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I'll think about it, OP. If I don't give you an answer 800 years from now, remind me.
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Mar 18, 2022 00:35
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Dont dox me
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Fatman could have been saved if vampirism was real smdh
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Mar 18, 2022 01:04
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I would dedicate my life to learning all human languages so my shitposting can be consumed by every culture on earth.
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Mar 18, 2022 01:07
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idk, probably prophesize some stuff, then make it happen a few hundred years later, repeat. really gently caress with those fundamentalist religious types.
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I think I'd use most of it finding ways to annoy people by being extremely unhurried while they are in an urgent rush and work in the line "Listen buddy, I've got all the time in the world here."
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Mar 18, 2022 04:56
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oh my god i would get so good at drawing and i would somehow find a cure for my aphantasia without affecting the rest of my damaged brain so i could imagine things again or maybe not maybe just draw a lot all day for years like i am already but like with a lot more time even than i have and also watch anime
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Mar 18, 2022 05:00
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I'd sleep alot then help Sid walk the dogs so he can draw more.
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I'd find some dead gay forum and poo poo post from my basement. But, like, forever.
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Mar 18, 2022 05:10
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I'd accidentally kill a dude in a bar fight and get sentenced to life in prison.
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Mar 18, 2022 05:23
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Yeah now that you posted it it's premeditated so that tracks
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i was thinking that if you really did live forever but were still basically human, our brains don't really retain that much in terms of memories and most of what we think we remember is a recreation that gets vaguer and totally reinterpreted as time passes. so i think that it would take a really, really long time for you to legitimately get bored of life, and even once you did, you would eventually forget about being so bored and change again. because you would forget 90% of everything that happens and even the stuff you remember would feel different than you thought it did when it happens again, and so on. that's not even getting into how much variety and change will occur over a long timeframe. being immortal would be much better. people who talk about brevity making life important are talking some serious BS. Nice Guy Patron posted:There's a short story called the immortal, where those who can't die eventually become raving lunatics or totally catatonic. is it by borges? i found a borges one online, want to read it because i was making up a similar story in my head recently.
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Mar 18, 2022 06:24
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gonna set aside a whole century just for masturbating. 100 years of cum
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Mar 18, 2022 06:29
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Id smoke 100000000000000 cigarettes
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Mar 18, 2022 06:53
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99% to swaggin on um, 1% to sleep
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kntfkr posted:50% trucking / 50% loving I'm into this format but I would like to replace trucking with napping e: wait no, 50% loving / 10% drinking and drugging / 40% napping
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roomtone posted:is it by borges? i found a borges one online, want to read it because i was making up a similar story in my head recently. It's Borges. It's good, honestly that whole collection is good. The book is called Labyrinths and I would recommend it to anyone.
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probably get alzheimer's when i'm 70 and spend the next trillion years or so unaware of what's going on and unable to care for myself
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These tremors. How to stop them? They must have a brain that makes this happen. Sentient beings seem to notice. What if I go beyond and seek others like my kind?
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I would be so good at the katana
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Same thing I do now: eat rear end, smoke grass, dump the bodies from an overpass.
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Assuming I keep the same age forever and don't become a really old immortal begging for death, I'd probably change lives every few decades. Be an actor for 30 years, then learn and practice medicine for a bit, travel around the world like a hermit for a while, party hard as gently caress, start building a huge terracotta pyramid of whatever else comes to mind at the time.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Am I also extremely wealthy? Because otherwise I’d still have to work to pay bills and stuff so I guess I’m just living my normal life but forever. It used to be where people would pay off their house & other major debts in their fifties. If you did that and lived forever you'd have a home and money to play with for the rest of time. I always hate those stories where living forever is depicted as being boring. If you were born in the year 1000 and just kept living in perfect health there's not a year in history where something wasn't going on somewhere.
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I would never be bored if I were immortal.
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would start tracking my farts to see how much methane i contribute to atmospheres/the universe
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I would edge for so long
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Probably try to save our doomed hell dump planet. Initially. Then I’d probably give up within a century and try to pet all the cats. And then maybe I’d try to save the planet again, but just for the cats (and doggos). Might hang around long enough for the aliens to arrive. And I’d tell them humans were a mistake and invite them to pet the cats; maybe smoke weed with them if they seem cool.
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I'd also try and save our stupid planet. Probably by taking high risk/reward jobs to build up cash,then let it sit in a bank for a hundred years. In reality id end up doing huge amounts of drugs and testing the limits of my functional immortality.
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Outrail posted:I'd also try and save our stupid planet. Probably by taking high risk/reward jobs to build up cash,then let it sit in a bank for a hundred years. By planet I assume you mean civilization in which case: What currency is worth anything in a hundred years? Also you don't have a hundred years to do it in.
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dr.acula posted:I would edge for so long Can you imagine the load after a 50 year edge? Wild, wild stuff.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:By planet I assume you mean civilization in which case: What currency is worth anything in a hundred years? Also you don't have a hundred years to do it in. What? No I mean try to avoid catastrophic ecosystem collapse. But that's inevitable at this point. Or maybe once humanity nukes themselves out of existence I could spend the next billion years nuturing the next biosphere by stamping out anything that looks at a rock like it could be a tool.
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Two chicks at the same time.
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I don’t want to be immortal if my cat can’t also be immortal
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Outrail posted:What? No I mean try to avoid catastrophic ecosystem collapse. But that's inevitable at this point. Sounds like you want to set yourself up as some kind of God of Order but what you're describing isn't nurturing it's an attempt at control and in doing so you would become a God of Destruction, annihilating everything that falls outside of your narrow doctrine. I like it. It's dramatic.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7gMkiOPSeA
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I'd watch the unabridged version of Dragon Ball Z
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Applewhite posted:If you were immortal (or at least could not die until you decided to), how would you divvy up your time? Would you get all the videogames and stupid bullshit out of your system first, then spend the rest of eternity forming meaningful bonds and spending quality time with loved ones? Or would it be the reverse, where you live and love, do something good for the world and leave a legacy before settling down into a quiet eternity playing video games? Would wait until everyone who loves me/would miss me passes and get on with the bolded part, which is easily the best feature of what you just described.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:I'd accidentally kill a dude in a bar fight and get sentenced to life in prison. Life imprisonment tho is actually like they sentence you to 150 years or something so you'd get out eventually. At the end of that you be the most hardened criminal bitch on the earth, which sounds like a great way to start off an eternity
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If I was Immortal? I'd play in the snow.
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