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I want the hell out. Well, I better go clean that bathroom.
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Let's post sentences no one has ever said with a smile on their face
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Mar 19, 2022 02:15
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TheSpamalope posted:Let's post sentences no one has ever said with a smile on their face lol
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Mar 19, 2022 02:28
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I think it would be more fun to post sentences that people almost never say without a smile on their face, like "it's party time" or "you have no idea" or even "psyche"
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Mar 19, 2022 02:30
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How about sentences that no one’s had ever said. Ever. The Burger King is just a smegma demon sent from Egypt to push anticircumcision conspiracies.
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Mar 19, 2022 02:37
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Devils Affricate posted:it's party time
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Mar 19, 2022 02:40
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guess i'll check out teriyaki hairpiece's new thread
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Mar 19, 2022 02:42
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:The Burger King is just a smegma demon sent from Egypt to push anticircumcision conspiracies. Been saying this
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Mar 19, 2022 02:45
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what do you mean my refund is actually 'owing'.
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Mar 19, 2022 02:51
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Xaintrailles posted:Been saying this You’re like the kid who says Ernie Hudson is is favorite Ghostbuster. He’s either lying, or his dad has a shitload of stock in Car Shield™️
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Mar 19, 2022 02:52
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*Scrolling down a thread, reads post before looking at username.* "Ah, it's a Nooner post."
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Mar 19, 2022 03:28
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“Sorry, you just look so good, and it’s been a long time, and I just got excited…” “It’s okay, it happens to a lot of guys.”
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Mar 19, 2022 03:29
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I want the hell out. the hell out of what?
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Mar 19, 2022 03:30
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it looks like i need surgery on my balls.
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Mar 19, 2022 03:37
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Tldr
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Mar 19, 2022 03:39
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aaugh i'm burning alive in horrible pain! yet even though smiling is the - aarrrrgh!!!! - furthest thing from my mind right now, the flames are charring maaAARARRRGHGGHGG my face into cruel rictus of a smile, much like aAARRHGHHGHHHRHG that of a skeleton!!!!
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Mar 19, 2022 04:12
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White, with grape jelly.
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Mar 19, 2022 04:17
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"Sure, I'll go on a date with you, Nat."
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Mar 19, 2022 04:38
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Baby shoes for sale -- never worn except by the baby, who is now dead so it doesnt need the shoes anymore and besides babies cant walk, duh.
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Mar 19, 2022 05:01
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAkZgmqlJGc
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Mar 19, 2022 05:10
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Let’s watch Cars 2 again.
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Mar 19, 2022 06:00
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BananaNutkins posted:Baby shoes for sale -- never worn except by the baby, who is now dead so it doesnt need the shoes anymore and besides babies cant walk, duh. hemmingway never said the shoes were being sold second-hand, the fact that you jump to dead baby conclusions says a lot about you and your psyche
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Mar 19, 2022 06:42
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"i'm out of my parkinsons meds" not sure about this one, could go either way
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Mar 19, 2022 06:44
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Oh, No! Not the bees! Not the bees! Ahhhhhhh, they're in my eyes!
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Mar 19, 2022 06:56
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You have AIDS
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Mar 19, 2022 06:57
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Jelly posted:You have AIDS This is bugchasing erasure
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Mar 19, 2022 07:04
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just cause you chased the bug doesn't mean you don't have the bug 
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Mar 19, 2022 07:05
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Well, long story short - the dentist hit a nerve.
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Mar 19, 2022 08:22
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"It's not yours."
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Mar 19, 2022 17:46
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Well, Burger King is still open.
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Mar 19, 2022 18:20
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Honestly? I only like Doritos because of how they feel inside my urethra.
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Mar 19, 2022 18:28
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dang im really enjoying this breakcore mix, reminds me of the color of her hair
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Mar 19, 2022 18:37
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Shadow0 posted:Well, Burger King is still open. lmao
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Mar 19, 2022 19:35
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judges barely ever smile in court, op, it's considered highly unprofessional
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Mar 19, 2022 19:41
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I'm straight
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Mar 19, 2022 19:47
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The forums right now are great. Also, friend of the family. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 19, 2022 20:18
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syntaxfunction posted:"Sure, I'll go on a date with you, Nat." Are...are you Nat?
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Mar 19, 2022 20:20
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It's counter-intuitive but facial paralysis is great for giving oral sex. Your place or mine? 
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Mar 19, 2022 20:26
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flyingporcupine posted:The forums right now are great. Also, [REDACTED] deffo doing your part there chief haha 
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i am completely unfamiliar with prostate cumming
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