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ever bought kfc into the movies? went across country borders with more alcohol and tobacco than you're supposed to?? stuffed your rectum full of condom wrapped powder??? congrats you're a smuggler now!! post your tricks and tips on smuggling goods! like the sort of jackets with deep pockets, the times you put pickles in your purse, how many smokes you can get up your rear end, the routes with the weakest points along borders, just anything to do with getting something somewhere you're not supposed to! 
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I once smuggled a Kinderegg across the Canadian border into the US. The customs officer asked me if I bought anything in Canada, and I accidentally revealed I bought one. I'm too honest for my own good.  He let me keep it though.  I had this game too! I thought I was the only one.
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Mar 10, 2022 10:14
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Smuggle
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Mar 10, 2022 10:18
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I've listened to 3 hours of Jerry Reed, and it's time to smuggle
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Mar 10, 2022 12:40
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I'm wearing tighty whities and I'm smuggling plums
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Mar 10, 2022 12:51
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Painting my heavily modified car in bright orange with a confederate flag on the roof to go tear around back roads leading the police on a goosechase while my uncle Jesse sneaks his rotgut distilled using parts like an old lead truck radiator out of the county to sell in an area of the state that is already struggling with economic depression and heavy addiction and spouse abuse rates. Later, I decry the lack of law and order in the country because gays want to get married.
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Mar 10, 2022 14:19
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I once smuggled 3 beers into a movie theater by putting a condom over and stuffing them up my rear end!
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Mar 10, 2022 14:22
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Colonel Cancer posted:I once smuggled 3 beers into a movie theater by putting a condom over and stuffing them up my rear end! Same but I skipped the movie.
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Mar 10, 2022 14:33
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syntaxfunction posted:Same but I skipped the movie. You're not supposed to open the beers before inserting them
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Mar 10, 2022 14:45
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Mar 10, 2022 15:05
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if you want to illegally and secretly bring items into a country, the most important thing to remember is to not declare them at customs
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Mar 10, 2022 15:23
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I've accidentally and purposefully flown international with weed on me. Felt cool smoking weed in China because they killed Jackie Chan's son for less. I've accidentally flown domestic with meth on me. Bad days. Whenever I go to Australia, I always try to take invasive species with me and so far so good.
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Mar 10, 2022 16:22
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I once smuggled an entire tray of brownies into a movie theater by holding it in plain sight by just being really confident about it. You can probably do this at airports too. Just look really confident and they probably won't take your brownies. Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Mar 10, 2022 |
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Mar 10, 2022 17:43
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Just wear a shirt that says "I am not smuggling anything"
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Mar 10, 2022 18:50
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Shadow0 posted:I once smuggled a Kinderegg across the Canadian border into the US. There is a cafe in the college town near where I live in the US that stocks real Kindereggs. The owner is a nice old hippie who has a place in Canada and brings back a case or two every time she comes back. They're tucked away in the back of the store so you can get em if you know what's up. 
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Mar 11, 2022 02:34
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"Looks like Smuggles is home for the evening..." Garret - Thief: Deadly Shadows
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Mar 11, 2022 11:23
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Here in Australia, the slang for a certain type of male swimsuit is "budgie smuggler". Even one of our PMs got called out a few years ago by various media pundits and comedians for wearing one. I tell ya, even though I'm a grower not a shower, if I was the guy in this photo it would show. 
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Mar 11, 2022 15:28
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BigBadSteve posted:Here in Australia, the slang for a certain type of male swimsuit is "budgie smuggler". Is Budgy Smuggler a brand name? Her swimsuit is labeled with it too.
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Mar 11, 2022 19:54
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I worked with this guy we called Little Richard, because he was like four and half feet tall and his name was Richard. We had these uniform jackets with pockets you could stuff a full clipboard into. Rich would show up to work with a whole BBQ spread every shift, and spend the first hour just wrapping stuff up in paper towels or tin foil and jamming it into his pockets. It wasn’t unusual for him to be talking to someone and just casually pull a hot dog or a half rack of ribs out of his pockets. Little Richard was a good BBQ smuggler.
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Mar 11, 2022 20:02
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I smuggled bagged wine into a movie once. I think the movie we saw was W and the whole time we were just heckling the movie. I'd say half the audience joined in and the other half left in a huff. How we didn't get busted for openly chugging wine from a bag in a theater is beyond me.
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Mar 11, 2022 20:22
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smuggling beers into a movie theater rules and trying to time the crack of the can with an explosion on screen or something but people totally know you are getting drunk watching 2012.
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Mar 11, 2022 20:30
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numberoneposter posted:smuggling beers into a movie theater rules and trying to time the crack of the can with an explosion on screen or something but people totally know you are getting drunk watching 2012. You gotta wrap it deep in your sweatshirt and hold your thumb against the opening, totally
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Mar 11, 2022 20:55
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Thinking about it, is smuggling a revolutionary act? Are laws against smuggling in place to protect established industries from legitimate competition and therefore bullshit? Like sneaking food and drink into a movie theater because the snacks they sell are priced outrageously, is that even illegal? Or bringing your own food into a restaurant or something.
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Mar 11, 2022 21:02
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A great smuggling tip for ladies would be to smuggle things the size of a big ol dong, in the front of your underwear, and if anyone notices just ask for their phone number
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Mar 11, 2022 21:49
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That misson in smugglers run 2 that had the sick music
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Mar 11, 2022 21:52
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Is Budgy Smuggler a brand name? Her swimsuit is labeled with it too. drat, so it is. More Aussiespeak exploited by greedy corporations. It look lawsuits here to regain the public right to refer to ugh/ugg boots without a trademark symbol... the term was used here for decades before a U.S. company exploited it and claimed ownership of it.
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Mar 12, 2022 16:10
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BigBadSteve posted:drat, so it is. More Aussiespeak exploited by greedy corporations. It look lawsuits here to regain the public right to refer to ugh/ugg boots without a trademark symbol... the term was used here for decades before a U.S. company exploited it and claimed ownership of it. I heard you Aussies used the term Foster's for beer too
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Mozi posted:if you want to illegally and secretly bring items into a country, the most important thing to remember is to not declare them at customs a friend of mine got a good scolding when the customs man used his dairy products xray to discover some undeclared dutch cheese, which he was rather unhappy about moral of the story: always smuggle european cheeses in an elaborate hat
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