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Smile all the time. Don't stop.
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never fear if you drink a beer!!!!
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kntfkr posted:shill for bitcoin did he really? That is really on brand for his persona
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look at your phone when walking behind a woman so they don't think you're following them
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This Is the Zodiac posted:One day, when you have a spouse, they'll be able to help you by repeating the word "off" after you look at each appliance and say "off" so that later when you forget whether or not you said "off" about a particular appliance, you can call your spouse to confirm instead of driving all the way home. *works together to visually verify that each pet is accounted for and then verbally confirm to each other. There are two pets in the household.*
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I'm wondering how many people in this thread have OCD and how many just live with or interact with people with OCD often. Edit: I hope it's an even amount.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:did he really? That is really on brand for his persona yeah i see the commercials when i go over my parents cuz they got cable.
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Mar 19, 2022 01:40
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keep track of the number of turns it takes to unscrew a jar lid. that way you'll know how many turns to apply when resealing it.
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Mar 19, 2022 01:42
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Bad Purchase posted:keep track of the number of turns it takes to unscrew a jar lid. that way you'll know how many turns to apply when resealing it. 3.3 IS a good number.
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Mar 19, 2022 01:44
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syntaxfunction posted:I'm wondering how many people in this thread have OCD and how many just live with or interact with people with OCD often. Actually diagnosed OCD. It ain’t fun.
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HD DAD posted:Actually diagnosed OCD. It ain’t fun. Same. On the plus side, my house is neat and tidy*! * I will strangle the next person who unironically says that in person.
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Mar 19, 2022 02:38
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The Bramble posted:While in a public conversation with your romantic partner and others, make persistent yet pointed remarks that undercut your partner's credibility and pride in their own accomplishments. That way, when they inevitably embarrass you by talking about their interests and lives, the other people in the group will dismiss their words and not associate your partner's glaring flaws and foibles as a reflection of you. Jesus christ
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so glad my house is neat and tidy
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Just remember no matter how much of an rear end in a top hat you may think you may come off as, you'll never be as much of an rear end in a top hat as any random cat.
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Take comfort in knowing that non-neurotic people don't obsess over small details as much as you do, so whatever gaffe you think you committed at your last social gathering was probably forgotten moments later if people even noticed in the first place. If another neurotic person was at the party they might have noticed, but they are probably too busy agonizing over their own behavior to give yours much thought.
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Mar 19, 2022 03:19
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Spaghett posted:Jesus christ lol dr_rat posted:Just remember no matter how much of an rear end in a top hat you may think you may come off as, you'll never be as much of an rear end in a top hat as any random cat.
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Mar 19, 2022 03:27
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time management tip - if you set your alarm clock wrong, you’ll get fired, and you’ll have to move away from your family to get another one. best to get up and check the clock is set right
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using humor as a way to minimize and avoid talking about your emotional distress is a great way to save on therapy costs
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Just blurt out your deep trauma and anxieties, but then after a beat just add "I'm just kidding haha" and brush off anyone who checks on you. That way you can vent, but absolutely no one needs to deal with it!
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syntaxfunction posted:Just blurt out your deep trauma and anxieties, but then after a beat just add "I'm just kidding haha" and brush off anyone who checks on you. this is doubly effective, because they’ll stop checking in on you, saving valuable time
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Ocean Book posted:this is doubly effective, because they’ll stop checking in on you, saving valuable time And then you can move on to a new set of people and tell them how everyone always abandons you and you have no idea why. I call this The Migration.
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If the total amount owed at the gas pump isn't a round number and no more can go in your tank, it's ok to just pump a little onto the ground.
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obnoxiously chill dude
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Ocean Book posted:time management tip - if you set your alarm clock wrong, you’ll get fired, and you’ll have to move away from your family to get another one. best to get up and check the clock is set right Another good tip is to set your alarm correctly, but then wake up 4 times in the middle of the night in a sweaty panic to obsessively check that it is in fact right and you didn't actually oversleep after all!
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laying awake at night, trying to sleep and counting the hours that you might attain for rest and weighing out how exhausted you'll be? don't worry, focus instead on your chest and find that ever growing void. try and measure how much it has grown and just remember that it will be with you, always suddenly being a little tired as you watch the clock roll toward 4 am doesn't seem so bad! OMFG FURRY fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Mar 19, 2022 |
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If the bag/group of fruit/veg has a multiple of a bad number inside, don't just take one out. You'll be consumed by guilt and know that no one is going to buy that weird single banana, and it will just slowly rot somewhere, spreading its contamination down the ethereal link created when you separated it from the others. Instead, gently caress it, you don't actually need those bananas/apples/peppers/etc.
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(don't touch them or you have to take them and bear the consequences of number)
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syntaxfunction posted:And then you can move on to a new set of people and tell them how everyone always abandons you and you have no idea why. I call this The Migration. variety is the spice of life 
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This Is the Zodiac posted:The buds of the cannabis plant are rich in a compound called tetrahydrocannabinol. When the buds are heated and inhaled, all of your neuroses gradually melt away and you discover what it feels like to actually enjoy being alive. After ten years of habitual smoking I eventually accepted that weed makes all the neuroses much worse
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Hell Yeah posted:stop jacking off for like two weeks. then when you bust it's like a quart. nice This, but jack off frequently, at least once a day or more, that way you get to cum a lot. When you desire a bigger than normal load, just focus on your favorite fetish while tugging.
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Ralph Hurley posted:Put a key ring through the hole in the zipper of all your pants. Hook it over the button fly when you zip up your pants. No one will ever say hey moron your fly is down again. You’re welcome. Also good for when a zipper tag falls off, never to be found.
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If you hate yourself and confine in a self inflicted solitary confinement for the rest of your life, you won't give anyone a chance to hate you or think you're a weird loser
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instead of memorizing the number of steps on each flight of stairs you take, just remember if it's even or odd to know if you should start on 1 or 2
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Just remember that if you turn in a complete circle, you did not end up in the same place you started. You gotta turn the opposite way afterwards to return to your home reality.
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Mar 19, 2022 17:59
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just don't leave the house anymore haha
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The Bramble posted:While in a public conversation with your romantic partner and others, make persistent yet pointed remarks that undercut your partner's credibility and pride in their own accomplishments. That way, when they inevitably embarrass you by talking about their interests and lives, the other people in the group will dismiss their words and not associate your partner's glaring flaws and foibles as a reflection of you. man this post just put so much of my past experiences into context that i can never unsee
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When you're shutting down the laboratory for the weekend make sure to take a picture of the primary instrumentation control panels so you can be sure that they're really fully powered down.
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AKZ posted:When you're shutting down the laboratory for the weekend make sure to take a picture of the primary instrumentation control panels so you can be sure that they're really fully powered down. Holy poo poo that's brilliant.
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its OK to cancel plans and decline invitations to social events. they all think you're weird and probably hate you anyway. plus now you have more time to play Elden Ring™
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Just don't sleep ever. Someone is always going to be calling and relying on you. Just give up on everything you like until you're so burnt out you have to be institutionalized. The shadow people can't do it on their own.
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