|
There's no such thing as a bad place for azaleas
|
#
?
Mar 9, 2022 13:08
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 2, 2024 23:47 |
|
|
Ah another wonderful day to spend with my beaver wife and my beaver kids in the comically large beaver dam I built after I found that bag of meth on a dead hiker.
|
|
#
?
Mar 9, 2022 13:44
|
|
|
Had a friend who went near a tree once and ate him. Possibly it was a coyote. All I know is nature will eat you if you go near it. DO NOT LEAVE THE SANCTUARY OF THIS NEIGHBORHOOD SO SAFE, OR YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF DIGESTING IN THE BELLY OF NATURE! BEWARE!
|
|
#
?
Mar 9, 2022 14:16
|
|
|
dr_rat posted:Had a friend who went near a tree once and ate him. Possibly it was a coyote. All I know is nature will eat you if you go near it. your friend ate a male tree?
|
|
#
?
Mar 9, 2022 14:18
|
|
|
Greg of Doom posted:your friend ate a male tree? I think the Tree ate my friend, but as everyone in the store is dead now, so I dunno. Could of happened one way, could of happened the other. So um don't get near trees or friends I guess :shurg:
|
|
#
?
Mar 9, 2022 14:24
|
|
|
*posts on Nextdoor*
|
|
#
?
Mar 9, 2022 14:44
|
|
|
I'm gonna discover and befriend the hidden remnants of the fae forest spirits sheltering in my urban landscape, who teach me the value of sound conservation and ecogical planning while saving the local recreational park And after that we're gonna contaminate the city's water supply with dryad body-fluids, mutating the populace into immobile, screaming tree-folk who are still aware of their new Hell after transformation
|
|
#
?
Mar 9, 2022 14:45
|
|
|
ChickenHeart posted:I'm gonna discover and befriend the hidden remnants of the fae forest spirits sheltering in my urban landscape, who teach me the value of sound conservation and ecogical planning while saving the local recreational park You see this is why you don't trust tree lovin' folk!!!
|
|
#
?
Mar 9, 2022 15:16
|
|
|
BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:*posts on Nextdoor* Some weird French guy with a metal rod is going around pounding holes in peoples' yards. Should I call the police?
|
|
#
?
Mar 9, 2022 15:23
|
|
|
Gonna set up this 8ft light up, inflatable Easter Bunny in the front yard.
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2022 02:20
|
|
|
Trees will be a liability When it comes time for the white man to reclaim the world that is rightfully his, they're just another thing for the other to hide behind.
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2022 02:47
|
|
|
Is that a wet spot in the ceiling of my house that was hastily thrown together during the height of the 00s housing boom? Just going to ignore that and hope it goes away.
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2022 17:01
|
|
|
A place near me of about 2 acres was clear cut, and a very nice looking house was built on it. It was then landscaped a bit and about 8 firs were planted about 2 feet from the house and about 6 feet apart. That was about 6 years ago and the trees are already taking over the house. smdh every time I drive by.
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2022 17:44
|
|
|
Did you hear that Jim on Oak Lane just got a Pepper Cannon? There goes the neighborhood!
|
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2022 18:17
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 2, 2024 23:47 |
|
|
Funky See Funky Do posted:Ah another wonderful day to spend with my beaver wife and my beaver kids in the comically large beaver dam I built after I found that bag of meth on a dead hiker. Looking forward to hearing more about your wife's beaver E: whoa totally read that post wrong, nevermind Smugworth fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Mar 10, 2022 |
|
#
?
Mar 10, 2022 18:37
|
|
