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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮


What are the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup and/or Canadian Championship?
These two competitions are the tournaments to determine the best club, regardless of level of play, in their respective country. What this really means is any team, regardless of how good they are, can win a trophy.

What's so important about these competitions?
Other than the trophy, the winners of these competitions get access to the CONCACAF Champions League, where they will proceed to lose to a Mexican team in increasingly depressing fashion.

Who gets to play?
All professional teams are eligible for the competitions unless they are a reserve squad (I'm looking at you, los Dos); amateur and semi-pro teams must qualify in their respective leagues and competitions.

How do the competitions work?
Both competitions are single-leg knockout competitions. The U.S. Open Cup features 103 clubs, while this year's Canadian Championship features 13 clubs. They'll also determine the Canadian Champion for 2020 in a single match in June, because dammit we need a name on the trophy!

The U.S. Open Cup's competition is staggered by the quality of team:
First Round (USL League Two, NPSL, and other assorted amateur clubs enter)
Second Round (USL Championship, USL League One, NISA, and MLS Next Pro clubs enter)
Third Round (most MLS clubs enter)
Fourth Round (MLS clubs playing in Champions League and four others enter)
Then the Round of 16 onwards

For the Canadian Championship, Toronto, Montreal, and Pacific get byes to the quarterfinals while the other ten clubs play in a preliminary round. The U.S. Open Cup is usually bracketed by geography, and draws happen every two rounds. The Canadian Championship's fixtures have all been set already.

Where can I watch these games?
The Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup is exclusivly on ESPN+, while OneSoccer hosts the Canadian Championship.

When does this start?
Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup: March 22
2022 Canadian Championship: May 10
2020 Canadian Championship: June 4

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Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


I'm going to bet heavily on Valour FC knocking out the Whitecaps.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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It starts tonight!

https://twitter.com/opencup/status/1505912561799155712

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Mar 22, 2022

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
oh god, I could genuinely drive to one of those matches.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

karmicknight posted:

oh god, I could genuinely drive to one of those matches.

DO IT. Maybe you’ll see a hashtag Cupset!

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I'm watching the Hartford / Oyster Bay game, and this ref missed a red and a penalty so far, and we're not even 30 minutes in. Too bad no VAR, but I can completely understand why in these first round matchups.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


F.C. Motown

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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It’s coming down in Hattiesburg.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

D'Feeters Kicks Soccer Club is the best Open Cup team name.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


"The Villages FC" lmaooooooooooooooo

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The Denton Diablos losing right out the gate is a giant turd in my punchbowl.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Doctor Teeth posted:

"The Villages FC" lmaooooooooooooooo

*insert retirement league joke here*

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
shouts out to Cleveland SC.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

The ref in Denton / D'Feeter was so bad. There were a couple of handballs that should have been called, but none were as bad as this one.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
watching Ocean City Nor Easters v Landsdowne Bhoys FC on an insane pitch with markings for like ten (10) different sports

extra time :getin:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
this has gone to one of the worst penalty shootouts I’ve ever seen

tbf all the multi colored lines, the American football uprights, and the driving rain aren’t helping

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
lmao the last shot bounced off the bottom of the handegg bar onto the roof of the goal

the bhoys did it

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Round One results:

Motown 2-3 (a.e.t.) West Chester United
Cleveland 2-1 (a.e.t.) Chicago FC United
Hartford City 0-3 Oyster Bay United
The Villages 6-0 Orlando FC Wolves
Denton Diablos 2-3 D'Feeters Kicks
Southern States 3-1 Georgia Revolution
San Fernando Valley 6-2 Escondido
Lynchburg 1-1 Northern Virginia (currently suspended in the 79th minute due to weather)
Ocean City Nor'easters 1-1 (a.e.t.) Lansdowne Yonkers (Lansdowne Yonkers advances on PKs)
South Carolina United 1-3 (a.e.t.) North Carolina Fusion U23
Miami United 3-1 City Soccer
Western Mass Pioneers 2-0 Brockton FC United
Des Moines Menace 4-2 Minneapolis City
Tulsa Athletic 3-0 Azteca
Portland Timbers U23 2-1 Contra Costa
Las Vegas Legends 3-2 Park City Red Wolves

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Mar 24, 2022

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Edward Mass posted:

Round One results:

Portland Timbers 2-1 Contra Costa

Portland Timbers U23, not the senior team

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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https://twitter.com/usopencup/status/1507073723622428677

:siren: controversy :siren:

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


paddyboat posted:

the bhoys did it

congrats

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://twitter.com/opencup/status/1508161858875838464

Winner plays Richmond a week later. Also, Motown and West Chester United will replay their match on April 1, as the appeal went through.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Doctor Teeth posted:

"The Villages FC" lmaooooooooooooooo

Suburban Pool Boys & Lawn Care Specialists FC.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Do over Ham posted:

Suburban Pool Boys & Lawn Care Specialists FC.

Because only the hired help is young enough and fit enough to play associate football at a competitive level; Village Boomers too busy driving around drunk on their golf carts and wife swapping to play and aren't allowed to have their children or younger relatives live in the community, so by dint of deductive logic, this The Villages team must be the hired help. This is my completely uninformed theory.

Whenever I see The Villages referenced I get nostalgic flashbacks from The Prisoner TV series.

