achieving a calm, unworried state so that when I do become angry, my anger is pure and unalloyed with other emotions.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm angry, angry about men

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Big Beef City posted:

Didn't realize it was my birthday

It's not, but you are receiving a Lifetime Achievement Award.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Aw crap we haven't even opened the gate yet and we are ALREADY out of Dude Wipes! Those angry men are going to need something non-gay to wipe their caked, greasy faces!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Colonel Cancer posted:

I'm angry, angry about men

They think they're so great but I've never got the appeal. Must be because I'm male and straight.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Big Beef City posted:

Didn't realize it was my birthday

Nowher
Nov 29, 2019

pack your bags
building the effigy of a liberal we'll burn on the last night.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Nowher posted:

building the effigy of a liberal we'll burn on the last night.

Make it look all offended. Haha, those snowflakes are always getting mad and offended. WORLD DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, snowflake!!!!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

All of my childhood I was told that I wouldn't have a calculator in my pocket every day by my teachers and I AM loving ANGRY at them because they loving LIED. To children like me. My loving pocket calculator can tell me the winner of the Knicks game last night in seconds and take loving pictures too, you rear end in a top hat LIARS, I AM ANGRY.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chief McHeath posted:

All of my childhood I was told that I wouldn't have a calculator in my pocket every day by my teachers and I AM loving ANGRY at them because they loving LIED. To children like me. My loving pocket calculator can tell me the winner of the Knicks game last night in seconds and take loving pictures too, you rear end in a top hat LIARS, I AM ANGRY.

Not in your pocket…but have you tried…YOUR WRIST???

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




:gerty:

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ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Walrus posted:

haha yes you might recognise me by my t-shirt that says 'big city beef'

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