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Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
Could it be...the most pedantic book in the world?







Let's test it out...how do you pronounce "chorus?"



Then cho-rus it must be.

Would you to talk like an elocution professor of the previous century? Let me know which words you require clarification on, and I will look them up. Please, let us maintain decorum.



Centrist Dad fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Mar 16, 2022

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

how do you pronounce sword

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice

bossy lady posted:

how do you pronounce sword



Good question, it is pronounced sword, not sword.

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
GIF.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice




We may extrapolate that the correct pronounciation is in fact gif not jif.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Let's see what it has to say about "often"

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I have embarrassed myself with harbinger and epitome, so let's see what the authority has to say.

Phyzzle
Jan 26, 2008
Hovel

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Carbine

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice

Devils Affricate posted:

Let's see what it has to say about "often"



...it's even got a reference from the web to back it up.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I would like to see accost.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice

marshmallow creep posted:

I have embarrassed myself with harbinger and epitome, so let's see what the authority has to say.



...bonus points for requesting the page with the correct pronounciation of "harass."




I hope you never have to say epi-TOME ever again.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Coitus is a funny word

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
How about 'schedule?' The brits don't seem to know how to say that at all.

Or colonel. No one knows how to pronounce that. Is Leicestershire even a word? The pronunciation of that is insanity.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Oyak posted:



...it's even got a reference from the web to back it up.

Hah, I knew it. People who pronounce the T are wrong! They think that's the right way to say it but they've got it backwards. What a bunch of morons!

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice



...also some old-timey pronounciations of "housewife" for good measure.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Pretty sure Houston is pronounced differently in NYC.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice



Watch how you say "card" around this guy.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice

Sophy Wackles posted:

I would like to see accost.



You picked a controversial one.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice

ikanreed posted:

Coitus is a funny word

Sorry, but there was no listing for "coitus." Either everybody was in agreement about this word, or it was a love that dare not speak its name.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Oyak posted:



Watch how you say "card" around this guy.

Lmao that's even better

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Oyak posted:



Watch how you say "card" around this guy.

To be fair, if I were surrounded by people who for some reason pronounced "card" as "kyard" I would probably want to write an angry book about it too

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



roentgen

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
lol @ "orthoëptists"

Non Krampus Mentis
Oct 17, 2011

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
“Either”. That or “potato”/“tomato”.

https://youtu.be/LOILZ_D3aRg

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

really, either way is fine

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hegemony

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.




bro do you mean ɒ, ɑ, and ɔ?
bro IPA was standardized in 1888 bro

this looks like an ad-hoc variation of the Merriam-Webster/American Heritage house styles that they use in grade schools
and they tend to erroneously conflate the open-mid front unrounded vowel and the close-mid front unrounded vowel as allophonic when forming a diphthong with a mid central vowel and followed by a voiced alveolar approximant, soooo um ya kinda cringe bro

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Gooch and Brooch, respectively.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Cubone posted:





bro do you mean ɒ, ɑ, and ɔ?
bro IPA was standardized in 1888 bro

this looks like an ad-hoc variation of the Merriam-Webster/American Heritage house styles that they use in grade schools
and they tend to erroneously conflate the open-mid front unrounded vowel and the close-mid front unrounded vowel as allophonic when forming a diphthong with a mid central vowel and followed by a voiced alveolar approximant, soooo um ya kinda cringe bro

Watch out, the OP is gonna find a page of this book entirely devoted to fiercely compare/contrasting them like card to prove you wrong!

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Cubone posted:





bro do you mean ɒ, ɑ, and ɔ?
bro IPA was standardized in 1888 bro

this looks like an ad-hoc variation of the Merriam-Webster/American Heritage house styles that they use in grade schools
and they tend to erroneously conflate the open-mid front unrounded vowel and the close-mid front unrounded vowel as allophonic when forming a diphthong with a mid central vowel and followed by a voiced alveolar approximant, soooo um ya kinda cringe bro

:hfive:

IPA should be taught in K-12

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I legit thought you just had an IPA reference sheet. I don't know what else you'd need.

But the big question is if we can get recordings of the "right" and "wrong" pronunciations. That would be interesting.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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Waltzing Along posted:

How about 'schedule?' The brits don't seem to know how to say that at all.

Or colonel. No one knows how to pronounce that.



You're right, there have been four or five competing British pronounciations of schedule for hundreds of years, apparently.




...somewhat more straightforward.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
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Waltzing Along posted:

Is Leicestershire even a word? The pronunciation of that is insanity.







...reminiscent of the card/kyard controversy

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
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Let me say at this point that I now have great respect for this book.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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Empty Sandwich posted:

lol @ "orthoëptists"

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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Non Krampus Mentis posted:

“Either”. That or “potato”/“tomato”.

https://youtu.be/LOILZ_D3aRg

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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College Slice

Empty Sandwich posted:

really, either way is fine




lol that joke is over 100 years old!

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Foyer, fillet, and garage

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Devils Affricate posted:

Foyer, fillet, and garage

Foy-er (voyeur with an 'F')
Fill-A
Gah-raj

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