Let's post sentences no one has ever said with a smile on their face

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Let's post sentences no one has ever said with a smile on their face

Baby shoes for sale -- never worn except by the baby, who is now dead so it doesnt need the shoes anymore and besides babies cant walk, duh.

hemmingway never said the shoes were being sold second-hand, the fact that you jump to dead baby conclusions says a lot about you and your psyche

# ¿ Mar 19, 2022 06:42

# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:44

"i'm out of my parkinsons meds" not sure about this one, could go either way

# ¿ Mar 19, 2022 06:44

just cause you chased the bug doesn't mean you don't have the bug :confused:

# ¿ Mar 19, 2022 07:05

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