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ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

If you’re even pretty sure you are conscious, avoid all fantasy behaviors (like taking revenge on the maskless thought stealers at CostCo. Or weird sex stuff). This is a good way to avoid having a tazer/club/gun wielding cop or outraged loved one confirm that the current set of images you’re watching is the “real” one, including pain and consequences. Best to play it safe. :)

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Whatever it is, don't. Don't.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Just like with used motor oil you can recycle your cum at the auto parts store.

They won't take cum jars, so be sure to transfer it to a plastic container.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Eat your cheetos, pirate booty, etc with chopsticks if you don’t want cheese powder on your keyboard, mouse or touch screen

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
if you hear any laughing in public, it's aimed at you and you need to retaliate with extreme violence

doesn't matter how old or young or frail they are, your honor must be defended at all times and above all else

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ThePopeOfFun posted:

If you’re even pretty sure you are conscious, avoid all fantasy behaviors (like taking revenge on the maskless thought stealers at CostCo. Or weird sex stuff). This is a good way to avoid having a tazer/club/gun wielding cop or outraged loved one confirm that the current set of images you’re watching is the “real” one, including pain and consequences. Best to play it safe. :)

I am awake dickhead

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I am awake dickhead

It’s good to be able to tell one way or the other.

naem
May 29, 2011

realize that you’re not like, the center of the universe or the protagonist in a story and that you’re doing fine and maybe make small incremental positive choices in life over time, and think about other people and how they experience stress in life too and that you’re not alone, ultimately we’re all going through this thing called life

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

drat that's deep as gently caress!

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