Inject your favorite SA lore, ban reasons, etc. into mass media

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RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I believe that goon's SA username was something like Wojtek (or close to it... had like a Kodiak bear logo as an av?) I remember posting my "I used to compose music for a slot machine company" A/T thread, and he of all people talked about working for one of the competitors.

Later on, I read his post about the WoW thing and

Sorry for the non-photoshop post ITT, sometimes I interject just so people years later will have some sort of reference.

he was apparently ejected from the raid because the raid leader found out it was while his wife was giving birth

just... "wtf are you doing, go be with your wife?"

I don't know of any media I could photoshop that into unless I pull a teenage stepdad

# ? Mar 22, 2022 19:23

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:08

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

RFC2324 posted:

he was apparently ejected from the raid because the raid leader found out it was while his wife was giving birth

just... "wtf are you doing, go be with your wife?"

I don't know of any media I could photoshop that into unless I pull a teenage stepdad

One could Photoshop a box or ad for the latest WoW expansion. Raid-friendly childbirths.

Edit: I know poo poo about WoW, but there's a" The barrens" joke to be made.

# ? Mar 22, 2022 20:27

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

https://i.imgur.com/lYq6Suf.mp4

e. I can't find the find the original post, but here is one where the moron decides to get rid of the two golden retrievers he bought, kicked out of the house and then came looking for advice on how to get rid of them and then goons realize who it is and the dunking begins.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Mar 22, 2022

# ? Mar 22, 2022 20:42

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Kirk Vikernes posted:

https://i.imgur.com/lYq6Suf.mp4

lmfao

# ? Mar 22, 2022 20:56

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

SAY YOHO posted:

i almost lost it on a zoom call when i saw this glorious masterpiece.

# ? Mar 22, 2022 22:37

Yvershek: Nov 15, 2000; and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Kirk Vikernes posted:

https://i.imgur.com/lYq6Suf.mp4

Amazing.

This is now canon. The goon gamed away during a Tom Green delivery.

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Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

# ? Mar 23, 2022 00:08

Pokedad: Jan 27, 2005; I am a creepy cunt.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I've barely logged in for years and I was worried I wouldn't get any of the cool new kid jokes. I should have realised the classics never go out of style.

# ? Mar 23, 2022 00:44

LuckyCat: Jul 26, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Bobby Digital posted:

# ? Mar 23, 2022 00:52

Nowher: Nov 29, 2019; pack your bags

# ? Mar 23, 2022 02:19

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

I made that for another thread. For those unfamiliar with Mr Sunshine:

ge cafe posted:

I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.

This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.

Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain.

Last chance to stop. It's horriffic.

I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.

So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.

# ? Mar 23, 2022 03:33

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Nowher posted:

Is that Aatrek?

# ? Mar 23, 2022 05:21

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

# ? Mar 23, 2022 05:43

Nowher: Nov 29, 2019; pack your bags

CPL593H posted:

Is that Aatrek?

No, it's Everyday Carry forum legend myrtar. From around 2003-2004?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3782172&pagenumber=3#post461817484

Completely ready for anything his entry level computer toucher job can throw at him.

# ? Mar 23, 2022 05:47

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

He was standing in Kevin Spacey's spot so that's why I made that guess.

# ? Mar 23, 2022 06:01

Nowher: Nov 29, 2019; pack your bags

Ah gently caress, I see... I just looked up the SAclopedia entry for Aatrek :stonk:

# ? Mar 23, 2022 06:23

D34THROW: Jan 29, 2012; RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL

Yeah we're talking about computer touchers not kid touchers

# ? Mar 23, 2022 12:39

vaginite: Feb 8, 2006; I'm comin' for you, colonel.

beat on the wow thing but:

# ? Mar 23, 2022 14:32

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

vaginite posted:

# ? Mar 23, 2022 16:06

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

# ? Mar 23, 2022 18:36

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Empty Sandwich posted:

# ? Mar 23, 2022 22:26

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

20 Blunts posted:

# ? Mar 24, 2022 00:44

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Holy poo poo.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 04:48

alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

# ? Mar 24, 2022 09:15

Butter Activities: May 4, 2018

Junk posted:

Lmao

# ? Mar 24, 2022 12:24

Wistful of Dollars: Aug 25, 2009

Empty Sandwich posted:

that's pretty bloody good

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BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

alpaca diseases posted:

# ? Mar 24, 2022 16:27

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Wistful of Dollars posted:

that's pretty bloody good

I don't get it.

# ? Mar 24, 2022 16:58

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

CannonFodder posted:

I don't get it.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=180070

# ? Mar 24, 2022 17:24

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

lamoed

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Mar 24, 2022

# ? Mar 24, 2022 21:10

A Good Time: Dec 20, 2015

Revins posted:

That guy who had a breakdown in a thread about some overpriced razr thing, it went multiple pages , dudes username was something short like kirk, it's burned into my brain