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 It turns out, it's not with rolls and rolls of paper  It's not straining until your rear end turns inside out  It's not in the goddamn kitchen sink, either  What could it be? She looks so happy! 
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With my tongue
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Mar 11, 2022 21:46
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As an added bonus, call now, and we'll give you this attachment for washing produce in your toilet!
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Mar 11, 2022 21:46
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Looks like the solution is to not hold the toilet paper rolls while you poo poo.
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Mar 11, 2022 22:46
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Also why does that woman's big toes in the first picture look like two thin penises?
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Mar 11, 2022 22:48
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Mega64 posted:Also why does that woman's big toes in the first picture look like two thin penises? Hahahaha yeah! I mean that's not how mine look at all either right guys yours don't...they don't look like that either mine don't.
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Mar 11, 2022 22:56
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I go back to front OP.
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Mar 11, 2022 23:01
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in and out, of course
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Mar 11, 2022 23:05
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The Three Seashells, OP.
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Mar 11, 2022 23:12
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Buying a pink t shirt now
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Mar 11, 2022 23:22
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No joke though bidets are the poo poo
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Mar 11, 2022 23:23
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I hire someone for that
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Mar 11, 2022 23:23
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ElectricSheep posted:No joke though bidets are the poo poo This. So much easier.
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Mar 11, 2022 23:25
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I will never use a bidet just because goons like them too much
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Mar 11, 2022 23:53
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if i and other goons expound at length on the sensation of the water stream gently caressing my inflamed hemorrhoids , would that help?
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Mar 11, 2022 23:55
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Bidet users are just fine with bits of poo poo and poo poo water/mud spattering their genitals, rear end, taint and thighs. Considering the type of person who gets one in the first place and the reason why, this is still an improvement for them. *Ineffectually sprays rear end with water leaving bits of poo poo and toilet water dispersed around rear end and genitals region* All clean like a big boy now! Greg of Doom fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Mar 12, 2022 |
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Mar 12, 2022 00:02
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Yeah you can just hook anything up to work as a high quality and perfectly hygienic bidet. Nah you leave it all damp and just walk away.
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Mar 12, 2022 00:09
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Greg of Doom posted:Yeah you can just hook anything up to work as a high quality and perfectly hygienic bidet. Nah you leave it all damp and just walk away. 
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Mar 12, 2022 00:10
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DONT touch anything or it defeats the purpose. No don't check, don't check. It's not wet, it's just moisture. It's clean, It's clean, look, I do this every day, just walk away. Trust me.
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Mar 12, 2022 00:15
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Greg of Doom posted:DONT touch anything or it defeats the purpose. No don't check, don't check. It's not wet, it's just moisture. It's clean, It's clean, look, I do this every day, just walk away. Trust me. The thoughts and prayers approach. Smart.
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Mar 12, 2022 00:22
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Look if you just wear your bid-diaper after every use that soaks up your dripping wet poop rear end after you've sprayed it all over your bathroom and you can hardly even hear it crinkling and leaking under your pants during work meetings this is so easy and refreshing, and the multiple salves you need to apply to stop the blisters forming from the wet chafing is so cheap and smells almost like baby powder
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Mar 12, 2022 00:25
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Greg of Doom posted:DONT touch anything or it defeats the purpose. No don't check, don't check. It's not wet, it's just moisture. It's clean, It's clean, look, I do this every day, just walk away. Trust me.
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Mar 12, 2022 00:31
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The Bloop posted:She looks so happy! It's not the "extra clean feeling" she's happy about, OP
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Mar 12, 2022 00:36
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Fecal bacteria.
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in MY rectum?!?
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Greg of Doom posted:Bidet users are just fine with bits of poo poo and poo poo water/mud spattering their genitals, rear end, taint and thighs. I don’t think you are using that properly.
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Mar 12, 2022 00:58
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Mozi posted:in MY rectum?!? In your penis and vagina going by the Google search.
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Mar 12, 2022 00:58
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it's ok i'm immune from long exposure to it from my toothbrush
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Greg of Doom posted:In your penis and vagina going by the Google search. Fffffffffriday!
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Mar 12, 2022 01:03
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Just use a toothbrush to scrape off those tenacious poo flakes
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Mar 12, 2022 01:09
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I dry using a cloth hand towel that I wash every so often after using the bidet. Toilet paper would defeat the purpose.
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Mar 12, 2022 01:11
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I eat fiber all day long and release beautiful pine needle scented logs that leave no residue behind
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Mar 12, 2022 01:12
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I can't reach my rectum even from the front anymore. And I find wiping wands just spread it around.
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Mar 12, 2022 01:12
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Why wipe at all, that's what your underwear is for.
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Mar 12, 2022 01:15
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The build up in my zone is making my bidet ineffectual. Is there a more high power device?
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Mar 12, 2022 01:17
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Makes a scene at the office to make sure everyone sees they are taking their detachable bidet to the toilet with them.
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Mar 12, 2022 01:23
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Someone just needs to invent a disposable colostomy bag buttplug. You stick it in, poop everything out, then remove it leaving your butthole fresh and untainted!
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Mar 12, 2022 01:24
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Mega64 posted:Also why does that woman's big toes in the first picture look like two thin penises? uhhhb mods????
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Greg of Doom posted:The build up in my zone is making my bidet ineffectual. Is there a more high power device? Kramer shopping for black market high pressure bidet nozzles.
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