The Villages coming to Al Lang in next round to play the Rowdies.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
In the replay, Motown beat West Chester United on a 90' goal. NOW we're done with Round 1.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The Second Round starts tonight:

APRIL 5
Charlotte Independence vs. North Carolina Fusion U23
Pittsburgh Riverhounds vs. Maryland Bobcats
Indy Eleven vs. St. Louis City SC 2
Detroit City vs. Michigan Stars
Tampa Bay Rowdies vs. the Villages
Union Omaha vs. Des Moines Menace
Tulsa vs. Tulsa Athletic
San Antonio vs. D'Feeters Kicks
New Mexico United vs. Las Vegas Legends
Central Valley Fuego vs. El Paso Locomotive
Orange County vs. Los Angeles Force

APRIL 6
Motown vs. Syracuse Pulse
Charleston Battery vs. South Georgia Tormenta
Miami vs. Miami United
North Carolina vs. Rio Grande Valley FC Toros
Western Mass Pioneers vs. Flower City Union
Louisville City vs. Chattanooga Red Wolves
Northern Virginia vs. Richmond Kickers
Forward Madison vs. Cleveland
Colorado Springs Switchbacks vs. Northern Colorado Hailstorm
Tucson vs. Las Vegas Lights
Phoenix Rising vs. Valley United
Albion San Diego vs. San Diego Loyal
Bay Cities vs. Monterey Bay

APRIL 7
Chattanooga vs. Memphis 901
Greenville Triumph vs. Oakland Roots
Hartford Athletic vs. Oyster Bay United
Rochester New York vs. Lansdowne Yonkers
Birmingham Legion vs. Southern States
California United Strikers vs. San Fernando Valley
Sacramento Republic vs. Portland Timbers U23s

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Rowdies defeat Village people.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Draw for the third round of the USOC about to take place:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6jmadqUzmA

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And the results:

Northeast
New York Red Bulls @ Hartford Atlantic
DC United @ Flower City Union
FC Motown @ Rochester

Piedmont
Charlotte FC @ Greenville Triumph
North Carolina Fusion U23 @ Richmond Kickers

Central
Columbus Crew @ Detroit City FC (which means I get to see Gyasi Zardes' terrible first touch in person)
Pittsburgh Riverhounds @ FC Cincinnati

North
Union Omaha @ Chicago Fire
St Louis City 2 @ Louisville City
Minnesota United @ Forward Madison

Mountain
New Mexico United @ Phoenix Rising
Northern Colorado Hailstorm @ Real Salt Lake

Northern California
Bay Cities FC @ San Jose Earthquakes
Central Valley Fuego @ Sacramento Republic

Southern California
California United Strikers @ FC Tucson (Tucson is very much in Arizona, but they lost a coinflip with Phoenix as to who would be put into this region)
San Diego Loyal @ LA Galaxy (Landon Donovan homecoming)
Orange County SC @ LAFC

Texas
Rio Grande Valley Toros @ Houston Dynamo (Wilmer Cabrera homecoming)
Austin FC @ San Antonio FC
FC Tulsa @ FC Dallas

Southeast
Chattanooga United @ Atlanta United
South Georgia Tormenta @ Birmingham Legion

Florida
Inter Miami @ Miami FC
Tampa Bay Rowdies @ Orlando City

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Apr 8, 2022

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
I cannot wait to tell Gyasi Zardes exactly how much he sucks for a full 90 minutes

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Dare I travel to San Antonio?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
back in the day St. Louis-Louisville was a derby :corsair:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Third Round starts today.

APRIL 19
Miami vs. Inter Miami
Flower City Union vs. D.C. United
Detroit City vs. Columbus Crew
Cincinnati vs. Pittsburgh Riverhounds
Birmingham Legion vs. South Georgia Tormenta
Chicago Fire vs. Union Omaha
Dallas vs. Tulsa
Houston Dynamo vs. Rio Grande Valley
Tuscon vs. California United Strikers
San Jose Earthquakes vs. Bay Cities
Los Angeles Galaxy vs. San Diego Loyal

APRIL 20
Rochester New York vs. Motown
Richmond Kickers vs. North Carolina Fusion U23
Hartford Athletic vs. Red Bull New York
Orlando City vs. Tampa Bay Rowdies
Greenville Triumph vs. Charlotte
Forward Madison vs. Minnesota United
Atlanta United vs. Chattanooga
Louisville City vs. St. Louis City SC 2
San Antonio vs. Austin
Real Salt Lake vs. Northern Colorado Hailstorm
Phoenix Rising vs. New Mexico United
Sacramento Republic vs. Central Valley Fuego
Los Angeles vs. Orange County

Reek
Nov 3, 2002

every.fucking.year.
I, for one, am excited for Austin FC's first ever Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup run

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Reek posted:

I, for one, am excited for Austin FC's first ever Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup run

:hfive: We need to meet up somewhere that gets the match (I decided against going to San Antonio).

Reek
Nov 3, 2002

every.fucking.year.

Edward Mass posted:

:hfive: We need to meet up somewhere that gets the match (I decided against going to San Antonio).

Sadly I am stuck in Denton for a couple more months but I still have my season ticket so I'll start coming to games again after I finish school over the summer

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

I think Motown are the last amateur club in it? If so, let's loving go Motown, even if you're not from the actual Motown.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
My body is ready to poo poo talk Columbus (until they bury us into the ground)

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
chicago are playing the kids in the spirit of The Cup

they’re dirty as hell lmao

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Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

whypick1 posted:

My body is ready to poo poo talk Columbus (until they bury us into the ground)

City has had a few great chances and either took one too many touches or a real speculative shot. Outside of the first ten minutes, they’ve looked like the better team. High hopes for the second half!

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