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TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

Aggro posted:

City has had a few great chances and either took one too many touches or a real speculative shot. Outside of the first ten minutes, they’ve looked like the better team. High hopes for the second half!

Gutted I couldn’t make it to this match. Screaming from my couch well enough though!

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Aggro posted:

City has had a few great chances and either took one too many touches or a real speculative shot. Outside of the first ten minutes, they’ve looked like the better team. High hopes for the second half!

I'm hoping they actually get something on frame for a change instead of leaving the stadium entirely.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
WHAT A HEADER

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

TraderStav posted:

WHAT A HEADER

Hoppenot’s move to get around his defender and make that cross was goddamn world class. Great fuckin goal

Aggro fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Apr 20, 2022

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
rip flower city union, we never even had a chance to find out where flower city is

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Aggro posted:

Hopinoe’s

Are you trying to 'ship Antoine Hoppenot with Megan Rapinoe, because I got bad news for you buddy...

Great loving cross and header though

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
DCFC on top of Crew with 1' before Stoppage. LETS GO

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

whypick1 posted:

Are you trying to 'ship Antoine Hoppenot with Megan Rapinoe, because I got bad news for you buddy...

Great loving cross and header though

I think I maybe invented a new fast food chain?

Great win. gently caress Ohio.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:laffo: Columbus

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Detroit really did fancy a row.

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down


Nice ASL

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Chicago is next, Omaha just scored a golazo.

Also i found this:

https://twitter.com/leoncaleb/status/1516591437323939840?s=21&t=cYeN_QrL4Y4DKkMoVPBFEQ

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Omaha should really be in USL Championship, they’re good.

Chicago penalty at 116’
Omaha ties it at 122’

hail satan

shootout update edit: Micky Mouse Cup

paddyboat fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Apr 20, 2022

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
https://twitter.com/saltcityfc/status/1516847415935913984

That's pretty cool.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Seems like a fun way to spend an evening so let's go SAFC

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Austin seem a little flustered thus far

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
There's a guy here in an Austin FC Jersey #76 with the name Wooderson on it

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
FINALLY we get a non-unlucky s.o.g.!!!!!

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
imma lose two penalty shootouts in two nights :hb:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
crisis averted, sign of champions

Kings of the Kings Cup :dukedog:

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
A spicy late goal from SAFC. Do we replay in Austin if this ties or go to extra time?

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Dear lord a double flop lmao

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
this SA goalie is having a worldie

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Turns out the answer is extra time and SA won after a quite incredible save at the end

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Imagine being an MLS team and losing at home to a Division III side. Just imagine.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

Imagine being an MLS team and losing at home to a Division III side. Just imagine.

And now imagine losing at home to an amateur club.

Reek
Nov 3, 2002

every.fucking.year.
open cup is dumb anyway

Reek
Nov 3, 2002

every.fucking.year.

fast cars loose anus posted:

Dear lord a double flop lmao

https://twitter.com/minter/status/1516975286742564864?s=20&t=9BeJvyVHND_MO44En7CXPQ

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Yeah I was on the corner across the field from that and I and everyone around me was dying

Fegundez got booed every single time he touched the ball after that

e: here is how the game basically ended, there was maybe 10 seconds of action after this

https://twitter.com/worldsoccertalk/status/1517122989405478913

fast cars loose anus fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Apr 21, 2022

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Round of 32 Draw:

Northern Atlantic
Rochester @ NYCFC
NY Red Bulls @ DC United

South
Atlanta United @ Nashville
Charlotte @ Richmond Kickers

Eastern
FC Cincinnati @ New England Revolution
Louisville City @ Detroit City

North Central
Northern Colorado @ Union Omaha
Colorado Rapids @ Minnesota United

Northern Pacific
Phoenix Rising @ Sacramento Republic
San Jose Earthquakes @ Seattle Sounders

Southern Pacific
Portland Timbers @ LAFC
LA Galaxy @ California United

South Central
San Antonio @ Houston Dynamo
FC Dallas @ Sporting KC

Southern Atlantic
Philadelphia Union @ Orlando City
South Georgia Tormenta @ Inter Miami

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Apr 21, 2022

Reek
Nov 3, 2002

every.fucking.year.
The club channeled all their rage at being passed over for Austin into a good win. Congrats to you on your cupset.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
I'm not really trying to start poo poo just enjoying the game I went to. I lived in Austin for over 25 years and would probably be one of the MLS teams' big fans if I hadn't moved during their first year.

But this was a lot of fun.

Reek
Nov 3, 2002

every.fucking.year.
Hey no worries, I was being sincere saying congrats and just joking around. I've been an away fan in that stadium with the old aztex and look forward to future away days where I can eat tacos and go to six flags and maybe not get embarrassed on the pitch in the future 😄

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

Northern Pacific
Phoenix Rising

Someone in us soccer is really bad at geography.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

Reek posted:

Hey no worries, I was being sincere saying congrats and just joking around. I've been an away fan in that stadium with the old aztex and look forward to future away days where I can eat tacos and go to six flags and maybe not get embarrassed on the pitch in the future 😄

Sounds good to me lol, thanks

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

Northern Pacific
Phoenix Rising @ Sacramento Republic
San Jose Earthquakes @ Seattle Sounders

Southern Pacific
Portland Timbers @ LAFC
LA Galaxy @ California United

The more I look at this, the more I wonder what the hell they were thinking. Swap Portland and Phoenix and it makes perfect sense, but right now it's just stupid. I mean, I like it because it means one of Chivas USA or Portland will be eliminated this round, but it's still a weird layout.

Also, I wish this tournament had a fixed bracket instead of the constant regrouping and draws.

Also also, I wish that lower division teams would get right of first refusal for hosting, along with the full proceeds from the gate if they sell any tickets. Right now US Soccer requires them to pay $6k to host the third round, rising up to $250k to host the final, along with a cut of all revenue above $100k. Those hosting fees should be waived for lower division teams, because otherwise only the wealthy lower division ones can even think about hosting.

Shemp The Mighty
Sep 16, 2004

Semper Ubi, Sub Ubi
I was at the Kickers v NC Fusion game and it was a hotly contested game, especially since all of the Fusion players were basically children. There were multiple 18 year olds and even a 16 year old, and they looked sharp. They took the Kickers to extra time and it is only because of pure exhaustion and a lucky goal in the 118th minute that the match didn't go to PK's. I hope Richmond gets their act together . They looked shambolic.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


:canada:ROUND ONE OF THE CANADIAN CHAMPIONSHIP WE REALLY NEED TO CALL THE TOURNAMENT VOYAGEURS CUP AGAIN:canada:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The Fourth Round starts tonight:

MAY 10
Orlando City vs. Philadelphia Union
D.C. United vs. Red Bull New York
Detroit City vs. Louisville City
Inter Miami vs. South Georgia Tormenta
Sporting Kansas City vs. Dallas
Los Angeles vs. Portland Timbers

MAY 11
Richmond Kickers vs. Charlotte
Union Omaha vs. Northern Colorado Hailstorm
New York City vs. Rochester New York
New England Revolution vs. Cincinnati
Nashville vs. Atlanta United
Minnesota United vs. Colorado Rapids
Houston Dynamo vs. San Antonio
Seattle Sounders vs. San Jose Earthquakes
Sacramento Republic vs. Phoenix Rising
California United Strikers vs. Los Angeles Galaxy

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Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



DC is gonna have a terrible MLS year so this can only mean were gonna win the open cup.

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