The Goons Are Leaving

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How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

I read this poem from 1973 today and was quite astonished to hear the big news:

Is this true? How do we get them to come back? What did we do wrong?
It feels like only yesterday Plant Monster ran away and now this.
What a loving disaster.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 05:05

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# ? May 5, 2024 20:29

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Twitter. the legends suggested it :negative:

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# ? Mar 15, 2022 05:11

Ass-penny

These are trying times indeed. I intend to stay :haibrow:

# ? Mar 15, 2022 05:44

Escape From Noise

It's true! I'm a meadow huffing freak!

# ? Mar 15, 2022 08:20

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

wherever the taffy-pullers are going, i'm going with them. this taffy ain't gonna pull itself iykwim

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Mar 15, 2022 13:51

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

I don't need this. I need you to cheer me up. Not by posting cute videos or anything but by holding my hand and telling me I'm a big, strong boy.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 13:58

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Do you think if we spilled the secret of what BYOB stands for we would get more posters?

# ? Mar 15, 2022 13:59

google THIS

Let's not be melodramatic, the wives are maybe slightly overcooked but if you scrape them off a bit they'll still taste perfectly fine

# ? Mar 15, 2022 14:00

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

# ? Mar 15, 2022 14:19

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

We all love Popeye. Swell astronaut and eats his cabbage like a lad.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 15:29

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

*double checks the poem*

I have great news about Popeye, he's in this thing for the long haul

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Mar 15, 2022 17:14

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

I am strong to the finish,
Because I eat my spinach,
I sing the body electric,
The armies of those I love engirth me and I engirth them,
They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them,
And discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of the soul.
I am Popeye the Sailor Man

# ? Mar 15, 2022 17:23

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

*me meeting Revan on the beach*
wow! I never thought it could feel like this! such an organic, free-flowing vibe of friendship between us, with, dare I say, a hint of sexual tensions? I'm soooo glad all the goons left ha ha so we can have this beautiful strip of sand all to ourselves. oh, vegan cucumber sandwiches and non-alcoholic rose that tastes like pink juice? why revan I thought you'd never ask of COURSE I brought enough for two

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Mar 15, 2022 17:24

FutonForensic

*sniffs the old meadow* blehh

# ? Mar 15, 2022 21:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

FutonForensic posted:

*sniffs the old meadow* blehh

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# ? Mar 15, 2022 21:51

Escape From Noise

Closing time, goons are leaving in a thrall
We'll look at them all and leer
You don't have to go home
But you can't post here

# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:24

google THIS

I hate to see the goons go and tbh watching them leave is no consolation

# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:27

Archonet: it is time to boogie

Escape From Noise posted:

Closing time, goons are leaving in a thrall
We'll look at them all and leer
You don't have to go home
But you can't post here

So gather up your shitposts, move it to the leper's colony
I hope you have found a friend
Closing time, every new thread
Comes from some other thread's end, yeah

# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:30

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

I hate to see the goons go and tbh watching them leave is no consolation

# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:50

google THIS

I know who I want to emptyquote

# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:50

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Stop all the clocks, shut down C-Spam,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy ham,
Silence the pianos and with muffled five
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners arrive.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning further on
Scribbling on the sky the message Goons Are Gone,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the mods,
Let the thread IKs wear black cotton culottes.

They were my GBS, my QCS, my Yob and YOSPOS,
My weekday burrito and my Sunday roast,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my thread;
I thought that posts would last for ever: but they are dead.

The stars are not wanted now: permaban every one;
Gas the moon and beecock the sun;
Probe the ocean and sweep up the wood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:51

Escape From Noise

How Wonderful! posted:

Stop all the clocks, shut down C-Spam,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy ham,
Silence the pianos and with muffled five
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners arrive.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning further on
Scribbling on the sky the message Goons Are Gone,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the mods,
Let the thread IKs wear black cotton culottes.

They were my GBS, my QCS, my Yob and YOSPOS,
My weekday burrito and my Sunday roast,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my thread;
I thought that posts would last for ever: but they are dead.

