Let's post sentences no one has ever said with a smile on their face

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Let's post sentences no one has ever said with a smile on their face

MartingaleJack: Aug 26, 2004; I'll split you open and I don't even like coconuts.

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