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The Walrus Cancer

If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
I don't know where it's coming from, I don't know how to make it stop, and I'm going insane, but every time that chorus hits, I just can't help but belt out the lyrics off key and slightly off beat, because I'm tone deaf and have no rhythm

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Archonet

it is time to boogie
Are we sharing a drink called loneliness?

The Walrus Cancer

If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
It's better than posting alone

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
May 12, 1861

Weather: biting winds, temperature 20 below freezing, sunshine.
Provisions: Dire.

As much as this portable Victrola brings the comforts of home to me, the last surviving member of a doomed arctic expedition, I do wish I hadn't tried to eat the other records for sustenance. I saved this one for last, my dearest Josephine, because it is the song that the brass band played on the night we pledged to be married. I pray that I may return to you with some portion of my manhood unfrozen.

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


continue to sing us a song, you're the sisyphean piano man

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

your friend sk posted:

continue to sing us a song, you're the sisyphean piano man
this is literally billy joel's life at this point


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Manifisto


It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sittin' next to me
Makin' love to
his wife
He's got his hands up on her shoulder
Lookin' so happy and content

He tells me "Son, I'm just happy tonight"
I looked at his face to see his smile
It seemed the saddest thing I ever saw
Just like a little boy who had his whole world laid before him

We were young in our youth
And we just didn't know the world would change
But then you got older and the world kept getting colder

And now I'm forty years old
I'm lookin' at the man who came into my life
The man that was my first love
And as the clock ticks on, my mind starts to stray

He tells me "Son, I'm just happy tonight"
I looked at his face to see his smile
It seemed the saddest thing I ever saw
Just like a little boy who had his whole world laid before him

I was thirty-one years old


ty nesamdoom!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


La lala diddy da
Lala diddy da, dadaaaa

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I'll never surrender, FBI! I've got earplugs! You're just pissing off the neighborhood!

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google THIS

I'm supposed to meet someone at 9:30 but it sounds like I still got time

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