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Teeth suck. You gotta brush them all the time and they fall out and they're horrible. Toothaches! They're the worst. And everyone loving hates dentists. I think it's about time we, as a species, evolved past teeth. Anyone got any ideas for cool new things we could put in our mouths instead? Like fire? Or razorblades? Or maybe just like, acid? Maybe we should take out the middleman and put stomach acid in our mouths. I'm already halfway there with my acid reflux, I think I could evolve if I tried hard enough and ate enough tomato products |
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*in a thundering voice coming down from the heavens* "no" |
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Mar 18, 2022 20:10
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i flunked out posted:*in a thundering voice coming down from the heavens* yeah i'm with god on this one |
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Mar 18, 2022 20:27
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sad vampire: “I want to suck your blood…but I can’t” 
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Mar 18, 2022 21:34
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VANISHER
HEATHER PAPPS
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i’m actually gonna side with tiny myers on this one. i just had to have my wisdom tooth extracted and the whole experience was just awful, front to back. therefore I am humbly suggesting the following alternatives: -lamprey mouth -multiple tongue-like appendages that work together like crushers -things that look like teeth but are actually 32 little ceramic ovens that work together to incinerate any food matter -void
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Mar 18, 2022 21:55
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:sad vampire: “I want to suck your blood…but I can’t” ah ah ah ah awwwuhhhhhhhh \ 
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Mar 18, 2022 22:00
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Percy Teatwillow posted:-lamprey mouth Lamprey have teeth |
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Mar 18, 2022 22:01
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"Teeth" by Spike Milligan
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Mar 18, 2022 22:40
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teeth are kind of unusual in the body because they cant repair themselves, like bones or muscleswill kind of regrow and heal themselves but teeth just get continually slightly worse. anyway i think we should just attach blenders to our mouths
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Mar 18, 2022 23:47
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:
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Mar 18, 2022 23:48
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:teeth are kind of unusual in the body because they cant repair themselves, like bones or muscleswill kind of regrow and heal themselves but teeth just get continually slightly worse. counterpoint: teeth can easily be replaced. imagine a set of stainless steel chompers |
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Mar 18, 2022 23:51
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i would like tiny myers to rebuild me in their perfect image
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Mar 19, 2022 00:07
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Tiny Myers doesn't go far enough. The entire human body is trash, we need to scrap the whole thing and start back at square one. |
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Mar 19, 2022 01:53
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nut posted:i would like tiny myers to rebuild me in their perfect image zero teeth and ten thousand fingers
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Mar 19, 2022 01:53
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:teeth are kind of unusual in the body because they cant repair themselves, like bones or muscleswill kind of regrow and heal themselves but teeth just get continually slightly worse. did they lie to me about xylitol?!?
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Mar 19, 2022 01:54
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nut posted:i would like tiny myers to rebuild me in their perfect image  rear end-penny posted:Tiny Myers doesn't go far enough. The entire human body is trash, we need to scrap the whole thing and start back at square one.
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Mar 19, 2022 05:43
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spiders and many insects got rid of teeth and just do the crunching part of eating on the outside, sometimes supported by spewing acid, too. That reduces the mouth to a simple maw that just sucks in stuff and you never hear them complain about dentists what I'm saying is, we should replace our teeth with very tiny myers that slash through everything that enters
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Mar 19, 2022 07:34
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I'll keep my smilebones, thanks! I love going to the dentist! |
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Mar 19, 2022 08:16
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instead of teeth, there are 32 miniature versions of yourself who each have 32 miniature versions of themselves for teeth, and each of those . . . |
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Mar 19, 2022 10:40
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I vote for beaks. |
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Mar 19, 2022 13:42
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What's wrong with crushing our food with our eyeballs like a frog? |
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Mar 19, 2022 17:16
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:What's wrong with crushing our food with our eyeballs like a frog? wait, frogs do that?? |
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Mar 19, 2022 17:17
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Viginti Septem posted:I vote for beaks. |
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Mar 19, 2022 20:13
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Wanna insert my proboscis into a burg, drain its fluids, and leave behind a shriveled gray husk with a couple of sesame seeds still stuck on it |
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Mar 19, 2022 23:43
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i think we should add more teeth, op |
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Mar 20, 2022 01:08
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 Teeth? No teeth!
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Mar 20, 2022 09:42
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You can have a radula, but you have to roll the 'r' when you say it. |
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Mar 20, 2022 13:15
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Viginti Septem posted:I vote for beaks. I refuse to swallow rocks to be able to break down the food in my stomach. |
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Mar 20, 2022 14:40
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Escape From Noise posted:I refuse to swallow rocks to be able to break down the food in my stomach. But that's the fun part! |
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Mar 21, 2022 02:39
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Escape From Noise posted:I refuse to swallow rocks to be able to break down the food in my stomach. How Dare You |
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Mar 21, 2022 03:05
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As quickly as I eat I enjoy the flavor of food. Also, is this a move by management to move to cloacas so we spend less company time on the toilet? |
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