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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Take your favorite SA stories, ban reasons, insane screeds, etc. and photoshop them onto magazines, books, movie posters or whatever you please. If it's new or obscure, you might link to the source.



Facetoucher Cat ban

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I once wasd a woman.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
A little boy too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UI_JwF3cnA

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Not mine. This was in response to a guy in the World War Threead saying something about how the fire bombings of Tokyo, the a-bombs, were just fine with him after seeing what the Japanese did. Or something.

Quoting the original author. I hope they don't mind.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

George W Bush on the aircraft carrier but the banner says "SUCK MY DICK U FUCKMAN"

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Quoting the original author. I hope they don't mind.

it's cool

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

:tipshat:

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
The thread (threads?) where centripetalhorse lived in the Las Vegas public library and ate sausage out the trash.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

wowzers!

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
That guy who had a breakdown in a thread about some overpriced razr thing, it went multiple pages , dudes username was something short like kirk, it's burned into my brain

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I'm gonna get banned for posting too much in the 5 thread.

This is not supposed to a felf-fullfiling prophesy

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
oh boy i hope nobody's done this one yet

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

board game idea: hungry hungry rib kids, barbecue sauce not included

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mac and Cheese posted:

oh boy i hope nobody's done this one yet



Lmfao it works so well and on so many levels

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.



Actual article: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/03/mac-studio-is-far-better-for-the-climate-than-the-imac-pro-even-with-the-display/

Fabulousity fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Mar 20, 2022

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Lmfao it works so well and on so many levels

thanks. now i'm worried that someone else did this a decade ago (i'm getting some vague hopefully bullshit memories) and that's the only reason i had this idea, so if any of my enemies want to dig that up and expose me as a fraud this is your best shot (looking at you khaoskid663!)

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic


Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Gotta protect my puckins. no one read into this or call the cops

SPIRIT HALLOWEEN SALE
Nov 5, 2017

D34THROW
Jan 29, 2012

RETAIL RETAIL LISTEN TO ME BITCH ABOUT RETAIL
:rant:

This looks like a really hosed up PostSecret

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Take your favorite SA stories, ban reasons, insane screeds, etc. and photoshop them onto magazines, books, movie posters or whatever you please. If it's new or obscure, you might link to the source.



Facetoucher Cat ban

IMO a harsh ban just for a little :neet:

Just for the record, National Lampoon was for many years the funniest magazine to ever exist. It was not, as one goon mistakenly claimed here months ago, The Harvard Lampoon, which was a university mag before NatLamp was started (by some of the staff from the older, less professional mag).

NatLamp bought work from anyone funny enough who got the editors' attention (sometimes by offering them drugs, no doubt).

NatLamp is not the movies (National Lampoon's Vacation etc.). They were put together with the assistance of only some NatLamp staff, a little before the magazine folded in I think the late 1980s (the mag stopped being funny a while before then, maybe due to the new owners). The writing, cartoons and other art in NatLamp during its peak were IMO, and those of the most incisive reviewers, some of the best no-limits satire ever made, and are by and large still very funny today.

Item: NatLamp did the "... or we'll shoot this..." cover first.

Item:The phrase/reply "So's my dick", which I've used in a few GBS posts, which first appeared in a NatLamp Letters From The Editors.

e.g.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

... the A-bombs, were just fine with him after seeing what the Japanese did.

So's my dick.

And that's certainly not the only original NatLamp joke I've stolen paid tribute to in GBS, believe me. I can look like a comedy genius only because many of you weren't born, or were fetuses or infants back when National Lampoon magazine was still published and still funny.

Still funny? So's my dick.



tl;dr: So's my dick.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Mar 20, 2022

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Banging! and yeah, seconding the Razor stream of conciousness.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:



Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Timely!

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Excellent

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pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy

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