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you can tell al ot about a person if they want a burger or a pizza or a hotdog personally i think your pretty messed up if you think hotdog is better than burg. its a big question overall and i ask it first thing at the start of my date. she gets in and i lock the doors and before we drive i "pop the question" burg za or dog? hopefully this help with finding love you know, starting your love family and etc.
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I just saw a Ted talk about this
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Mar 11, 2022 09:23
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:I just saw a Ted talk about this Please don't doxx me
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It sounds like you collect restraining orders like they were Pokemon.
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OP you can't afford to turn down a hotdog
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Mar 11, 2022 10:33
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Hotdog represents a penis, burger a bagina, idk what a pizza represents?!?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Hotdog represents a penis, burger a bagina, idk what a pizza represents?!? Flat titties with pepperoni nips
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Mar 11, 2022 13:05
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burg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clvQ7x8iqMM
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People still eat hot dogs? wtf
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Ice fishing is a great date and you eat the fishies
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TheSpamalope posted:you can tell al ot about a person if they want a burger or a pizza or a hotdog personally i think your pretty messed up if you think hotdog is better than burg. its a big question overall and i ask it first thing at the start of my date. she gets in and i lock the doors and before we drive i "pop the question" burg za or dog? During your next date, ask the restaurant manager if they serve combos, and whatever the answer, laugh uproariously. Use this to segue into telling your date the entire Doobie saga, in the restaurant. If your date doesn't laugh at least every 5 minutes, you'll know they aren't relationship material (though whether you gently caress them anyway is of course up to you, and them).
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i can't get into long format burger meat. maybe if you put a little lettuce, tomato, and onions on there you'd have something
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Mar 11, 2022 17:48
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Why you eating dog turds wtf
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Brother Tadger posted:Why you eating dog turds wtf hate to break it to ya pal, but burgers have been dog turds all along. they mould them into a circle to disguise it you LOVE dog turds
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I don't know OP, if your date is cool with just getting a hot dog, that's a cheap date and a sure fire winner! The real shame is if you take them to a nice place and they just get a salad. Go to the bathroom then and don't come back to the table!
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if i was a lady on a first date with a fella and the fella called pizza za, i'd have to cut things short right there but not explain. listen, this isn't going to work out. best of luck
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Mar 11, 2022 19:43
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A really good hotdog is better than a mediocre burg so it depends, OP unless that was some kind of sexual organs innuendo I guess
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If you're gonna talk about hot dogs on a first date to get to know them, ask them if a hotdog is a sandwich. (it is)
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Mar 11, 2022 19:46
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sometimes a hot dog is just a hot dog
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Put your wiener in a bun OP
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Goons don’t date 
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roomtone posted:hate to break it to ya pal, but burgers have been dog turds all along. they mould them into a circle to disguise it any minute now soemorns gonna come in here tell us all about how hamburgers used to be white
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Mar 11, 2022 20:29
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Anyone who says burg or za irl is destined to be alone forever.
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I begin every date by asking my partner: What do you want on your Tombstone?
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In my experience there’s not really time for questions like these anyway, because the lady basically starts having sex with me like, right away. It’s awesome. She says so too. That it’s awesome. Point is, I’m like super handsome and really good at sex so your situation never really comes up OP
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Mar 11, 2022 21:07
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If she orders a hotdog and drools when she sees it, then stuffs it right down her greedy throat, I know it will be a good date.
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what if your date orders the burger-hotdog-pizza combo
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corn haver posted:i can't get into long format burger meat. maybe if you put a little lettuce, tomato, and onions on there you'd have something needs to be on a stick but thats shish kebab
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Ranma 1/2 Y/N??
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I don't give a poo poo what she orders as long as she cuts my food up into bite size pieces and gently spoon feeds it to me while I wear my special dating bib
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Ahundredbux posted:needs to be on a stick but thats shish kebab More like YEESH kebab on account of my eyes roll and I push the gas pedal all the way down
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:In my experience there’s not really time for questions like these anyway, because the lady basically starts having sex with me like, right away. It’s awesome. She says so too. That it’s awesome. Point is, I’m like super handsome and really good at sex so your situation never really comes up OP That's part of the sex workers job OP.
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Mar 12, 2022 18:15
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Do you stink, I dont want any stinkers so be up front.
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the first date i went on with my wife we got pancakes
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Don't say "za" in real life you moron
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Don't say "za" in real life you moron Lol
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Big Beef City posted:I don't give a poo poo what she orders as long as she cuts my food up into bite size pieces and gently spoon feeds it to me while I wear my special dating bib SLICK GOKU BABY posted:That's part of the sex workers job OP.
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