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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The remake of happy days is hindered by the overwhelming number of applicatants for the position of arthur fonzarelli.
To sort through them the applicants are made to play an mmorpg simulation in which they maneouver rival factions and engage in epic fantasy warfare to determine who shall be triumphant. At all times they must be in the character of fonzie or they're disqualified.
Who will win? That's what it's all about.
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Fonz attempting to jump the shark but his water skis have been sabotaged by uh...Ron Howard? Sorry. I never really watched Happy Days or Game of Thrones.
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Mar 11, 2022 21:29
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Fonz attempting to jump the shark but his water skis have been sabotaged by uh...Ron Howard? Sorry. I never really watched Happy Days or Game of Thrones.
The looming threat of the shark needing to be jumped overshadows the entire series but 99.9% of the time the Fonz's are too distracted by sex and political intrigue to take notice
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Mar 11, 2022 22:42
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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They all compete in a tournament in which they start jukeboxes by fistbumping it. One of the jukeboxes explodes, and the most popular contender gets a vinyl fragment in the neck.
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Mar 11, 2022 23:17
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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When a Fonz seizes a rival's castle they force their defeated foe to "jump the shark", a grisly form of public execution too graphic for me to go into in any detail in this post.
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Mar 15, 2022 13:06
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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challenged to single combat, a duel to the death. the champions have their armor fastened and weapons prepared by an entourage of squires. each walks out to the field of honor with their helmet tucked under their arm, standing face to face and locking eyes with the man who moments later they will either kill or be killed by.
a trumpet blares, and at the agreed upon signal each prepares to don their helmet. in unison, the champions lift their helmets high above their head, wink, and toss their helmets away while making finger guns with the other hand.
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Mar 15, 2022 23:25
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The chilling scene where the psychic boy relives a moment in the past and imprints the phrase "eyyyyy" into the Fonz, the only phrase he will utter ever again
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Mar 16, 2022 05:17
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Brace yourself, happy days are coming
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Mar 16, 2022 13:24
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- NumptyScrub
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damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(
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A Milwaukee Fonzie in King Joffrey's Court
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May 2, 2024 13:47
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Despite the story taking place over an entire continent, everyone always happens to meet up at the same diner.
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