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I really love my empty yard and wide driveway. Empty up front, empty out back. Just not a god drat thing anywhere. Character? Ha. Talk to Teddy up the block, he's in the house that looks exactly like this one and is the exact same color. Yeah, he's a character, he was the one with a sign out on his yard saying all the weird sex stuff kids are doing like bi, trans, non-binary, extra-binary, whatever that is is okay. Like we should make sure they feel protected or safe or some poo poo. Another set of characters is that family in the blue one, five houses down. They planted a few shrubs around their porch. Those things are going to grow roots and destroy everything from the sewer and water to electric. Our HOA fees are going to jump when all of a sudden there are some shrub roots going into the roads. Anyway, my son, Charlie McGrabe the Sixteenth, and Kaiyleebrin who lives in the yellow house, are having their shared birthday party over at 4054 on Saturday, we'll have a bounce house and the ice cream truck and Dipshit Craig's Pulled Pork'n'mac' food truck there so come on over.
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What's tree law op?
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Mar 9, 2022 01:31
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I live on the 14th floor but my friend cant figure out the intercom so she's attempting to shout at me from ground level she's shouting really loud but it's not working, not even at 3am
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Mar 9, 2022 01:40
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are you talking about the desert op?
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Mar 9, 2022 01:46
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EorayMel posted:What's tree law op? Not a tree lawyer, not gonna lie. But a neighborhood built into the landscape around it, I find more favorable than an area clear cut and having a bunch of new houses thrown up at the developer's fastest pace. Tree law also follows the rule of "smoke weed every day."
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Mar 9, 2022 01:47
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I'm the westward facing room with floor to ceiling windows where it gets up to 48c in summer. I make the AC run alllllllll day.
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Mar 9, 2022 01:50
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I'm just a shithead that thinks you shouldn't knock over everything and build 800 houses that don't have any trees in the yard, when the trees were already there.
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Mar 9, 2022 01:55
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Yeah, we're just at the end of the cul-de-sac. Wait, which one are you at? Jackson Court? No, we're on Jackson Circle. The next one over. Yeah, it's the brownish grey one with the turret and a garage bigger than the house. No, it's one that doesn't have a for sale sign out front.
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Mar 9, 2022 01:58
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dutch elm disease. emerald ash borer. pine borer. persistent enough droughts to gently caress up the spruce and weaken them to rhizosphaera and mites. worsening oak wilt on the way in the midwest?
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Mar 9, 2022 02:03
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cult_hero posted:Yeah, we're just at the end of the cul-de-sac. Wait, which one are you at? Jackson Court? No, we're on Jackson Circle. The next one over. Close thread.
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Mar 9, 2022 02:10
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Heh, I'm not gonna let some wimpy hippy loving tree clean my air, provide shade, reduce the urban heat island effect, help with drainage and slope stability, and provide food and habitat for bitch rear end animals. Look at my new driveway. Do you know how many
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Mar 9, 2022 02:10
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Like, imagine you're buying a house. Neighborhood is close to a nice school, fire depo, hospital, etc. Looks nice. Then you find out it's built directly on a "non-priority" EPA Superfund site because of groundwater contamination.
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Mar 9, 2022 02:11
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Or you gotta go to that special hell of the "community mailbox."
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Mar 9, 2022 02:13
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If we had trees that provided privacy, how would people be able to see my new truck? How would I be able to see my neighbours truck? How would he know how much bigger mine is when I let it "warm up" for 20 minutes when I hit the remote starter at 6AM if sound was muffled by stupid wood and green stuff? gently caress trees.
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Mar 9, 2022 02:17
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ITT its the 90s and living in an affordable brick home in the suburbs is tantamount to chattel slavery.
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Mar 9, 2022 03:37
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Yeah I just had my backyard paved over. Cuts down on the yardwork.
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Mar 9, 2022 03:47
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Parks 1996 Civic on the street.
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Mar 9, 2022 04:57
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Walking on the dire side.
