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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
Prince is the best Serbian restaurant in Las Vegas hands down.

PRICE:
I ordered the Karađorđeva šnicla which was advertised on the menu as being $15.00 but I was in fact charged $17.00
I also asked for water as my drink, but I received a bottle of water which I was charged $2.00 for as well. European restaurants often pull this scam.

FOOD:
The plate came in 3 equally sized sections. To the left was fries. The middle the main meal which was an 8 inch long hog of fried breadcrumbs surrounding a thick slice of pork loin which wrapped a stuffing of different types of cheese. To the right was a side of cold coleslaw.

ATMOSPHERE:
The restaurant was in a sketchy looking part of downtown Las Vegas (away from tourism). Directly adjacent was a psychic reading parlour of some kind. I accidentally walked into it thinking it was the restaurant only to be staring down a dimly lit deep narrow room with a very tanned and wrinkled older lady staring me down welcoming me. I apologized and then stepped into the next door to the left.

It was a plain hole in the wall owned by an eastern european family. The restaurant itself was very clean and narrow. There was a bar full of old Eastern Europeans loudly laughing and drinking speaking Serbian to each other. In the only booth of the restaurant sat two children aged approximately 8-10 years old loudly laughing and talking to each other in Serbian sitting around a laptop computer playing loud weird techno music.

DECOR:
Decorations on the walls were sparse but the primary attraction was a mock up of the Last Supper painting but with caricatures of Putin and Trump in the center. Flanked by unidentified black american rappers and other celebrities.

EXPERIENCE:
As I sat down a beautiful lady came to bring me a menu and asked if I spoke Serbian. I do not. I gawked at the menu full of unreadable words for a few minutes before picking something basically at random. She didn't understand my butchered pronunciation so I had to point at the menu. She asked me if it was alright that my choice contained pork. I said yes that's fine; I'm not Bosnian ha ha ha.

The food was delicious and I cleaned my massive plate.


https://www.google.com/maps/place/P...NMjlYVTBGbkVBRQ

Methanar fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Mar 19, 2022

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Photo of the receipt but not the food jfc

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEt1rkq0Gw4

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Are there many Serbian restaurants in Las Vegas? It's not like it's Chicago.

Greg of Doom
Dec 22, 2021

by sebmojo
We had a terminally online pommy kid at work for a while who seemed like a bit of a fascist who would always be talking about Serbia and Serbians and "Slavs" for some reason.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_4sBgOzhEA

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Brother Tadger posted:

Photo of the receipt but not the food jfc

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Serbia is where they send political dissidents. Did you overhear any talk of overthrowing the czar, op? :agesilaus:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
How much did you tip OP?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Methanar posted:

8 inch long hog

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx_ARMHDMbE

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
what's the worst serbian restaurant in las vegas?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
There's only one serbian restaurant in Las Vegas

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


STABASS posted:

what's the worst serbian restaurant in las vegas?

Prince

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

STABASS posted:

what's the worst serbian restaurant in las vegas?

https://www.yelp.com/biz/cafe-derbi-las-vegas?osq=Serbian+Restaurant



why the long horse face of disgust?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Brother Tadger posted:

Photo of the receipt but not the food jfc

lmfao

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Who let serbians into Las Vegas?

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
https://www.google.ca/maps/place/BG...MHhJUVdoUlJSQUI

I'm thinking of trying this Armenian place's borscht, but they aren't LBGTQ+ friendly on google maps.

https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Pi...!4d-115.2793755

Hey there's a polish place too but it's in the middle of nowhere. $5.20 (another small immigrant-owned business hurt by democrat policy) gas is too expensive for me to drive over there sorry.

https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Fo...kxXUkRabVozRUFF

This weird spanish place also has borscht for some reason though. And its women owned. I'll try tomorrow for lunch. Can we get a thread title change to better reflect the broader topic of eastern european restaurant reviews of las vegas. TIA

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
always bet on borscht

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
The Croatian restaurant is better

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I'm still upset that they let serbians into Las Vegas

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
I dont know what borscht is

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Vampire Panties posted:

I dont know what borscht is

Spoilered for gore


Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Vampire Panties posted:

I dont know what borscht is

its some kind of mexican soup

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
Ah yes hamburger soup just like my slavic abuelita made

Neodymium
Jun 23, 2012
Cross-streets of Flamingo and Rainbow are neither sketchy nor downtown, OP

might have to visit some of these restaurants though

also

Brother Tadger posted:

Photo of the receipt but not the food jfc

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
a serbian receipt

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you know, a lot of serbian restaurants don't employ wait staff




they use a serb-yourself system

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Brother Tadger posted:

Photo of the receipt but not the food jfc

Lol goddamn it

Vitruvian Manic
Dec 5, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

Methanar posted:


FOOD:
The plate came in 3 equally sized sections. To the left was fries. The middle the main meal which was an 8 inch long hog of fried breadcrumbs surrounding a thick slice of pork loin which wrapped a stuffing of different types of cheese. To the right was a side of cold coleslaw.



Cold slaw is cold!

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Ultra Carp
Hvala na posti!

Vim Fuego fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Mar 21, 2022

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Mmm, tastes like Bosnian genocide

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


This was not the Serbian I'm used too OP.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Going to Vegas next week. I will eat here once I am done eating stripper rear end.

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Mozi posted:

why the long horse face of disgust?

pakywka jim

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