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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

This woman is so intelligent and so wise. Even at her older age there is something so attractive about her. Honestly she’s a woman who says it as it is and doesn’t give a crap about people who lie or try to twist words. She is completely amazing along with Bird her bailiff. I recommend watching her

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
judge judy and judge mills lane made a baby and the baby judged me

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Piggy Smalls posted:

This woman is so intelligent and so wise. Even at her older age there is something so attractive about her. Honestly she’s a woman who says it as it is and doesn’t give a crap about people who lie or try to twist words. She is completely amazing along with Bird her bailiff. I recommend watching her

Imagine that she and the queen are sealed into the Queens new hyper bunker that she's gone to live in and the power of their never-ending scissoring and screaming tidal waves of pulsating orgasms provides the Earth with nearly unlimited free energy.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
At what time?

j o y c e
Jan 12, 2022

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
north american hellworld containment zone 1.1: everything is subpoena, there is no time off, and no one to talk to

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
sorry but judge steve harvey has already eclipsed her in every possible way

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer
judy is kinda dumb and doesn't seem to know it

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO60RohuARY

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
judges are cops OP

gently caress em

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I went to court today for a speeding ticket, and I told the judge, erm... "Let me tell you something, and you listen and you listen good, I'm only gonna say this one time and one time only, I don't repeat myself for nobody," I said. I says... "I'm here to pay a speeding ticket, not to listen to your lectures and hear you run your mouth for an hour." I says "I'm here to pay off my speeding ticket... and I'm here to... to get my fines out of the way and get the gently caress to work." The judge says "You can't talk like that in my courtroom, you're in contempt of court." Then I said... I told the judge, "If that's the best you can do, I feel sorry for you." I said "Why don't you just shut your loving mouth for once and listen." I said "I'm not gonna take your poo poo." I said "I'm gonna pay my speeding ticket like I said." I walked up to the god drat judge and I hand him my 25 dollars and I says "Here's my money, now I am leaving." And I left it at that
Then, before I left, I turned around and told the judge "I'm here to state who I am and be honest with you." I said "If they thought I was dangerous on the road like you're trying to accuse me of, wouldn't they have taken my license when I first got it? Yes they would." And the judge says "Yeah, you have a point," He goes "You don't need to get loud," I said "Don't get loud?" I says "I've got every right to get loud." I says "You can't do a god drat thing about it, because I'm expressing myself in your court, and there is nothing you can do about it. You think you're god because you have a robe and you can put people up the goddamn river for 20 years? Well you're not." And I left it at that

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
She got a giant rear end hidden under that robe, it rules.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

My Grandma looooooves Judge Judy.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

I.C. posted:

My Grandma looooooves Judge Judy.

I want to know mor about you grandnmoter.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I like watching her show only because soooo many of the plaintiffs are so obviously lying and trying to backpedal thier way out of something dumb and she's just like, shut the gently caress up and prove it. And they can't! Ha! Dipshits.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_B_IZxlShY&t=171s

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Zeluth posted:

I want to know mor about you grandnmoter.

She is really smart and cool. She used to have Dachshunds named Fritzi and Heidi.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

I.C. posted:

She is really smart and cool. She used to have Dachshunds named Fritzi and Heidi.

Donkle shoen

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
"Judge" Judy is not an actual judge, but she is an arbitrator.

Her decisions do not hold the weight of law.

All judgments are paid by the production company.

"Judge Judy" Makes 20 million+ a year.

The best question is revere her, eat her (sexually), or eat her (revolutionarily)?

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

I.C. posted:

She is really smart and cool. She used to have Dachshunds named Fritzi and Heidi.

I had a threeway with your grandma and Judge Judy. Your grandma did ok but Judy really stole the show.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Judge Millian is hotter and actually explains law stuff. She's the superior fake TV judge.

Beyond ReTarTed.
Dec 19, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mac and Cheese posted:

sorry but judge steve harvey has already eclipsed her in every possible way

everyone huggin and in tears as judge steve harvey orders the defendant be allowed to purchase a brand new macbook air

Beyond ReTarTed.
Dec 19, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

judy is kinda dumb and doesn't seem to know it

judy's gimmick is pretty old

Beyond ReTarTed.
Dec 19, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I.C. posted:

My Grandma looooooves Judge Judy.

20 year superfan or?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Big Beef City posted:

Imagine that she and the queen are sealed into the Queens new hyper bunker that she's gone to live in and the power of their never-ending scissoring and screaming tidal waves of pulsating orgasms provides the Earth with nearly unlimited free energy.

I feel like I've been summoned.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Beyond ReTarTed. posted:

judy's gimmick is pretty old

Tots, the OGs throw down with Wopner, not this new fangeled Judy tail.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

cult_hero posted:

Tots, the OGs throw down with Wopner, not this new fangeled Judy tail.

if you ever watch Wopner vs Judge Judy it's insane how far apart they are. Wopner couldn't shine Judy's shoes if he tried and he can't because that fucker is dead as poo poo and Judy's still above ground making the most money possible and being fabulous.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Bologna OP.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Cyril Sneer posted:

Judge Millian is hotter and actually explains law stuff. She's the superior fake TV judge.

And it's got that TMZ guy to explain everything at the end after Millian already explained it. Really got all thier bases covered!

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

I dunno, OP. What about Judge Jerry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXjsz5kOkxQ

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Judging by the recent bikini pics, ole grandma has one of those buttholes that is never not tight butthole

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Juuge Judgy

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I’m the boss Apple sauce!

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

she was trumps first pic for supreme court justice

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
My porn handle is Judge Judy Sexecutioner

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
Y'all slackin on Extreme Akim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z896-X-e3G8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ8s_oXL95A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDg_GFn2yT0

Greg of Doom fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Mar 9, 2022

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Flowers for QAnon posted:

Judging by the recent bikini pics, ole grandma has one of those buttholes that is never not tight butthole

Juggs Judy

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Was hoping this thread was proclaiming her death, very disappointed, look for me to take you to arbitration OP.

yippeekiyaymf
May 16, 2002

You seriously have issues.

Go catch more racoons in a net and step away from the computer.

cult_hero posted:

Tots, the OGs throw down with Wopner, not this new fangeled Judy tail.

My husband was called in for jury duty in LA like 10 years ago and placed on a case for jury selection. It was Judge Wopner’s court. His son is also a judge.

It was the most LA thing - Judge Wopner and Melanie Griffith trying to claim financial hardship if she was chosen. My husband was dismissed but that’s the LA jury duty story.

Also Judge Judy rules and a friend and I would watch her and Jenny Jones between breaks in college classes.

I haven’t seen her new show. No Byrd, no deal.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

You watching a lot of daytime tv, op? Finally had enough of female coworkers pooping at the office so you quit?

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