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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

amusing ourselves with mere frivolities while the world burns. satisfying our carnal whims with trifling little things.

# ? Mar 9, 2022 15:10

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:57

nut

buying every kinder egg at the grocery store, opening them, and throwing all the chocolate and toys out without assembling them

# ? Mar 9, 2022 15:20

biosterous

tired of explaining online that i'm not libertarian, drinking monster energy out of my gold-rimmed sippy cup

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he/him

# ? Mar 9, 2022 15:46

Heather Papps: hello friend

i've stopped drinking water, only libertinis (a martini but made with pureed librarian)

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 9, 2022 16:00

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

nut posted:

buying every kinder egg at the grocery store, opening them, and throwing all the chocolate and toys out without assembling them

i came here to join in, but i can't deal with this level of frivolity

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Mar 9, 2022 16:08

Manifisto

like cleopatra, I bathe daily in asses milk; unlike cleopatra (presumably) I add chocolate syrup and bring a straw to make bubbles. yes, strawberry syrup is sometimes on the table.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 9, 2022 17:24

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I'm a proud citizen of Libertia.

# ? Mar 9, 2022 19:31

Escape From Noise

I dunno. I was never a huge fan of their music.

# ? Mar 9, 2022 19:49

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Heather Papps posted:

i've stopped drinking water, only libertinis (a martini but made with pureed librarian)

I'm a librarian, so when I drink a martini it is automatically a libertini.

# ? Mar 9, 2022 22:01

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

putting drugs up my rear end in a fancy way

# ? Mar 11, 2022 07:20

Manifisto

Barco Fiesta posted:

putting drugs up my rear end in a fancy way

thus implicitly mocking the everyday, proletarian rectal drug consumption of honest hard working citizens and churchgoers

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 11, 2022 18:06

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

can i be a libertine without being european? i dont want to be european

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 11, 2022 18:28

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

doing flaneur poo poo but only in my own home, throwing my scarf around wickedly in the basement while looking for the dehumidifier

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Mar 11, 2022 22:07

Manifisto

"liberteens" are an organization of libertines who express themselves in a teen-appropriate manner, such as ordering irish cream flavored torani syrup on their ice cream sundaes, or holding hands with multiple partners without protection

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 11, 2022 22:24

gleebster: Only a howler

Wilkes and libertine!

# ? Mar 12, 2022 21:53

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Libertines are 30% smaller than normal liberts. There's also whole wheat liberts and spicy nacho liberts.

# ? Mar 12, 2022 22:13

Manifisto

Buttchocks posted:

Libertines are 30% smaller than normal liberts. There's also whole wheat liberts and spicy nacho liberts.

Manifisto fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Mar 12, 2022

# ? Mar 12, 2022 23:16

google THIS

Libertines� are the hot new superfruit I just can't get enough of them haha you should buy some

# ? Mar 12, 2022 23:18

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Manifisto posted:

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 13, 2022 04:49

biosterous

give me libertines or give me meth (the fancy kind)

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he/him

# ? Mar 13, 2022 16:00

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Adding a "de Sade" sticker to the model insignia on my Grand Marquis, then loading up for a trip to One Eyed Jack's.

# ? Mar 13, 2022 16:57

HUSKY DILF: aggressively chill

oh good like these a lot more than ritz for a quick snack with some peanut butter on them

# ? Mar 13, 2022 21:20

Farecoal: There he go

Manifisto posted:

like cleopatra, I bathe daily in asses milk; unlike cleopatra (presumably) I add chocolate syrup and bring a straw to make bubbles. yes, strawberry syrup is sometimes on the table.

*Squeezing two butt cheeks together repeatedly* It's hard to get much milk from these asses!

# ? Mar 13, 2022 23:02

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

we're gonna need a lot more butt milk for dipping these salty libertines

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# ? Mar 13, 2022 23:05

The Walrus Cancer: If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

Barking Gecko posted:

I'm a librarian, so when I drink a martini it is automatically a libertini.

*handing you a box of saltines* Hey, give these out to people

# ? Mar 14, 2022 08:44

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Thinking of become an egalitine or fraternitine

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 14, 2022 14:25

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 14, 2022 14:56

Flaggy: Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair

eat more soup

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# ? Mar 14, 2022 15:22

FutonForensic

Manifisto posted:

# ? Mar 14, 2022 15:46

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Farecoal posted:

*Squeezing two butt cheeks together repeatedly* It's hard to get much milk from these asses!

# ? Mar 14, 2022 15:51

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Spelled out "In this thread" the title makes a good album name.

# ? Mar 14, 2022 17:01

google THIS

Combining four libertines to make a whole liberfork

# ? Mar 15, 2022 02:28

poverty goat

google THIS posted:

Combining four libertines to make a whole liberfork

why not five or six. live a little.

# ? Mar 16, 2022 15:36

The Walrus Cancer: If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

google THIS posted:

Combining four libertines to make a whole liberfork

Combining three libertines to make a libertrident to rule the libersea

# ? Mar 17, 2022 08:18

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

The Walrus Cancer posted:

libersea

Water of which makes excellent libertea.

# ? Mar 17, 2022 09:45

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

I think people just aren't hearing what we have to offer.

I think we should SAY IT LOUDER

# ? Mar 17, 2022 09:45

Farecoal: There he go

Apologies to Manifisto:
Like cleopatra, I bathe daily in asses milk; unlike cleopatra (presumably) I don't have a permanent tan. (If my eyes are dark enough to be considered as such, if you know what I mean?)
Not to mention: I got a face like a smacked arse. I got a face like a smacked arse.
In fairness, I'm not entirely sure how smacking a 'arse' would result in a face as my face. However, in spite of such evidence to the contrary, I'm convinced that I got a face like a smacked arse.
I've got a face like a smacked arse.
I am more than aware that this isn't the greatest of examples, but still: I do have a face like a smacked arse.
In conclusion: I have a face like a smacked arse.
I got a face like a smacked arse.

# ? Mar 18, 2022 04:19

Manifisto

those love poems are private!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 18, 2022 17:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

BYOB: I got a face like a smacked arse.

# ? Mar 20, 2022 21:20

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:57

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

pulling out my ereader and "best remembered poems" i sit cross legged on the dais and smoke a ice cream flavor (legal) blunt.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 20:44

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