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I read this poem from 1973 today and was quite astonished to hear the big news: Is this true? How do we get them to come back? What did we do wrong? It feels like only yesterday Plant Monster ran away and now this. What a loving disaster. |
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Twitter. the legends suggested it
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# ? Mar 15, 2022 05:11 |
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These are trying times indeed. I intend to stay |
# ? Mar 15, 2022 05:44 |
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It's true! I'm a meadow huffing freak! |
# ? Mar 15, 2022 08:20 |
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wherever the taffy-pullers are going, i'm going with them. this taffy ain't gonna pull itself iykwim
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# ? Mar 15, 2022 13:51 |
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I don't need this. I need you to cheer me up. Not by posting cute videos or anything but by holding my hand and telling me I'm a big, strong boy. |
# ? Mar 15, 2022 13:58 |
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Do you think if we spilled the secret of what BYOB stands for we would get more posters? |
# ? Mar 15, 2022 13:59 |
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Let's not be melodramatic, the wives are maybe slightly overcooked but if you scrape them off a bit they'll still taste perfectly fine |
# ? Mar 15, 2022 14:00 |
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# ? Mar 15, 2022 14:19 |
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We all love Popeye. Swell astronaut and eats his cabbage like a lad. |
# ? Mar 15, 2022 15:29 |
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*double checks the poem* I have great news about Popeye, he's in this thing for the long haul
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# ? Mar 15, 2022 17:14 |
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I am strong to the finish, Because I eat my spinach, I sing the body electric, The armies of those I love engirth me and I engirth them, They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them, And discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of the soul. I am Popeye the Sailor Man |
# ? Mar 15, 2022 17:23 |
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*me meeting Revan on the beach* wow! I never thought it could feel like this! such an organic, free-flowing vibe of friendship between us, with, dare I say, a hint of sexual tensions? I'm soooo glad all the goons left ha ha so we can have this beautiful strip of sand all to ourselves. oh, vegan cucumber sandwiches and non-alcoholic rose that tastes like pink juice? why revan I thought you'd never ask of COURSE I brought enough for two
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# ? Mar 15, 2022 17:24 |
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*sniffs the old meadow* blehh
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# ? Mar 15, 2022 21:50 |
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FutonForensic posted:*sniffs the old meadow* blehh
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# ? Mar 15, 2022 21:51 |
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Closing time, goons are leaving in a thrall We'll look at them all and leer You don't have to go home But you can't post here |
# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:24 |
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I hate to see the goons go and tbh watching them leave is no consolation |
# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:27 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Closing time, goons are leaving in a thrall So gather up your shitposts, move it to the leper's colony I hope you have found a friend Closing time, every new thread Comes from some other thread's end, yeah |
# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:30 |
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google THIS posted:I hate to see the goons go and tbh watching them leave is no consolation |
# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:50 |
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I know who I want to emptyquote |
# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:50 |
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Stop all the clocks, shut down C-Spam, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy ham, Silence the pianos and with muffled five Bring out the coffin, let the mourners arrive. Let aeroplanes circle moaning further on Scribbling on the sky the message Goons Are Gone, Put crepe bows round the white necks of the mods, Let the thread IKs wear black cotton culottes. They were my GBS, my QCS, my Yob and YOSPOS, My weekday burrito and my Sunday roast, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my thread; I thought that posts would last for ever: but they are dead. The stars are not wanted now: permaban every one; Gas the moon and beecock the sun; Probe the ocean and sweep up the wood; For nothing now can ever come to any good.
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# ? Mar 15, 2022 22:51 |
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How Wonderful! posted:Stop all the clocks, shut down C-Spam, |
# ? Mar 15, 2022 23:19 |
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How Wonderful! posted:*me meeting Revan on the beach* |
# ? Mar 15, 2022 23:24 |
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THE GOONS ARE LEAVING The goons are leaving they have nowhere to stay they packed up their bindles now onward they stray one by one they are leaving And one by one they are going those lugs are all sorry now wanted not by mother nor aunt they must search for new pastures; find elsewhere to haunt! one by one they are leaving And one by one they are gone |
# ? Mar 16, 2022 00:04 |
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i've had my sctoch https://vocaroo.com/1baQsaOptG60
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# ? Mar 16, 2022 02:58 |
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where have all the yobbers gone long time passing where have all the yobbers gone long time ago where have all the yobbers gone turned to lurkers, every one oh when will they ever post oh when will they ever post
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# ? Mar 16, 2022 02:59 |
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google THIS posted:I know who I want to emptyquote |
# ? Mar 16, 2022 04:09 |
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And one day goons will leave And their widows will grieve In the aeroplane over the sea But till then we will post Who can post all the most? And get every page count to four twenty Love to be In the yob with all my postin pals And me |
# ? Mar 16, 2022 05:14 |
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Where is my wife's new strap-on? Where is my Shividas bong? Where is my poo poo lasagna? Where have all the goons gone? |
# ? Mar 16, 2022 13:26 |
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alnilam posted:And one day goons will leave What a curious site Shall we lurk here tonight There are avs, there are sigs which are sweet There are mods in the clouds drilldo's ghost all around Hear his voice as it's rolling and ringing through me Soft and sweet How the goons all blaze, but wish it was crime weed
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# ? Mar 16, 2022 14:19 |
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Areola Grande posted:What a curious site
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# ? Mar 16, 2022 19:49 |
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The only snail I've ever loved Was born with roses in her eyes But then they buried her alive Permabanned in 2005 With just her sister at her side Sexual snail with human titty Just weeks before they bombed the city
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# ? Mar 16, 2022 19:51 |
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How Wonderful! posted:The only snail I've ever loved lmao'd so hard my work desk started shaking and my coworkers started 2 stare
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# ? Mar 16, 2022 19:57 |
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How Wonderful! posted:The only snail I've ever loved
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# ? Mar 16, 2022 20:14 |
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finally, i'm gonna win the last post billionaire thread |
# ? Mar 16, 2022 21:34 |
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How Wonderful! posted:Stop all the clocks, shut down C-Spam, |
# ? Mar 16, 2022 22:51 |
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alnilam posted:And one day goons will leave ...j..Jeff? |
# ? Mar 16, 2022 22:51 |
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How Wonderful! posted:The only snail I've ever loved JEFF?! JEFF MANGUM?! POSTING?! |
# ? Mar 16, 2022 22:52 |
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I did one too |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:i've had my sctoch
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