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Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
SHES THE BOSS APPLESAUCE

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
How many times you think Judy was getting her pussy ate behind the bench?

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

How many times you think Judy was getting her pussy ate behind the bench?

She's professional. She always has me wait in chambers for her.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


udge udy

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

cult_hero posted:

"Judge" Judy is not an actual judge, but she is an arbitrator.

The "judge" is short for "judgmental".

quote:

The best question is revere her, eat her (sexually), or eat her (revolutionarily)?

Revolutionarily :black101:

funeral home DJ posted:

Was hoping this thread was proclaiming her death, very disappointed

Same

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

I had some limited involvement in her new show and they had to edit her dialogue because she said something racist

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


She yells at poor people a lot for being poor, but also dumb people get yelled at too. I guess life just balances out sometimes

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Would judge Judy be pro or con pooping at work?

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

How many times you think Judy was getting her pussy ate behind the bench?

How many episodes of Judge Judy are there?

Three times that amount.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpy8NMonHE0

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
How bout Judge Booty and its a hot chick with a huge rear end. Be a better show i bet

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

runnypoops posted:

How bout Judge Booty and its a hot chick with a huge rear end. Be a better show i bet

Only if she’s sitting on a toilet behind the bench taking a huge dump while people make their cases. Chipotle could sponsor it.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

I had some limited involvement in her new show and they had to edit her dialogue because she said something racist

I assume you can't say what she said, but can you tell us what race of people it was about?

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

YeahTubaMike posted:

I assume you can't say what she said, but can you tell us what race of people it was about?

yeah it was black people

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.

Giraffe posted:

Only if she’s sitting on a toilet behind the bench taking a huge dump while people make their cases. Chipotle could sponsor it.

Oh wow i was pulling my pud thinking about Judge BOOTY and you gotta mention dookie. Fucken goons.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Judge Boobies but it's a panel show.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

yeah it was black people

If you use spoiler tags the Judge Judy producers can’t see what you post here.

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

If you use spoiler tags the Judge Judy producers can’t see what you post here.

I was wondering what those were for!

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost


wowza! what a dame! i say, i say, I say, wowza! Aaawooooghhaaaa! *pant*pant*pant*

DONT GET NO IDEAS






blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Mar 10, 2022

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
objection

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

kntfkr posted:

objection



OVERRULED

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

blight rhino posted:



wowza! what a dame! i say, i say, I say, wowza! Aaawooooghhaaaa! *pant*pant*pant*

DONT GET NO IDEAS








Banging my gavel right now

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Erection!

Sustained!

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Banging my gavel right now

kntfkr posted:

Erection!

Sustained!

lol

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

has judge judy ever had a sovereign citizen on her show

no_tears
Dec 20, 2020

Bing Bong
Is this the show that’s on after JAG?

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo

Giraffe posted:

Only if she’s sitting on a toilet behind the bench taking a huge dump while people make their cases. Chipotle could sponsor it.

Its a big long turd and it decides the verdict dependent on which way it bends like one of those election worm things.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Do you think Judge Judy and Judge Mathis ever banged?

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
She insulated my mother once when she yelled at a defendant and said "there isn't a 40 year old woman on the planet that plays video games!".

My mom is a fuckin 50 year old gamer and was so mad.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

why does your mum need insulation

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
From judge Judy’s perspective ‘playing video games’ means playing pong on an Atari; so I get why she’d poo poo on it.

If only she got a taste of some big anime titty games on Steam and she would know. She would know.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Real Amethyst posted:

She insulated my mother once when she yelled at a defendant and said "there isn't a 40 year old woman on the planet that plays video games!".

My mom is a fuckin 50 year old gamer and was so mad.

Buy your mom an account

gottagotowork
Jul 7, 2020

here's a list of my favorite tv shows:

Judge Alex
Judge's Court
Judge David Young
Jury Duty
Judge Faith
Judge for Yourself (!)
Judge Hatchett
Judge Jeanine Pirro
Judge Jerry
Judge Joe Brown
Judge John Deed
Judge Judy
Judge Karen
Judge Mathis
Judge Maria Lopez
Judge Mills Lane
Judge Rinder
Judge Romesh
Judge Steve Harvey
Judge Wapner's Animal Court
Judy Justice
Justice for All with Judge Cristina Perez
Justice with Judge Jeanine
The Judge

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Judge Judy loves it when you pee on her leg. :3:

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Gentle Autist posted:

why does your mum need insulation

She's a live wire

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
you ever watch judge judy?

.......


you ever watch judge judy......on weed?


sometimes if i have smoked too much i'll conflate and sometimes inflate judge judy and lucille bluth in my head

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
They gave Steve Harvey a judge show and it's pretty good

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Only g-d can judge me.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Fake judge TV shows are just the original AITA threads. They try to pretend like the judge is the main attraction but the real draw is trying to figure out which side of the stupid argument you're on.

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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Judge Fudge

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