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Those things look like such rickety pieces of poo poo. Like who even makes/buys those things. Like I just picture some old furniture maker with his face over a can of wood stain, and it’s not even a cool color, just breathing in the fumes, like dipping his tongue into the can a little. Like if that’s the poo poo you have to sit on, might as well stand or lean up against a wall. I think those things would last for like less than a day before someone decides to drop kick like 3 of them at once into a little dusty pile and make a small fire to toast marshmallows. gently caress those piece of poo poo chairs, they’re like in all her videos now. I don’t even think it’s safe for her to sit on those things tbh, so why even have them? Like who tf is going to see those things and be like “wow how cool Adele, I love your old timey chairs” and then she has some annoying story behind each one or something. Yeah wow Adele, this one has such character, that’s why it breaks to pieces when I drop kick it. 
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They need old chairs nobody wants because she sits on them with her big beefy vagina, flaps and all, flesh and discharge naked on the chairs surface, the heat and steam from the orifice soaks right into the wood not only staining the chair but also embedding the repulsive odor, bacteria and yeasts deep into the grain rendering them unfit to be reused by living creatures.
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Mar 11, 2022 11:48
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Greg of Doom posted:They need old chairs nobody wants because she sits on them with her big beefy vagina, flaps and all, flesh and discharge naked on the chairs surface, the heat and steam from the orifice soaks right into the wood not only staining the chair but also embedding the repulsive odor, bacteria and yeasts deep into the grain rendering them unfit to be reused by living creatures. Do you think maybe she’s just absorbing them? Like some alien who just sucks up wooden chairs with her c.. compartment? 
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Mar 11, 2022 11:56
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Ain't nobody gonna suck up a chair, it's not a traffic cone
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Mar 11, 2022 13:02
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Colonel Cancer posted:Ain't nobody gonna suck up a chair, it's not a traffic cone QUIET! She’s feeding.. 
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Mar 11, 2022 13:10
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*schlorp, schlorp schlorp* Oh god there she goes again you guuuuuyysss. 
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Mar 11, 2022 20:07
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I have no idea what you're talking about but I hope you can sleep ok tonight and not worry about chairs too much or whatever it is
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Mar 11, 2022 20:09
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maybe sit on some of your own chairs or go down to your local furniture store and volunteer might make you feel better
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Mar 11, 2022 20:10
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Those things look like such rickety pieces of poo poo. turn on your monitor bitch
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Mar 11, 2022 20:10
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Your gift of only $5 a day can keep these chairs polished and dusted... *In the arms of a Love-Boy..may you fiiiIIiiind some comfort, here...*
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Mar 11, 2022 20:11
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Big Beef City posted:I have no idea what you're talking about but I hope you can sleep ok tonight and not worry about chairs too much or whatever it is Honestly I think we should all be worried about her hunger for wooden chairs combined with her mustard parahydroxide addiction.
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Mar 11, 2022 20:17
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Slumpy posted:turn on your monitor bitch Awww somebodys got a little thing for Adele huh? Defending her honor, how virtuous. I’ll leave you two lovebirds alone. 
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