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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

The buds of the cannabis plant are rich in a compound called tetrahydrocannabinol. When the buds are heated and inhaled, all of your neuroses gradually melt away and you discover what it feels like to actually enjoy being alive.

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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

AKZ posted:

Just budget time into your morning routine to check each of your door locks three times and look at each kitchen appliance and say "off" to verify that it is in fact off.
One day, when you have a spouse, they'll be able to help you by repeating the word "off" after you look at each appliance and say "off" so that later when you forget whether or not you said "off" about a particular appliance, you can call your spouse to confirm instead of driving all the way home.

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Any time you eat a food that might have, at one time in the past, made you sick, make sure to actively monitor yourself for any signs of stomach upset for at least one full day afterward.

Don't eat again until the monitoring is complete, so as not to introduce confounding variables into your data.

This Is the Zodiac fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Mar 18, 2022

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