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Manifisto posted:like cleopatra, I bathe daily in asses milk; unlike cleopatra (presumably) I add chocolate syrup and bring a straw to make bubbles. yes, strawberry syrup is sometimes on the table. *Squeezing two butt cheeks together repeatedly* It's hard to get much milk from these asses! |
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Apologies to Manifisto: Like cleopatra, I bathe daily in asses milk; unlike cleopatra (presumably) I don't have a permanent tan. (If my eyes are dark enough to be considered as such, if you know what I mean?) Not to mention: I got a face like a smacked arse. I got a face like a smacked arse. In fairness, I'm not entirely sure how smacking a 'arse' would result in a face as my face. However, in spite of such evidence to the contrary, I'm convinced that I got a face like a smacked arse. I've got a face like a smacked arse. I am more than aware that this isn't the greatest of examples, but still: I do have a face like a smacked arse. In conclusion: I have a face like a smacked arse. I got a face like a smacked arse. |
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