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Mar 9, 2022 04:58
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When I look up, the only thing I want to see is the lowest bidder’s handwork, blocking out the wretched sky!
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Mar 9, 2022 05:06
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*gasp* might be forced to speak to an other
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Mar 9, 2022 05:07
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Treees. They are us.
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Mar 9, 2022 05:08
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lmao if you care about school districts, that means you must have kids, lol just lol trees however, there had better be poo poo tons of them
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Mar 9, 2022 05:10
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uses a car to get everywhere is conditioned to think it's cool and good has kids; they themselves drive to high school doesn't think kids driving themselves to school is loving bonkers
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Mar 9, 2022 05:15
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Check out my bonsai pot babies! They don't need to go to school and won't crash my spotless suburban car.
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Mar 9, 2022 05:20
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Wise are the men who plant trees under the shade of which they shall never sit. Wiser still are the men who build entire golf courses in Arizona, absolute brain geniuses, Nobel prizes for everybody.
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Mar 9, 2022 05:27
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EorayMel posted:What's tree law op? 127 more days in jail
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Mar 9, 2022 05:41
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Men who build golf courses in Arizona should be hanged so that their hubris may teach a lesson to others.
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Mar 9, 2022 05:42
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Not having corner stores. The closest thing to a corner store is a petrol station The petrol station is far away
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Mar 9, 2022 05:57
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Hrm, I'm super nosey and I don't like the way there's someone screaming someone's name outside. Doesn't even look like they can use the intercom right. Must be a drunk, they don't belong here. Hello, 911?
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Mar 9, 2022 06:04
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Bonzo posted:Parks 1996 Civic on the street. Whoa Whoa Whoa neighbor, really, we can't have that. The bylaws clearly states that no vehicle can be parked on the street for more than 72 hours. You need to move it, or Cheryl , you know the PRESIDENT of the HOA, will definitely have to take action. And is that trumpet vine? You'll need to nip that in the bud buddy, we agreed no flowering plants because Helen is allergic to bees and hummingbirds. You missed the meeting? No problem, I'll send you the recording. I think we discussed it about2:45-3:15 in. But don't skip anything because Jayne and Cheryl hate each other so much their back and forth is just like The Office levels of comedy. That show is so great. Has anyone checked next door? Raceman1488 really gives some great commentary. I always thought those guys at the bagel shop on Elmswood seemed pretty fishy. I'm glad my kids are safe.
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Mar 9, 2022 06:25
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the cities are still designed where cars are preferred LOl
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Mar 9, 2022 06:28
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Ah, another beautiful day in the Lost City of Atlantis.
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Mar 9, 2022 06:31
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time to get in my car and drive to the park
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I had a nightmare that t6e neighbor's cat killed mrs squirrel (who lives in my back yard and eats oranges everyday)
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Mar 9, 2022 06:33
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Treecko posted:Hrm, I'm super nosey and I don't like the way there's someone screaming someone's name outside. Doesn't even look like they can use the intercom right. Must be a drunk, they don't belong here. she is most definitely hella drunk
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Mar 9, 2022 07:10
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Well not in MY neighborhood! Officer, take her away! I have to sit on my plastic wrapped couch and catch my show while I drink an entire bottle of wine and delude myself that I'm better than that rapscalion!! Boy being so uptight is exhausting
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Mar 9, 2022 07:23
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you hear that? of course you don't, not a single bird to be heard! birds aren't even real, did you know that the government has been researching 'bird' surveillance drones for over 50 years...
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Mar 9, 2022 09:44
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Ah another beautiful day on the perfectly flat white plane that extends infinitely in all directions.
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They planted 3 scrub oaks on my lot when they built the house and two died so I have an tree in the backyard. Of my three citrus trees I planted only the limequat survived. It is a harsh environment and only the strongest plants survive.
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I'm a pariah to the HOA and general community as a whole. Azaleas without a landscape plan approval on top of my sweet hotdog trick at the 4th of july pool party....
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