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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

While in a public conversation with your romantic partner and others, make persistent yet pointed remarks that undercut your partner's credibility and pride in their own accomplishments. That way, when they inevitably embarrass you by talking about their interests and lives, the other people in the group will dismiss their words and not associate your partner's glaring flaws and foibles as a reflection of you.

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The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Buy multiple wedges of the same kinds of cheese and when a party guest uses the brie knife on the camembert you can simply throw the contaminated camembert in the trash and replace it with a fresh, clean wedge from your refrigerator without interrupting the party.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Dedicate a crisper drawer solely to pickles of all different brands and cut styles. That way you can always have the exact right kind of pickle given any combination of weather, time of day, and sodium levels.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

If the numbers on either side of the bar codes middle divider don't add up to the same number, it's ok to move numbers from one side to the other until they do. Don't throw out the product until you've done this.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

If the total amount owed at the gas pump isn't a round number and no more can go in your tank, it's ok to just pump a little onto the ground.

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