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All students must produce a stool sample by 3Pm this Friday or something like that And he'd be arrested shortly after and so forth.
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All students must now die
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Mar 18, 2022 16:11
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Dean of Poomore College i think this is it this is apex comedy cannot be topped Time to eat dust
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Mar 18, 2022 16:14
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We will be going room to room and visiting death upon the students in 30 minutes
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Mar 18, 2022 16:15
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:We will be going room to room and visiting death upon the students in 30 minutes More just running down the halls screaming "DIE DIE DIE!" over and over and killing anyone they meet.
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Mar 18, 2022 16:19
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Attention students. Dean, here. Lol if you don’t eat rear end.
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Mar 18, 2022 16:21
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All students must poo poo on a glass table while im under it. Its 90% of your grade
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Mar 18, 2022 16:23
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Greg of Doom posted:All students must produce a stool sample by 3Pm this Friday 
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Mar 18, 2022 16:23
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I decided to attend Poomore because of it's world-renowned film program. not sure where all this poo poo stuff is coming from.
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Mar 18, 2022 16:25
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Today at 3PM, the Poomore Police Department raided the house of Dean Stanky Blowjob-McFartass based on a tip that he was personally hoarding stool samples in his basement. Nearly 15,000 stool samples from over 8,000 current and former students of Poomore Colledge were recovered. Dean Blowjob-McFartass is currently being held without bail.
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Mar 18, 2022 16:26
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Every time i see it I just lose it
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Mar 18, 2022 16:28
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Honor thy farter
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Mar 18, 2022 17:05
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Like you’re just hiking in the forest one day and there’s those stacked rock hippy trail markers, but then there’s also stacked turds and you think “well the turds are more me I guess” so you follow the poop trail and wow at the end of it is poomore college and there’s the dean taking a huge poo poo on the faculties lawn and man do you have to poo poo TOO after that hike but you DONT WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE so you just FAKE IT FOR A SEMESTER AND GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS so you can TAKE A poo poo WITH THE DEAN ON THE FACULTIES LAWN, no wipe high five. 
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Mar 18, 2022 17:12
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The students are dead now the dean will end himself
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Mar 18, 2022 17:15
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I AM THE GREAT AND MIGHTY POO!
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Mar 18, 2022 17:15
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Plane is crashing Hostess: Is there a doctor on the plane?? Dean of Poormore College: No, but, I'm a dean? Plane crashes faster
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Mar 18, 2022 17:16
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Who's ready to watch our team beat the pants off those assholes at Pissington U next week??
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Mar 18, 2022 17:26
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John Mcafee Memorial Theater
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Mar 18, 2022 17:29
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I'd like to kiss more children But i'm a moderator and its 2022 and all And Dean of Poomore College Cant forget that.
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Mar 18, 2022 17:31
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it stink like poo poo in here
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Mar 18, 2022 18:29
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The Dover Boys at Poomore College
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Mar 18, 2022 18:35
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The Dean of Poomore College joke is the best joke in the last 35 years. - Me.
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Mar 18, 2022 18:45
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I don't know if he'd say that OP, but he'd probably spell college right in his thread title
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Mar 18, 2022 18:55
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Cody I've had it up to here with your poo poo this year! And that's why I'm nominating you for valedictorian. Congratulations.
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Mar 18, 2022 18:58
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I don't know if he'd say that OP, but he'd probably spell college right in his thread title I dont see your degree in that post hanging on a wall
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Mar 18, 2022 19:00
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Eat more fibre.
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Mar 18, 2022 19:20
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This week only all orders of oatmeal at the cafe will include a free Metamucil shot.
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Mar 18, 2022 20:26
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The Dean has this piped into the school intercom system. it plays whenever he enters and exits a room. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C06jAb-e_iU
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Mar 18, 2022 20:30
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The dean has added a new course to the Cinematography program that does nothing but analyze the diahhreah scene from Dumb and Dumber.
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Mar 18, 2022 20:37
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what should i do... hmm i know im gonna poo some more
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Mar 18, 2022 21:22
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a big bowl of pooridge to get the day started!!!
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Mar 18, 2022 21:23
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that's it! those alpha gamma roustabouts are now on DOUBLE SECRET POOBATION!
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Mar 18, 2022 21:27
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Bidet Repair 100 is a piece of cake. Bidet Repair 200 is where poo poo gets tough.
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Mar 19, 2022 07:12
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i tried to get into Poomore but had to settle for Brown
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Mar 19, 2022 07:40
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if it's the funniest thing, why ask for elaboration? what more is there to say than "Dean of Poomore College"
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Mar 19, 2022 09:08
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I’m sorry Caleb, but you’re just not a Poomore man like your father was.
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Mar 20, 2022 02:23
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You don't have to poo poo on this glass table to succeed here but it helps
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Mar 20, 2022 02:25
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It is the greatest honor for a student to be devoured by the sacred pigs of Poomore and become poo themselves.
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Mar 20, 2022 02:27
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Animal-Mother posted:i tried to get into Poomore but had to settle for Brown lol
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Every graduate floats to success down here, at poomore collegiate
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