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Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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Could it be...the most pedantic book in the world?







Let's test it out...how do you pronounce "chorus?"



Then cho-rus it must be.

Would you to talk like an elocution professor of the previous century? Let me know which words you require clarification on, and I will look them up. Please, let us maintain decorum.



Centrist Dad fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Mar 16, 2022

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Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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bossy lady posted:

how do you pronounce sword



Good question, it is pronounced sword, not sword.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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We may extrapolate that the correct pronounciation is in fact gif not jif.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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Devils Affricate posted:

Let's see what it has to say about "often"



...it's even got a reference from the web to back it up.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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marshmallow creep posted:

I have embarrassed myself with harbinger and epitome, so let's see what the authority has to say.



...bonus points for requesting the page with the correct pronounciation of "harass."




I hope you never have to say epi-TOME ever again.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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...also some old-timey pronounciations of "housewife" for good measure.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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Watch how you say "card" around this guy.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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Sophy Wackles posted:

I would like to see accost.



You picked a controversial one.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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ikanreed posted:

Coitus is a funny word

Sorry, but there was no listing for "coitus." Either everybody was in agreement about this word, or it was a love that dare not speak its name.

Centrist Dad
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Waltzing Along posted:

How about 'schedule?' The brits don't seem to know how to say that at all.

Or colonel. No one knows how to pronounce that.



You're right, there have been four or five competing British pronounciations of schedule for hundreds of years, apparently.




...somewhat more straightforward.

Centrist Dad
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Waltzing Along posted:

Is Leicestershire even a word? The pronunciation of that is insanity.







...reminiscent of the card/kyard controversy

Centrist Dad
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Let me say at this point that I now have great respect for this book.

Centrist Dad
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Empty Sandwich posted:

lol @ "orthoëptists"

Centrist Dad
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Non Krampus Mentis posted:

“Either”. That or “potato”/“tomato”.

https://youtu.be/LOILZ_D3aRg

Centrist Dad
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Empty Sandwich posted:

really, either way is fine




lol that joke is over 100 years old!

Centrist Dad
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good one

Centrist Dad
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Gooch and Brooch, respectively.

no gooch, only brooch

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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Wrong again, Big Beef City!

Centrist Dad
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serious question, what is filet vs fillet?

Centrist Dad
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kind of cool to think of a time when the garage was a new innovation (as opposed to the carriage house)

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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No entry, probably didn't exist in the US at that time.

Centrist Dad
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Devils Affricate posted:

As far as I know, they are two interchangeable spellings of the same word

...and yet the guy gives them different pronounciations

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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No entry

Centrist Dad
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les enfants Terrific! posted:

no poo poo? how about macabre?

sorry bro

Centrist Dad
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Devils Affricate posted:

Let's see what they thought about February back in the day

Centrist Dad
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Centrist Dad
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William Bear posted:

Imagine how puckered this guy's butthole must have been all the time! This book is a delight, though.

I remember being embarrassed by mispronouncing "matinee" when I was a kid. Look that up, please.

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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Matelasse (a type of fabric woven on a jacquard loom which, despite having spent the last two and a half months making a matelasse curtain, I still have no idea how to pronounce)

Didn't think the professor would have this one, but...

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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No entry...obviously there were no iatrogenic conditions 100 years ago.

Centrist Dad
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so...aluminum and aluminium are two separate things?

Centrist Dad
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Bum the Sad posted:

look up melee

My friends and I mispronounced it for loving years as "me lee" growing up due to only reading it in video games.

Sounds familiar...

Centrist Dad
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downout posted:

neanderthal


Centrist Dad
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Centrist Dad
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no entry

Centrist Dad
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AARD VARKMAN posted:

Steppe
Moustache





Centrist Dad
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Bad Purchase posted:

Worcestershire





Centrist Dad
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Extra bonus: turns out that the correct pronounciation of God is Gawd, in the Long Island style.

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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No entry. Not a whole lot of medical terms here.

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Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

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Geemer posted:

Geez
Jeez
Jesus

idea

IDEARRRR

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