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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Hell Yeah posted:

stop jacking off for like two weeks. then when you bust it's like a quart. nice

This, but jack off frequently, at least once a day or more, that way you get to cum a lot. When you desire a bigger than normal load, just focus on your favorite fetish while tugging.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Ralph Hurley posted:

Put a key ring through the hole in the zipper of all your pants. Hook it over the button fly when you zip up your pants. No one will ever say hey moron your fly is down again. You’re welcome.

Also good for when a zipper tag falls off, never to be found.

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