The stars are not wanted now: permaban every one;
Gas the moon and beecock the sun;
Probe the ocean and sweep up the wood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

# ? Mar 15, 2022 23:19

Farecoal: There he go

How Wonderful! posted:

*me meeting Revan on the beach*
wow! I never thought it could feel like this! such an organic, free-flowing vibe of friendship between us, with, dare I say, a hint of sexual tensions? I'm soooo glad all the goons left ha ha so we can have this beautiful strip of sand all to ourselves. oh, vegan cucumber sandwiches and non-alcoholic rose that tastes like pink juice? why revan I thought you'd never ask of COURSE I brought enough for two

# ? Mar 15, 2022 23:24

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

THE GOONS ARE LEAVING

The goons are leaving
they have nowhere to stay
they packed up their bindles
now onward they stray

one by one they are leaving
And one by one they are going

those lugs are all sorry now
wanted not by mother nor aunt
they must search for new pastures;
find elsewhere to haunt!

one by one they are leaving
And one by one they are gone

# ? Mar 16, 2022 00:04

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

i've had my sctoch :scotland:

https://vocaroo.com/1baQsaOptG60

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 16, 2022 02:58

biosterous

where have all the yobbers gone
long time passing
where have all the yobbers gone
long time ago
where have all the yobbers gone
turned to lurkers, every one
oh when will they ever post
oh when will they ever post

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Mar 16, 2022 02:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

I know who I want to emptyquote

# ? Mar 16, 2022 04:09

alnilam

And one day goons will leave
And their widows will grieve
In the aeroplane over the sea
But till then we will post
Who can post all the most?
And get every page count to four twenty
Love to be
In the yob with all my postin pals
And me

# ? Mar 16, 2022 05:14

google THIS

Where is my wife's new strap-on?
Where is my Shividas bong?
Where is my poo poo lasagna?
Where have all the goons gone?

# ? Mar 16, 2022 13:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

alnilam posted:

And one day goons will leave
And their widows will grieve
In the aeroplane over the sea
But till then we will post
Who can post all the most?
And get every page count to four twenty
Love to be
In the yob with all my postin pals
And me

What a curious site
Shall we lurk here tonight
There are avs, there are sigs which are sweet
There are mods in the clouds
drilldo's ghost all around
Hear his voice as it's rolling and ringing through me
Soft and sweet
How the goons all blaze, but wish it was crime weed

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Mar 16, 2022 14:19

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Areola Grande posted:

What a curious site
Shall we lurk here tonight
There are avs, there are sigs which are sweet
There are mods in the clouds
drilldo's ghost all around
Hear his voice as it's rolling and ringing through me
Soft and sweet
How the goons all blaze, but wish it was crime weed

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Mar 16, 2022 19:49

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

The only snail I've ever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes
But then they buried her alive
Permabanned in 2005
With just her sister at her side
Sexual snail with human titty
Just weeks before they bombed the city

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Mar 16, 2022 19:51

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

How Wonderful! posted:

The only snail I've ever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes
But then they buried her alive
Permabanned in 2005
With just her sister at her side
Sexual snail with human titty
Just weeks before they bombed the city

lmao'd so hard my work desk started shaking and my coworkers started 2 stare

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Mar 16, 2022 19:57

alnilam

How Wonderful! posted:

The only snail I've ever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes
But then they buried her alive
Permabanned in 2005
With just her sister at her side
Sexual snail with human titty
Just weeks before they bombed the city

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 16, 2022 20:14

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

finally, i'm gonna win the last post billionaire thread

# ? Mar 16, 2022 21:34

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

How Wonderful! posted:

Stop all the clocks, shut down C-Spam,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy ham,
Silence the pianos and with muffled five
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners arrive.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning further on
Scribbling on the sky the message Goons Are Gone,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the mods,
Let the thread IKs wear black cotton culottes.

They were my GBS, my QCS, my Yob and YOSPOS,
My weekday burrito and my Sunday roast,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my thread;
I thought that posts would last for ever: but they are dead.

The stars are not wanted now: permaban every one;
Gas the moon and beecock the sun;
Probe the ocean and sweep up the wood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

# ? Mar 16, 2022 22:51

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

alnilam posted:

And one day goons will leave
And their widows will grieve
In the aeroplane over the sea
But till then we will post
Who can post all the most?
And get every page count to four twenty
Love to be
In the yob with all my postin pals
And me

...j..Jeff?

# ? Mar 16, 2022 22:51

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

How Wonderful! posted:

The only snail I've ever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes
But then they buried her alive
Permabanned in 2005
With just her sister at her side
Sexual snail with human titty
Just weeks before they bombed the city

JEFF?! JEFF MANGUM?! POSTING?!

# ? Mar 16, 2022 22:52

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I did one too

# ? Mar 16, 2022 23:32

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# ? May 5, 2024 20:29

nut

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i've had my sctoch
https://vocaroo.com/1baQsaOptG60

# ? Mar 17, 2022 00:57

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