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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
Prince is the best Serbian restaurant in Las Vegas hands down.

PRICE:
I ordered the Karađorđeva šnicla which was advertised on the menu as being $15.00 but I was in fact charged $17.00
I also asked for water as my drink, but I received a bottle of water which I was charged $2.00 for as well. European restaurants often pull this scam.

FOOD:
The plate came in 3 equally sized sections. To the left was fries. The middle the main meal which was an 8 inch long hog of fried breadcrumbs surrounding a thick slice of pork loin which wrapped a stuffing of different types of cheese. To the right was a side of cold coleslaw.

ATMOSPHERE:
The restaurant was in a sketchy looking part of downtown Las Vegas (away from tourism). Directly adjacent was a psychic reading parlour of some kind. I accidentally walked into it thinking it was the restaurant only to be staring down a dimly lit deep narrow room with a very tanned and wrinkled older lady staring me down welcoming me. I apologized and then stepped into the next door to the left.

It was a plain hole in the wall owned by an eastern european family. The restaurant itself was very clean and narrow. There was a bar full of old Eastern Europeans loudly laughing and drinking speaking Serbian to each other. In the only booth of the restaurant sat two children aged approximately 8-10 years old loudly laughing and talking to each other in Serbian sitting around a laptop computer playing loud weird techno music.

DECOR:
Decorations on the walls were sparse but the primary attraction was a mock up of the Last Supper painting but with caricatures of Putin and Trump in the center. Flanked by unidentified black american rappers and other celebrities.

EXPERIENCE:
As I sat down a beautiful lady came to bring me a menu and asked if I spoke Serbian. I do not. I gawked at the menu full of unreadable words for a few minutes before picking something basically at random. She didn't understand my butchered pronunciation so I had to point at the menu. She asked me if it was alright that my choice contained pork. I said yes that's fine; I'm not Bosnian ha ha ha.

The food was delicious and I cleaned my massive plate.


https://www.google.com/maps/place/P...NMjlYVTBGbkVBRQ

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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
https://www.google.ca/maps/place/BG...MHhJUVdoUlJSQUI

I'm thinking of trying this Armenian place's borscht, but they aren't LBGTQ+ friendly on google maps.

https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Pi...!4d-115.2793755

Hey there's a polish place too but it's in the middle of nowhere. $5.20 (another small immigrant-owned business hurt by democrat policy) gas is too expensive for me to drive over there sorry.

https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Fo...kxXUkRabVozRUFF

This weird spanish place also has borscht for some reason though. And its women owned. I'll try tomorrow for lunch. Can we get a thread title change to better reflect the broader topic of eastern european restaurant reviews of las vegas. TIA

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